All Whites, Ferns, and other international teams

All Whites V Tahiti Tues 16th 7:30pm

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over 13 years ago

terminator_x wrote:

This game is entertaining like watching two drunks fighting is entertaining.



Or as enjoyable as Andrew Duhurst's commentary. 

Hey you bastards I'm still here.

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over 13 years ago

Tahitian No. 6 should have been booked twice in 30 seconds there.


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over 13 years ago

Ref is a nobhead of the first order. 


Hey you bastards I'm still here.

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over 13 years ago

All getting a bit tedious.... We need another goal...


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over 13 years ago

 We're making these clowns look like acceptable footballers. And Killen is terrible tonight.

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over 13 years ago

rugby de ja vu

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over 13 years ago

And the lights dim a little bit. 

Hey you bastards I'm still here.

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over 13 years ago

The floodlights have voted and turned themselves off.

Ref calls half-time while we find a sparky.


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over 13 years ago

Lights out ..Boys need to go nigh nighs..


  Improving,,on the up, a work in progress from Italiano and the Nix. Bring on the bathroom bling in '24! COYN!

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over 13 years ago

Ok so did anyone else notice that the Tahiti players were wearing a Nike jacket pregame and then their kit is Adidas? 

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over 13 years ago · edited over 13 years ago · History

edit double post

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over 13 years ago
Our phoenix kids look like brazil compared to this lot

Auckland will rise once more

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over 13 years ago

They're probably not sponsored by either? Giving them freedom to grab whatever they can get/whatever they want. 


Allegedly

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over 13 years ago

JarrodM wrote:

Ok so did anyone else notice that the Tahiti players were wearing a Nike jacket pregame and then their kit is Adidas? 


Yeah i noticed. Im going to guess that theyre not sponsored by either, but just buying there own shit off prodirect or something. The huge absurd numbering would confirm theyre not with Adidas, and wearing Adidas would confirm theyre not with Nike
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over 13 years ago

Our national team is embarrassing.



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over 13 years ago

Shut up Dewhurst you cock.


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over 13 years ago

These refs are fucking shit

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over 13 years ago

Tahitian keeper now wearing a scarf. Looks ridiculous.

Tahitian number 6 at it again. Will need to actually kill someone to get booked.


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over 13 years ago

This ref would probably book the corpse for diving though.


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over 13 years ago

Or time wasting.

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over 13 years ago

Put the ball in the bloody net.....


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over 13 years ago

Smeltz probably wouldve had a hat trick by now, the master of scoring from goal mouth scrambles

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over 13 years ago

Gotta give it to Tahiti they are putting their bodies on the line to keep us out.


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over 13 years ago

Who is commentating with Piney?  

Sam ...Malcomson???


"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion. 

Genuine opinion: FTFFA

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over 13 years ago

We need to score and put these carnts away.


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over 13 years ago

 You have to give it to the ref, what a joke


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over 13 years ago

kiwikev wrote:

 You have to give it to the ref, what a joke



I probably would give it to him. Surprised nobody else has
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over 13 years ago · edited over 13 years ago · History

Wherever Planet Dewhurst is, it is a trillion light years away from this match. Just awful commentary. 

Hey you bastards I'm still here.

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over 13 years ago

 Our long ball game is an absolute joke, it hasnt worked all game yet we're still trying it. Cant remember the last time i saw a cross or ball over the top meet one of our own players

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over 13 years ago

terminator_x wrote:

Tommy Smith nearly scores "the ugliest goal in the world ever". Actually hard to describe.



Not possible, as he has already done this.  Just ask Hard News about it.
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over 13 years ago

Siggy's been quite good tonight. Game probably suits him though. Plenty of aggro.


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over 13 years ago

AJ13 wrote:

JarrodM wrote:

Ok so did anyone else notice that the Tahiti players were wearing a Nike jacket pregame and then their kit is Adidas? 


Yeah i noticed. Im going to guess that theyre not sponsored by either, but just buying there own shit off prodirect or something. The huge absurd numbering would confirm theyre not with Adidas, and wearing Adidas would confirm theyre not with Nike

Nike gloves too...


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over 13 years ago

karori wrote:

AJ13 wrote:

JarrodM wrote:

Ok so did anyone else notice that the Tahiti players were wearing a Nike jacket pregame and then their kit is Adidas? 


Yeah i noticed. Im going to guess that theyre not sponsored by either, but just buying there own shit off prodirect or something. The huge absurd numbering would confirm theyre not with Adidas, and wearing Adidas would confirm theyre not with Nike

Nike gloves too...



I think the jackets theyre wearing on the bench are a different brand yet again
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over 13 years ago

3 or 4 average first touches and floating ball over to the strikers ruined that counter attack

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over 13 years ago


There whole team's a team of Tehau's .......clap clap clap clap clappa clap clap.

9 is a Tehau, 8 is a Tehau, 7 is a Tehau....6-is-a-Tehau!!


  Improving,,on the up, a work in progress from Italiano and the Nix. Bring on the bathroom bling in '24! COYN!

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over 13 years ago

Smeltz on for Rojas. 

Hey you bastards I'm still here.

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over 13 years ago · edited over 13 years ago · History

Keat for Vicelich

Smeltz for Rojas


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over 13 years ago

Obviously things are not going according to plan?

If you are old and wise you were probably young and stupid

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over 13 years ago

 How the fuck can we expect to be competitive with the fifth best South American team?

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over 13 years ago

Dear God, this is awful to watch.


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