FIFA+ is good. Just finished watching today's games
Oi Oi Edgecumbe... lets have a clean sheet
Our academy comes up with a big win over New Zealand's newest professional club pic.twitter.com/DYfpto8xR8
— Wellington Phoenix Academy (@WgtnPhoenixAcad) October 11, 2025
I do enjoy the spitefulness of this.
Football. What a game. 😆
Score whenever you can.
Got to appreciate the small victories.
Olympic go to top of table, three wins from three, with Coastal still chasing their first point.
Gianni had to go off after a big stretch (to take an outrageous touch) that led to the second goal, and Watson was down at full time, looked like a knee after planting his foot - no contact at all. Both would be pretty big losses if they're out. Still, there's worse options than Prins/Sam Mason-Smith to fill the gaps.
Valley FC til I die?
Gianni had to go off after a big stretch (to take an outrageous touch) that led to the second goal, and Watson was down at full time, looked like a knee after planting his foot - no contact at all. Both would be pretty big losses if they're out. Still, there's worse options than Prins/Sam Mason-Smith to fill the gaps.
Did Gianni go off after that 3rd goal? (Agreed on the touch to pull it out of thin air, that was brilliant!)
Pretty sure the commentator said he was up and able to run it off, but the camera panned away from the action after the goal was scored and I didnt end up seeing anyone go to the bench/anyone coming on as a replacement.
**Edit - Just checked tribe and it said he was replaced on the hour mark**
Week Toru of the Men's #NZNationalLeague keeping it funky...
— The Niche Cache (@thenichecache) October 13, 2025
👉 Wellington Olympic are the only team to go 3/3 so far
👉 Mint efforts from Wellington Phoenix & Auckland FC Ressies
👉 Late equalisers for Auckland United & Western Springshttps://t.co/NOJhq0CTPn
The credible Auckland reserves should be favourites against struggling Southern League champs Coastal (sad, that), while United v Springs two good teams who should be competing for a place in the grand final.
Auckland United you'd fancy to bag a first win against the Nix with some first teamers away.
And the national league shield goes on the line as the unpredictable Wests take on Birko tomorrow.
"You can never get a bloody tradesman at Easter, it's a wonder Jesus got crucified" - Karl Pilkington
Ouch. Both teams were paying $2.38 first thing in the morning.
We're on the up!
I let my guitar speak for me
Despite the lack of entertainment and the quiet atmosphere, a result Auckland City will be delighted with, and the race for a grand final place looking real open now.
All stats are from 2022 to 2024.
Unfortunately, I mucked something up in the code and am currently unable to do most clean-sheets, most goals conceded and most pens scored. If y'all want I will do a part two with more stats and an updated code to fix the missed stats (maybe like when the most goals are scored, most multi goal games, most matches as captain etc).
There have been 470 player that have played in the league.
Most Appearances:
27 Gianni Bouzoukis
27 Adam Mitchell
27 Riley Grover
27 Oscar Mason
26 Michael Den Heijer
26 Angus Kilkolly
26 Declan Tyndall
26 Sam Lack
25 Tor Davenport Petersen
25 Scott Basalaj
Most Goals:
28 Garbhan Coughlan
21 Gianni Bouzoukis
12 Angus Kilkolly
10 Monty Patterson
10 Edward Wilkinson
9 Daniel Bunch
9 Hamish Watson
9 Jack-Henry Sinclair
8 Nicolas Zambrano
8 Lyle Matthysen
Most Yellow Cards:
9 James Hoyle
8 Daniel Maclennan
7 Cameron Emerson
6 Ross Haviland
6 Riley Grover
5 Jackson Manuel
5 Haris Zeb
5 Tor Davenport Petersen
5 Sam Richards
5 Benjamin Lapslie
Most Red Cards: *(Only as straight red cards)
19 players @ 1 red card
Most Minutes Played:
2,430 Oscar Mason
2,332 Adam Mitchell
2,312 Riley Grover
2,243 Scott Basalaj
2,189 Garbhan Coughlan
2,169 Michael Den Heijer
2,111 Lyle Matthysen
2,047 Tor Davenport Petersen
2,043 James Hoyle
2,040 Edward Wilkinson
Most subbed on players:
20 Sam Lack
17 Harry Mason
14 William Stephen
13 Angus Kilkolly
13 Declan Tyndall
Most subbed off players:
16 Aidan Barbour-Ryan
14 Cameron Emerson
12 Gianni Bouzoukis
11 Cameron Mackenzie
10 Daniel Atkinson
Most benched players:
11 Kyle Baxter
9 Regan Diver
9 Conor Jamieson
9 Cam Brown
9 Frewen Watts
Most Own Goals:
9 players @ 1 own goal
All stats are from 2022 to 2024.
Unfortunately, I mucked something up in the code and am currently unable to do most clean-sheets, most goals conceded and most pens scored. If y'all want I will do a part two with more stats and an updated code to fix the missed stats (maybe like when the most goals are scored, most multi goal games, most matches as captain etc).
There have been 470 player that have played in the league.
Most Appearances:
27 Gianni Bouzoukis
27 Adam Mitchell
27 Riley Grover
27 Oscar Mason
26 Michael Den Heijer
26 Angus Kilkolly
26 Declan Tyndall
26 Sam Lack
25 Tor Davenport Petersen
25 Scott Basalaj
Most Goals:
28 Garbhan Coughlan
21 Gianni Bouzoukis
12 Angus Kilkolly
10 Monty Patterson
10 Edward Wilkinson
9 Daniel Bunch
9 Hamish Watson
9 Jack-Henry Sinclair
8 Nicolas Zambrano
8 Lyle Matthysen
Most Yellow Cards:
9 James Hoyle
8 Daniel Maclennan
7 Cameron Emerson
6 Ross Haviland
6 Riley Grover
5 Jackson Manuel
5 Haris Zeb
5 Tor Davenport Petersen
5 Sam Richards
5 Benjamin Lapslie
Most Red Cards: *(Only as straight red cards)
19 players @ 1 red card
Most Minutes Played:
2,430 Oscar Mason
2,332 Adam Mitchell
2,312 Riley Grover
2,243 Scott Basalaj
2,189 Garbhan Coughlan
2,169 Michael Den Heijer
2,111 Lyle Matthysen
2,047 Tor Davenport Petersen
2,043 James Hoyle
2,040 Edward Wilkinson
Most subbed on players:
20 Sam Lack
17 Harry Mason
14 William Stephen
13 Angus Kilkolly
13 Declan Tyndall
Most subbed off players:
16 Aidan Barbour-Ryan
14 Cameron Emerson
12 Gianni Bouzoukis
11 Cameron Mackenzie
10 Daniel Atkinson
Most benched players:
11 Kyle Baxter
9 Regan Diver
9 Conor Jamieson
9 Cam Brown
9 Frewen Watts
Most Own Goals:
9 players @ 1 own goal
When you concede a goal but then hit right back ten seconds after the resulting kickoff#NZNationalLeague @bestclubinnz pic.twitter.com/BhmWxj0uTU
— The Niche Cache (@thenichecache) October 19, 2025
Derek Tieku with the goal that gave Coastal Spirit their first win of the #NZNationalLeague campaign pic.twitter.com/us9Ud4LU44
— The Niche Cache (@thenichecache) October 20, 2025
Toshiki Makimoto put on a standout performance for @WspringsFC in Round 4 and is the Dettol Player of the Week 👏
— NZ National League 🏆🇳🇿 (@nzleagues) October 20, 2025
He scored a goal and provided an assist in his team’s 2–1 win over @ChristchurchUtd, a result that moved them up to second on the table 🔝#NZFootball pic.twitter.com/B7JK1Td7F3
Surprisingly low-scoring week in the Men's #NZNationalLeague but still plenty of drama:
— The Niche Cache (@thenichecache) October 20, 2025
👉 Auckland City left it late against their old rivals
👉 Coastal Spirit are finally in the win column
👉 Plus our first (and hopefully only) nil-all draw this seasonhttps://t.co/uOVc6EXavo
South Island showdown sees Coastal attempting to build momentum after beating Knights II, but United will be super keen to resurrect their top two chances.
Nix vs Miramar could be a goodie but tbh they play all the time and neither will make the GF.
Auckland City with a huge win over Olympic last time will want to back it up... but iirc Knights II did snag a win against them in the Northern League.
Birko vs Olympic is a fantastic clash because both while still among the favourites had pretty surprising losses last weekend. Gotta hit back.
Can Auckland Utd get a first win away against Springs? Hosts could go top with a win as other strong sides facing off.
South Island showdown sees Coastal attempting to build momentum after beating Knights II, but United will be super keen to resurrect their top two chances.
Nix vs Miramar could be a goodie but tbh they play all the time and neither will make the GF.
Auckland City with a huge win over Olympic last time will want to back it up... but iirc Knights II did snag a win against them in the Northern League.
Birko vs Olympic is a fantastic clash because both while still among the favourites had pretty surprising losses last weekend. Gotta hit back.
Can Auckland Utd get a first win away against Springs? Hosts could go top with a win as other strong sides facing off.
Just a side note, I don't think Chris Greenacre is ready for head coaching job at A-league level just yet.
All square between the South Island sides 🤝@CoastalSpiritNZ 0-0 @ChristchurchUtd
— NZ National League 🏆🇳🇿 (@nzleagues) October 25, 2025
📸 @PhotosportNZ #NZFootball pic.twitter.com/00mK24RGgT
All the yarns from another classic week in the Men's #NZNationalLeague:
— The Niche Cache (@thenichecache) October 29, 2025
👉 A thrilling comeback win for Wellington Olympic
👉 Oli Sail's Auckland FC Reserves at Kiwitea
👉 Stalemate in the Southern Derby
👉 Good wins for Miramar Rangers & Western Springshttps://t.co/eFsnsXXUW2
Every now and then, Tor Davenport-Petersen reminds everyone that his first name means "goal" in German#NZNationalLeague pic.twitter.com/hNu017oVjI
— The Niche Cache (@thenichecache) October 29, 2025
Louis Fenton scoring against the Wellington Phoenix... it just doesn't feel right#NZNationalLeague pic.twitter.com/woJADosM9j
— The Niche Cache (@thenichecache) October 29, 2025
I like the idea but having a final completely ruins it.
Three for me, and two for them.
It looks like Northern, Central and Southern will be the de facto second division. Not sure how they will deal with promotion/relegation across the regions.
Say for example the bottom team from each region gets relegated.
On one hand it’s important to have a proper national league with teams from across NZ but on the other hand *hypothetically* if the four Auckland teams finished in the top four spots it would be absolute madness to see the team that came in fourth get relegated if it placed higher than the best performing teams from another region.
A big what if scenario but it would need to be addressed before the new format takes place.
Risk either way is a single region national league without a regional promotion/relegation set up - or - better regional representation but worse teams.
You want to hope that teams are legitimately good on their own merits and neither scenario would take place but it’s a tough one!
It looks like Northern, Central and Southern will be the de facto second division. Not sure how they will deal with promotion/relegation across the regions.
Say for example the bottom team from each region gets relegated.
On one hand it’s important to have a proper national league with teams from across NZ but on the other hand *hypothetically* if the four Auckland teams finished in the top four spots it would be absolute madness to see the team that came in fourth get relegated if it placed higher than the best performing teams from another region.
A big what if scenario but it would need to be addressed before the new format takes place.
Risk either way is a single region national league without a regional promotion/relegation set up - or - better regional representation but worse teams.
You want to hope that teams are legitimately good on their own merits and neither scenario would take place but it’s a tough one!
Sink or swim imo. Last placed team (and maybe second last) gets relegated, with a playoff between the regional champions for promotion. If the league gets ends up being half Auckland teams, then so be it. Others need to step up their game if that's the case.
It looks like Northern, Central and Southern will be the de facto second division. Not sure how they will deal with promotion/relegation across the regions.
Say for example the bottom team from each region gets relegated.
On one hand it’s important to have a proper national league with teams from across NZ but on the other hand *hypothetically* if the four Auckland teams finished in the top four spots it would be absolute madness to see the team that came in fourth get relegated if it placed higher than the best performing teams from another region.
A big what if scenario but it would need to be addressed before the new format takes place.
Risk either way is a single region national league without a regional promotion/relegation set up - or - better regional representation but worse teams.
You want to hope that teams are legitimately good on their own merits and neither scenario would take place but it’s a tough one!
Would that give a league along the lines of:
ACFC
Birkenhead
Auckland Utd
Eastern Suburbs/Springs
Olympic
Miramar
Western Suburbs/Napier
Christchurch Utd
Cash Tech
Coastal Spirit
(AFC)
(Phoenix)
From there it should hopefully be fully open - you finish you last you get relegated, including the pro teams as people mention; though I don't expect that will be the case.
If they want a 1.5 up/down could add 11th place to a playoff with the regional winners. Could also make it slightly easier going four teams into two spots, as opposed to three into one. Maybe two random draw home/away ties and the winners play in the league the next season (ie winner SL vs winner CL and then 11th place NatL vs winner NorL).
It will mean for the first few months of National League (NL) it will basically be Auckland III. So a bit messy in that teams who play a below strength Auckland FC in the first months of NL, get an advantage over teams who play them post May.
Bit easier to manage for them moving players between 3 squads (ALM as well) if you are having Melbourne & Auckland OFC hubs through March-April. Much trickier if in that time period is OFC hubs in the travel connection limited, Island countries.
Same problem for Christchurch United and South Island United (OFC entrant). Though less so if SI United is truly players from everywhere, and not just CU in sheeps clothing.
As always when you tinker with the domestic football comps, there is all sorts of ramifications, good and bad.
I guess both Auckland II & CU get a pratice run on how to cope with the above, when the new OFC League overlaps with the Northern and Southern Leagues for a few months.
Can see Auckland FC having up to 30-40 young players contracted outside their ALM squad, so they can field two reserve teams next March-May.