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Elrich (Ahmed) Chant

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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Elrich (Ahmed) Chant
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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
I suggested this in a thread in the general Nix and A-League section but though I should put it in here to.

He's fat, he's slow, he really had to go. Elrich, Ahmed Elrich!

Says it all really.
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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Same old Ahmed, Always EATING!
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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Give him a P.  Give him an I.  Give him an E.

What does he want?  PIE.

Ahmed loves the pies, Ahmed loves the pies, na na na nana na.

Incredible stamina. No shame. Yellow Fever.

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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
it's shaping up (no pun intended) to be a most amusing match
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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Who ate all the pies?
Who ate all the pies?
Ahmed,Ahmed, Ahmed, Ahmed.
Ahmed ate the pies.
To the tune of knees up mother brown.
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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
hes fat, hes crap, hell fuk up his attack.... ahmed ahmed

www.kiwifromthecouch.blogspot.com

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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
When the ball slaps the fat and his crosses are crap ,Thats ol'e Ahmad
"Thats ol'e Ahmad "
When the ball Flys for 4 and The Away Fans Loud Roar ,Thats ol'e Ah-mad

Stumble-ing Linga-linga-ling linga-linga ling as he hogging the balllllll

People Say Pastry Pastry Day,Pastry Pastry Day. Just the start of your troubles





HK_Keeper2008-03-16 14:24:23
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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
For when CCM visit, to the tune of "Who Will Buy?" from Oliver:

Hide your pies! 'Cos El**ch is coming.
Hide your pies! 'Cos El**ch is back.
Hide your pies! 'Cos El**ch is running,
He'll get here in about a week.

"You've nailed it in a nutshell." - Mark Rudan

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
All we want is a desent marquee, a desent marquee, a desent marquee. All we want is a desent marquee who plays better than El**ch....... or something
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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
An old song springs to mind, sung by an old group called Supertramp:
Dreamer nothing but a dreamer
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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
I LOVE IT!!!!
 
Do you know whether they sell the GOT PIE Tees??!?!?! Cos I want one!!!!
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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Keep an eye out.  If some were to get made, the information may appear on this site.

How's my driving? - Whine here

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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Bran wrote:
An old song springs to mind, sung by an old group called Supertramp:
Dreamer nothing but a dreamer
 
 
Hahahaha class!
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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Could be good idea just for the preseason game

Allegedly

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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Who stole the pies from the bakers shop?                                                                                         

Who stole the pies from the bakers shop?

Who stole the pies from the bakers shop?

Fat F*cking El**ch
She wore a yellow ribbon
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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
how about...
 
"99 steak and cheese pies on the wall 99 steak and cheese pies" etc
 
Then whenever El**ch gets a touch of the ball we go down to...
 
"98 steak and cheese pies on the wall"

Allegedly

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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Tegal wrote:
how about...
 
"99 steak and cheese pies on the wall 99 steak and cheese pies" etc
 
Then whenever El**ch gets a touch of the ball we go down to...
 
"98 steak and cheese pies on the wall"
 
"99 steak and cheese pies on the wall 99 steak and cheese pies"
 
You take one down Ahmed munches it down!
 
98 steak and cheese pies on the wall
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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
He couldn't score in a pie shop?
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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
poor Ahmed is so going to regret turning up for this game! *t**ser*

Queenslander 3x a year.

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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
he's fat,
he's round,
his gut bounces on the ground,
he's ahmed, ahmed elr**ch

...yet i still feel he will be a different physique when he rolls up,more of a footballer than a league player..hope he's still pies though.
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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
My spies watched him train yesterday and assured me he's still pies.

Incredible stamina. No shame. Yellow Fever.

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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
excellent...
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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
And he didn't even play - must have been scared
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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

What about a judas chant?

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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
leader.. Hey ahmed..
together.. your fat, your sh*t, your neva fu*king fit! ahmed elr**H, ahmed Elr**H
 
i can wait 4 his return to th ring of fire!!! more shredding this time please fever!! he hardly got a who r ya last time!!!! 
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