Chants, Music, Angst and Anthems

Phoenix fc chants...

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almost 19 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
"puta que pariu haha i learnt that in athens also kiero bouseta!!!!! " WPFC or Death
 
haha nice man, yeah the quero buceta one is probably fair considering the lack of women at football matches!!

Botafogo - Rio de Janeiro and Wellington Phoenix, my two teams til death do us part.

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almost 19 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Gotta go with the matilda chants!
Would love to see that covered on the aussie news!!
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almost 19 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
The matilda one is good, though everyone here will know you pinched it off the Barmy Army...
 
 
By the way the 'Matilda' in the song refers to his swagman's bundle; so, in effect, you'd be confessing to shagging a tramps mattress...
 
 
 
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almost 19 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
bollocks man, its clearly a girl
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almost 19 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
WPFC_OR_DEATH wrote:
bollocks man, its clearly a girl
 
From wikipedia...
 
 
waltzing  derived from the German term auf der Walz, which means to travel while working as a craftsman and learn new techniques from other masters before returning home after three years and one day, a custom which is still in use today among carpenters.   Matilda  a romantic term for a swagman's bundle. See below, "Waltzing Matilda."      
I say again....a TRAMP'S MATTRESS!!! 
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almost 19 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Why are we even debating this ?  It is a low point in the Barmy's Army's work and not even remotely funny.

Seven seasons of anti-Australian chants have never made TV coverage in Aus, I somehow doubt they suddenly will because it's the Phoenix...
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almost 19 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Maybe they we'rent sung loud enough. It is bloody funny.
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almost 19 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Kingzfan wrote:

Seven seasons of anti-Australian chants have never made TV coverage in Aus
 
They came through loud and clear on the telly during the ashes...
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almost 19 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Nembo wrote:
No racist chants, but Aussies are more than capable of Banter....
 
Totally agree...don't hold back!!!
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almost 19 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
the waltz is not a dance???? arent the lyrics more like a man asking a girl named matilda to dance with him????

oh well we'll find some thing else to do
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almost 19 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
No, the lyrics are about a man dancing with a sheep and then some light S & M with it as it he shoves it in a bag...

...and they call us sheep shaggers.

How's my driving? - Whine here

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almost 19 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Hard News wrote:
No, the lyrics are about a man dancing with a sheep and then some light S & M with it as it he shoves it in a bag...

...and they call us sheep shaggers.

Sorry to butt in guys,but as a Cardiff city fan I am used to being called a sheep shagger by opposing fans.
      When Cardiff score we actually sing(to the tune  Go West  by the Village People)  for  example
      " One nil to the sheep shaggers,one nil to the   sheep shaggers ........"
       Er I'll go now
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almost 19 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Way off...Waltzing Matilda got nothing really to do with dancing..It's basiclly about a Tramp who steals a sheep to eat, the cops come for him and instead of giving up he commits suicide by drowning himself in the creek.Nestling2007-06-05 02:14:00
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almost 19 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Are you sure it was to eat it, after all he was an Ozzy
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almost 19 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
sanday wrote:
Hammer Head, i suffered the same indignity. The time i was there we lost 4-1. Maybe we were at the same game? Or am i mistaken.Did we lose 5-1. Does your sh*t baaaaaa ring a bell? So witty!
 
Was back in '01. We definitely lost 5-1 cos the bastards kept chanting we want sux.
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almost 19 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
would it be going to far to rip into their (ausy) national antyhem??
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almost 19 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
WPFC_OR_DEATH wrote:
would it be going to far to rip into their (ausy) national antyhem??
 
Do it.
 
Although the NA is a bit of a joke over here...no one knows the words and no one knows what "girt by sea" means...thick Aussie c**ts!!
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almost 19 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
The problem with singing songs that have a national flavour, is that on TV you can't hear the lyrics anyway, so it just sounds like fans singing their national song i.e. it sounds like we're singing the national anthem of australia as it should be sung.
 
The main reason to bastardise the lyrics is to get in the face of opposition fans.  Seeing as not many fans (if any) will make the trip accross the ditch, none are going to be about to hear it. . . So is it really worth while singing these tunes?
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almost 19 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Also not all of them will be Aussies...
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almost 19 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
oh i see, i though that it may stir you lot up as you constantly wank yourselves over how great your sporting teams and country areWPFC_OR_DEATH2007-06-07 00:14:29
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almost 19 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Why not just use The Australians most annoying chant and has could be the most annoying chant in the world.
 
Ozzies! Ozzies! Ozzies!
Stink! Stink! Stink!
 
Simple and easy to remember...And True.
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almost 19 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
WPFC_OR_DEATH wrote:
oh i see, i though that it may stir you lot up as you constantly wank yourselves over how great your sporting teams and country are
 
You talking to me? I'm not Australian!
 
I was born at St Helen's Hospital , Newtown, Wellington, NZ.
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almost 19 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
The thing is when you bag Australia, you are bagging like half your players.
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almost 19 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Nestling wrote:
Why not just use The Australians most annoying chant and has could be the most annoying chant in the world.
 
Ozzies! Ozzies! Ozzies!
Stink! Stink! Stink!
 
Simple and easy to remember...And True.
|Mate, try

Ozzie Ozzie Ozzie
sh*t sh*t sh*t

Greater effect and doesnt sound like the chant was thought up by a 8 year old
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almost 19 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Nembo wrote:
Nestling wrote:
Why not just use The Australians most annoying chant and has could be the most annoying chant in the world.
 
Ozzies! Ozzies! Ozzies!
Stink! Stink! Stink!
 
Simple and easy to remember...And True.
|Mate, try

Ozzie Ozzie Ozzie
sh*t sh*t sh*t

Greater effect and doesnt sound like the chant was thought up by a 8 year old
 
Yeah because swearing is sooo grown up!
 
 
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almost 19 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

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What about: "Johnno fought the law and...he won. Johnno fought the law and...he won"

Short and simple which is the key. may have already been suggested

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almost 19 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Well its a damn site better than 'stink stink stink'

Swear words are only swear words for the idiots that wish to brand them as such.
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almost 19 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Nembo wrote:
Well its a damn site better than 'stink stink stink'

Swear words are only swear words for the idiots that wish to brand them as such.
 
And how are Aloisi, Johnson, Dodd, O'Dor, Lia, Ferrante and Brownlie going to feel when you lot shake the foundations with this particular gem?
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almost 19 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Bit like doing monkey chants at an oppositions black player when you`ve got John Barnes in your team.
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almost 19 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
This one is directed at Adelaide United.
 
We've got the wings of a sparrow
We've got the arse of a crow
We'll fly over to Hindmarsh tormorrow
And sh*t all over the bastards below, below
sh*t all over the bastard below.
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almost 19 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
kiwi pie wrote:
Nembo wrote:
Well its a damn site better than 'stink stink stink'

Swear words are only swear words for the idiots that wish to brand them as such.
 
And how are Aloisi, Johnson, Dodd, O'Dor, Lia, Ferrante and Brownlie going to feel when you lot shake the foundations with this particular gem?
Not really too bothered seeing as only 1 of them will possibly start anyway
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almost 19 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

elle10 wrote:


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Just reading the�article on Johnno in the Dom Post this morning and it triggered this.


What about: "Johnno fought the law and...he won. Johnno fought the law and...he won"


Short and simple which is the key.�may have already been suggested



Is that supposed to go to the tune of "Alice the camel"?
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almost 19 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Nembo wrote:
kiwi pie wrote:
Nembo wrote:
Well its a damn site better than 'stink stink stink'

Swear words are only swear words for the idiots that wish to brand them as such.
 
And how are Aloisi, Johnson, Dodd, O'Dor, Lia, Ferrante and Brownlie going to feel when you lot shake the foundations with this particular gem?
Not really too bothered seeing as only 1 of them will possibly start anyway
 
I think more then one of them will start haha. Aloisi Ferrante will be our midfield. Lia even. O'Dor will start. And Brownlie bench. Sure there ausy but more wog. Wogs in ausy dont consider themselves ausy they hate ausys. Proud to be italian greek leb.
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almost 19 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
yea aussy has some areas where you need to speak Arabic/Greek/italianTurkish before you use english aye

either way some people will will think we're idiots some wont. Personally i reckon we have to have some rude chants because evry club in the world does

example Pao, gamiste to pousti ton olympiako!!!
f**k those faggots at olympiakos!!!!

there are countless versions of this sorta thing.

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almost 19 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
you could use Alice Cooper's - Poison
 
We're Phoenix
Phoenix rising from the flames
We're Phoenix
I will go to all their games
 
(suggestions for the last line will be taken)

Founder

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almost 19 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Feverish wrote:
you could use Alice Cooper's - Poison
 
We're Phoenix
Phoenix rising from the flames
We're Phoenix
I will go to all their games
 
(suggestions for the last line will be taken)
 
That would sound pretty good.
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almost 19 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
he hits it high he hits it low he hits it in the back of the goal barbarousa barbarousa..

ive got a song that wont take long, Adelaide are rubbish.. the second verse is same as the first.. ADELAIDE ARE RUBBISH

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almost 19 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
pavlos8 wrote:
Nembo wrote:
kiwi pie wrote:
Nembo wrote:
Well its a damn site better than 'stink stink stink'

Swear words are only swear words for the idiots that wish to brand them as such.
 
And how are Aloisi, Johnson, Dodd, O'Dor, Lia, Ferrante and Brownlie going to feel when you lot shake the foundations with this particular gem?
Not really too bothered seeing as only 1 of them will possibly start anyway
 
I think more then one of them will start haha. Aloisi Ferrante will be our midfield. Lia even. O'Dor will start. And Brownlie bench. Sure there ausy but more wog. Wogs in ausy dont consider themselves ausy they hate ausys. Proud to be italian greek leb.

-Brown--Aloisi--Campos--Daniel

I dont see any room for Ferrante unless someone is injured/suspended, I see even less for Lia.

Defence will be:

-Christie--Dodd--Brazilian--Lochhead

I dont see any place for O'Dor unless hes playing RB, which I would support.
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almost 19 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Go tried and trusted my friends,
"Oh Phoenix we do....
       Phoenix we love you"
Gooners like to claim it as theirs but has much earlier origons, as does any football chant.

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