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Attn: Spurs' fans

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Tottenham Hotspur are proud to present this season�s Christmas Party and as a bonus include their End of Season party on the same night. Each guest will receive a goodie bag including; A History of Tottenham Hotspur (includes that thrilling 12th place season) and a set of Champions League Pillowcases (so you can keep dreaming!)

The venue�

The night will include:

* Four Course Meal
* Party Games - including pin the tail on Jenas
* Tottenham Legend Sergei Rebrov as guest speaker

Highlights of the evening for our guests to enjoy include: Darren Bent�s Greatest Goals, Ledley King and Jonathan Woodgate�s 10 best injuries and �1961 - The Last Time we won the League� - now for the first time in colour (due to computer colouring techniques used on the original reels of remaining footage)!

This is a unique opportunity to enjoy two parties at the same time so get your tickets now and double party for half the price!

Tickets �25 per person or a table of 10 for �200

You can buy tickets by phone - 020 6161 6161
Or online at http://www.deludedspuds.com/61neveragain

Also available on the night will be specially reduced merchandise:

70% off BerbaGodT-Shirts
50% off �4th Place - 2009� T-Shirts
�10.99 �The League is upside down� T-shirts for �10.99
And for just �15.99 get you�re �The Carling Cup is bigger than anything� T-shirt and Mug combo

 

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Could you be a bit more subtle if you tried??
Proud to have attended the first 175 Consecutive "Home" Wellington Phoenix "A League" Games !!

The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!

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ive got some great ones to dish out if they fail to win tomorrow.
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UberGunner wrote:
ive got some great ones to dish out when they fail to win tomorrow.


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gings2008-09-21 12:39:45


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Nice work Wigan.  0-0.

How old is Leggy?  Is he 12 or 72?

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pride_of_london wrote:
whitby fever wrote:
HarryHotspur wrote:
Arsenal wrote:
Another season, another tragedy.Need I remind you: green = good, red = bad.
Red = bad, eh? And you an Arsenal fan....
Thats more like it May i remind every one 5-1






Whats the differencebetween spurs and atoothpick?A toothpick has TWO POINTS.


We are now the same as a Toothpick
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Nicely done by spurs in the carling cup.
Hopefully two in a row.
Mind you newcastle was pretty terrible.
Robbenator2008-09-25 21:03:08
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Robbenator wrote:
Nicely done by spurs in the carling cup.
Hopefully two in a row.
Mind you newcastle are always terrible.
 
Fixed Jear.
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Pav underway, no stopping us now the Carling cup is ours!
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Arsenal wrote:
Just a heads up - Champions League positions go to the TOP four in the league, not the BOTTOM four. You might want to have a look at that one.

 
Looking pretty similar a year later
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Hutton back from Injury, which presumably frees up Zakora to go DM. Hardly the answer to our problems, but should provide a stronger midfield...christ if we lose to Stoke I really will start to lose some sleep...

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0800 111 757 -depression hotline. Dont do anything stupid now!
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The thing is they deserved to lose.
Pants.

I find it humorous, all that cash for such a pathetic effort, and across the road Professor Wenger gets his bunch of kids to play the best looking football in Europe for quids.

E's Flat Ah's Flat Too

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What make's it worse is that I went to college in Liverpool with the Ref in the early 90s.

The only consoling point is that Lee Mason has put on as much weight, and lost as much hair as me.
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Attn Spurs Fans: Right now your team absolutely sucks.

Sorry lads but it does, sack your coach and start again, buy two central defender and a defensive midfielder in Jan then go from there.
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Problem is who is gonna want to come and play for us?
If we beat L'arse on the 30th, all will be forgiven and we can start again
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Huddlestone wrote:
Problem is who is gonna want to come and play for us?
If we beat L'arse on the 30th, all will be forgiven and we can start again
Based on current form that has to be one of the biggest "If"s in recent memory, but if Hull and Fulham can beat us...
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The NLD is almost a no win situation for us now. I mean, we're expected to win so won't get any credit if we do but if we draw or god forbid lose then we will be laughed at for many a day.

Almost not looking forward to it now.

Three for me, and two for them.

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Buffon, excuses already? That's the only glimmer I've had on a very dark morning.
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Fitz wrote:
Attn Spurs Fans: Right now your team absolutely sucks.Sorry lads but it does, sack your coach and start again, buy two central defender and a defensive midfielder in Jan then go from there.


Didn't we try that last season?
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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Saw this on another forum, and had a chuckle :)

Juande Ramos is walking round the pitch at white hart lane and he says to the head groundman "the pitch looks amazing". the groundsman says "yeah, it ought to, we put 70 million pounds worth of sh*t on it each week"
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What can I say??
 
 
 
Proud to have attended the first 175 Consecutive "Home" Wellington Phoenix "A League" Games !!

The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!

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Hehe very good LG. Here's another one, maybe a bit outdated now but i think most will get the jist of it.

Spurs manager Juande Ramos walked into the Nationwide Building Society today whilst a robbery was in progress. One of the robbers hit him over the head and knocked him out. Whilst coming around, Ramos said "Christ, where the hell am I?"
One of the staff told him he was in the Nationwide
Ramos replied - "It's May already then!"

Three for me, and two for them.

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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Sorry hardly my place to be giving sh!t with our position on the table but...

"Sacked in the morning your getting sacked in the morning" Stoke fans to Juande Ramos

Martin Jol must be right LOL'ing right now
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I saw an interview with Jol on the highlights channel last night, he seemed like a good guy actually. Shame Spurs could not come up with the results for him.
Proud to have attended the first 175 Consecutive "Home" Wellington Phoenix "A League" Games !!

The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!

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HarryHotspur wrote:
Fitz wrote:
Attn Spurs Fans: Right now your team absolutely sucks.Sorry lads but it does, sack your coach and start again, buy two central defender and a defensive midfielder in Jan then go from there.


Didn't we try that last season?
 
oh my god thats pretty much true lol
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Buffon II2008-10-20 19:33:03

Three for me, and two for them.

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Osama Bin Laden sent out a new video to prove he was still alive, in it he said SPURS were rubbish recently.

Britsh intelligence dissmissed it saying: ''That could have been recorded anytime in the last 8 years''...
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What's the difference between Father Christmas and a Spurs win?

A Spurs win doesn't exist


Did you hear about the problems on the underground today?

They were caused due to a points failure in North London
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What's the difference between Spurs and a triangle? A triangle has three points
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Sp*rs will be asking for Paul Robinson back shortly...

How old is Leggy?  Is he 12 or 72?

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I was with a girl last night, and she said to me "give me 9 inches, make me bleed and then humiliate me", so I f**ked her 3 times, punched her in the face and made her wear a spurs shirt.

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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Madonna is the new favourite to be the next manager of Tottenham Hotspur... she's managed to
keep clean sheets for the last 18 months.

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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Juande Ramos has been caught speeding on the M25 today. Police reported that it looked like Mr Ramos would do anything for 3 points!!

You can buy 'Spurs, The Glory Years' from most shops, priced �200. That's �5 for the tape and �195 for the Betamax player.

Spurs have approached Richard Branson for sponsorship. When asked if he would consider this, he replied "Why would Spurs want to wear "Virgin" on their tops when they get f****d every weekend ?"

Darren Bent is ill, so Juande Ramos offers to do his shopping for him. While in Sainsbury's, he bumps into Arsene Wenger. "What are you doing in here, Juande?" asks Wenger. "Getting a bag of potatoes for Darren Bent," he replies. "Sounds like a good deal to me," says Wenger.

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Unfortunately I have no jokes.

Spurs' miserable season received no respite in Europe as they were sunk 2-0 by Udinese and again reduced to ten men. Heurelho Gomes gifted Udinese the lead, conceding a penalty that Antonio Di Natale converted. Then Jamie O'Hara got two yellow cards within two minutes before Simone Pepe sealed the win after a swift counter attack. David Bentley didn't even make the squad.[+] -->


That shall do though.
NZgooner2008-10-24 11:50:35
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Spurs fans, do you dare watching the darby on Thursday morning with us? Note there WILL be compulsory metal detectors for you to walk through, we know how stabby you lot can be... brumbys2008-10-24 11:07:04
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They have more red cards than they have points.....
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