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01 May 11:13 · edited 09 Sep 05:07
What a wonderful day - left Arizona feeling emotionally drained....outstanding result.  Great feeling, and hope we do Man U in Moscow....we have been waiting too long....

The Double....maybe, oh go on!!!!

Ohhhhh Chelsea we love you!!!!


01 May 12:21 · edited 09 Sep 05:07
Jose's Dog wrote:

  Drogs was huge - what was Rafa thinking sl*gging him off?



no doubt he was, although what rafa said has been coming for a long time and good on rafa for having the balls for saying it, anyone who isnt a chelsea fan, and even some of them, can see the great Drogba goes down easily. even saying he was slogging him off is slightly wrong, all he said was he ges down easily, true statement.

i acknocledge than ronaldo does do this also.
01 May 15:49 · edited 09 Sep 05:07
while everyone is going on about how wonderful Fwankie Lampsie is, we should remember this:
 
DRUNK FOOTBALL ACES JEERED AT N.Y. TERROR; They joked and threw food around as families wept over the tragedy.(News) From: The People (London, England) Date: September 23, 2001 | Copyright information COPYRIGHT 2001 MGN LTD. This material is published under license from the publisher through the Gale Group, Farmington Hills, Michigan.  All inquiries regarding rights should be directed to the Gale Group.

Byline: DEAN ROUSEWELL

FIVE top soccer stars were in DISGRACE last night after it emerged they shamed the victims of the terrorist attacks in America.

The Premiership players stunned onlookers as they hurled ABUSE while watching television pictures of the disaster at a hotel bar during a FIVE-HOUR BOOZE session.

As American guests at the London hotel tried to phone their loved ones, the players began to STRIP NAKED, JEER and even VOMIT.

Chelsea stars Frank Lampard, John Terry, Jody Morris and Eidur Gudjohnsen have since apologised for their senseless behaviour.

Lest we forget

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

02 May 02:43 · edited 09 Sep 05:07
I made sure I texted the blue is the colour lyrics to everyone remotely associated with the colour red
02 May 04:01 · edited 09 Sep 05:07
Five Hour Booze session and Vomit? Can't they hold their alcohol?

Three for me, and two for them.

02 May 09:36 · edited 09 Sep 05:07
Fat Frank Lampard? We all know he's a dick, what's new?
Proud to have attended the first 175 Consecutive "Home" Wellington Phoenix "A League" Games !!

The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!

02 May 09:55 · edited 09 Sep 05:07

While we never learned the full details, the name Jody Morris should explain a lot of that behaviour me thinks.  So Frank got lagered a bit when he was younger and got himself filmed having it off on holiday with his mates.  The incident you referred to was nearly seven years ago!  Give the guy a break, he's obviously grown up a bit since then.  I suppose you never did anything stupid under the influence of the amber liquid Frankie Mac? 

02 May 09:58 · edited 09 Sep 05:07
muso wrote:
Jose's Dog wrote:

  Drogs was huge - what was Rafa thinking sl*gging him off?



no doubt he was, although what rafa said has been coming for a long time and good on rafa for having the balls for saying it, anyone who isnt a chelsea fan, and even some of them, can see the great Drogba goes down easily. even saying he was slogging him off is slightly wrong, all he said was he ges down easily, true statement.

i acknocledge than ronaldo does do this also.
Don't disagree with you - he's a disgrace and an embarrassment.  He's also the best centre forward in Europe so why wind him up just before your biggest game of the season when the odds are already stacked against you?  Another Liverpool own goal?
02 May 09:59 · edited 09 Sep 05:07
Frankie is well known for his restraint around Alcohol, and how rarely he makes a fool of himself.

(Cue sound of News heading to the gallery to find shots of Frankie in Bikini).

How's my driving? - Whine here

02 May 10:02 · edited 09 Sep 05:07
Hard News wrote:
Frankie is well known for his restraint around Alcohol, and how rarely he makes a fool of himself.

(Cue sound of News heading to the gallery to find shots of Frankie in Bikini).
Thought as much
02 May 10:22 · edited 09 Sep 05:07
I believe that there is a difference between getting drunk and putting on a bikini (still not sure of the details - I still think that there is a possibility that someone put it on me...) and getting drunk and mocking the fact that thousands of people have just been killed, especially when surrounded by a large number of greiving relatives.  Things like throwing peanuts at the screen while people were trying to watch and learn of the fate of family members is bang out of order.  Putting on a bikini when you are fat is just distasteful.
 
I am also aware that this happened a long time, and that Fwankie has grown up and matured since then.  I just raised it as a point because (especially over here) the amount of sycophantic bullsh*t that is being dished out to him is starting to get really over the top.  He has become an ever greater person than Princess Diana, which is really saying something.  He is an ordinary bloke that has done some good things (raised money for charity, scored a penalty) and some bad things (mocked the fact that thousands were people were dying when pissed) but that is all.  Let's keep it in perspective.
 
By the way, I have no issues with the sex tapes - the bitches probably had the time of their life.

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

02 May 11:18 · edited 09 Sep 05:07
Frankie Mac wrote:
I believe that there is a difference between getting drunk and putting on a bikini (still not sure of the details - I still think that there is a possibility that someone put it on me...) and getting drunk and mocking the fact that thousands of people have just been killed, especially when surrounded by a large number of greiving relatives.  Things like throwing peanuts at the screen while people were trying to watch and learn of the fate of family members is bang out of order.  Putting on a bikini when you are fat is just distasteful.
 
I am also aware that this happened a long time, and that Fwankie has grown up and matured since then.  I just raised it as a point because (especially over here) the amount of sycophantic bullsh*t that is being dished out to him is starting to get really over the top.  He has become an ever greater person than Princess Diana, which is really saying something.  He is an ordinary bloke that has done some good things (raised money for charity, scored a penalty) and some bad things (mocked the fact that thousands were people were dying when pissed) but that is all.  Let's keep it in perspective.
 
By the way, I have no issues with the sex tapes - the bitches probably had the time of their life.
 
Will you West Ham c***s ever get over it..... No.
Its a f****g tabloid rag, akin to the one that wrote the front page spread about the scousers robbing the dead........pure f***g fiction.
No f**k off back to your 20th re-run of the early edition of your 2007/08 end of season DVD and let me bask in the glory of a Champions League Final.
Over and f***g out.
 
 
PS. Hope life good Frankie me old China Plate.,. Battsy's avoiding me like the plague. Didnt get an invite for a curry today....wonder why ???????????
Tourets2008-05-02 23:22:12
02 May 21:20 · edited 09 Sep 05:07
Just watched it all again this morning.  Still brings a lump to my throat.  Let's enjoy - and then win the bloody thing and shut everyone up. 
04 May 15:08 · edited 09 Sep 05:07
Tourets wrote:
Frankie Mac wrote:
I believe that there is a difference between getting drunk and putting on a bikini (still not sure of the details - I still think that there is a possibility that someone put it on me...) and getting drunk and mocking the fact that thousands of people have just been killed, especially when surrounded by a large number of greiving relatives.  Things like throwing peanuts at the screen while people were trying to watch and learn of the fate of family members is bang out of order.  Putting on a bikini when you are fat is just distasteful.
 
I am also aware that this happened a long time, and that Fwankie has grown up and matured since then.  I just raised it as a point because (especially over here) the amount of sycophantic bullsh*t that is being dished out to him is starting to get really over the top.  He has become an ever greater person than Princess Diana, which is really saying something.  He is an ordinary bloke that has done some good things (raised money for charity, scored a penalty) and some bad things (mocked the fact that thousands were people were dying when pissed) but that is all.  Let's keep it in perspective.
 
By the way, I have no issues with the sex tapes - the bitches probably had the time of their life.
 
Will you West Ham c***s ever get over it..... No.
Its a f****g tabloid rag, akin to the one that wrote the front page spread about the scousers robbing the dead........pure f***g fiction.
No f**k off back to your 20th re-run of the early edition of your 2007/08 end of season DVD and let me bask in the glory of a Champions League Final.
Over and f***g out.
 
 
PS. Hope life good Frankie me old China Plate.,. Battsy's avoiding me like the plague. Didnt get an invite for a curry today....wonder why ???????????
 
meow.
 
all good here Tourets.  Say hi to Batts for me if he ever gets in contact with you again.

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

05 May 20:40 · edited 09 Sep 05:07
Alright me fellow Chelsea supporters,  are any of you in Wellington ?  if so where are you going to watch the Champions league final ?
06 May 09:45 · edited 09 Sep 05:07
D4 probably.  A bit more Kings Road than the BB and they do a very nice breakfast. 
06 May 10:51 · edited 09 Sep 05:07
I've watched the Champions League semis for the last 4 years in Arizona - with about 90% Liverpool supporters so I absolutely loved it this year....

May well be the FourKings (loyalty to BigDunc, Jose and Brownie), Arizona again or Backbencher (loyalty to Boycie & UberGunner).......I sound like such a whore!!!

Keen to see where all the Blue Army want to go though - be great to turn a bar BLUE!!!




09 May 00:30 · edited 09 Sep 05:07
I'll be watching it at Atlanta on the Terrace.

Good brekkie as well.

Coxey wrote:
I've watched the Champions League semis for the last 4 years in Arizona - with about 90% Liverpool supporters so I absolutely loved it this year....May well be the FourKings (loyalty to BigDunc, Jose and Brownie), Arizona again or Backbencher (loyalty to Boycie & UberGunner).......I sound like such a whore!!!Keen to see where all the Blue Army want to go though - be great to turn a bar BLUE!!!
09 May 23:20 · edited 09 Sep 05:07
C'mon Chelsea
C'mon Chelsea
C'mon Chelsea
C'mon Chelsea
C'mon Chelsea!!!!

11 May 14:16 · edited 09 Sep 05:07
Wigan making a good game of it so far
11 May 14:49 · edited 09 Sep 05:07
clumsy challenge in the box gives us the lead
11 May 18:59 · edited 09 Sep 05:07
Inevitable outcome really.  Fair play to United who did what they needed to.  Hopefully it works to our advantage for the CL Final. 
12 May 09:20 · edited 09 Sep 05:07
How will it work to your advantage? Drogba and Terry may well be out for it and United scored on average a goal more every two games in the league.
 
Beautiful football always wins.
 
Forever United.
Oh Wellington is wonderful. We got the wind, the rain and the phoenix. Oh Wellington is wonderful.
12 May 09:30 · edited 09 Sep 05:07
hellobeaver wrote:
How will it work to your advantage? Drogba and Terry may well be out for it and United scored on average a goal more every two games in the league.
 
Beautiful football always wins.
 
Forever United.


Exactly as it did when we beat you at the Bridge!!!  We shall march victorious through the streets of Moscow.

We will be kings of Europe.....with Terry and Drogba at the helm!!!


12 May 10:34 · edited 09 Sep 05:07
hellobeaver wrote:
How will it work to your advantage? Drogba and Terry may well be out for it and United scored on average a goal more every two games in the league.
 
Beautiful football always wins.
 
Forever United.
 
What crap.  Having missed out on the league our boys will be far more fired up than yours.  Of course Terry and Drogba will be there and, as we know, United can't handle Drogs when he's in the mood.  Looking forward to denying you a double for the second year in a row. 
12 May 10:53 · edited 09 Sep 05:07
Ha, i remember when they were talking of a treble. Fools.

Three for me, and two for them.

12 May 10:58 · edited 09 Sep 05:07
Buffon II wrote:
Ha, i remember when they were talking of a treble. Fools.
 
And what have your team won this year buddy?
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
NOTHING
13 May 08:44 · edited 09 Sep 05:07
Callum wrote:
Buffon II wrote:
Ha, i remember when they were talking of a treble. Fools.
 
And what have your team won this year buddy?
 
 
NOTHING
Classic.  Weren't Arsenal talking of trebles three months ago??!!
Jose's Dog2008-05-13 20:45:44
13 May 09:36 · edited 09 Sep 05:07
Can't say we were. Premiership maybe. Treble though. Not a chance.

Three for me, and two for them.

13 May 12:23 · edited 09 Sep 05:07
Jose's Dog wrote:
hellobeaver wrote:
How will it work to your advantage? Drogba and Terry may well be out for it and United scored on average a goal more every two games in the league.
 
Beautiful football always wins.
 
Forever United.
 
What crap.  Having missed out on the league our boys will be far more fired up than yours.  Of course Terry and Drogba will be there and, as we know, United can't handle Drogs when he's in the mood.  Looking forward to denying you a double for the second year in a row. 


haha what makes u think the prem title will make u more fired up? u guys were always a long shot for the title.

and i'm pretty sure that man u won't be satisfied with only being top of england. so i doubt theres a question of whos more fired up, as i'm sure both teams will be.

o and about drogba, no team can handle him when hes in the mood.. because he spends most of that time on the ground. we shall see
13 May 13:59 · edited 09 Sep 05:07

Stop with all the bitching. We both know Muso the strength of our team. Let them talk it up.

Callum2008-05-14 01:59:37
15 May 09:09 · edited 09 Sep 05:07
OK. let's talk this up then.  By my reckoning Chelsea have now gone four full seasons since they lost a home league game.  Chelsea and Man United shared the same record number of clean sheets this season (21) and Chelsea achieved the highest points total (85) for a team in the EPL who didn't win the league.  A little bit of respect I think for a team unlucky not to be champions again. 
15 May 22:46 · edited 09 Sep 05:07
Four kings is that Chelsea hand out for Thursday morning.  I really don't wanna be in a pub full of northern scum
20 May 02:46 · edited 09 Sep 05:07
Big match played Sunday in West Auckland 18th May between each supporters club
resulted in a big win to Chelsea.  CHELSEA 4  Man Utd  0, should be COVERAGE ON TVNZ today or Wednesday as part of there Champions League build up,
mmmmmmm same result Thursday will be nice
 
 
 
20 May 02:51 · edited 09 Sep 05:07
markE wrote:
Four kings is that Chelsea hand out for Thursday morning.  I really don't wanna be in a pub full of northern scum
 
Chelsea supporters meeting here ? - pub will be open from what time ???????
21 May 01:33 · edited 09 Sep 05:07
Jose's Dog wrote:
OK. let's talk this up then.  By my reckoning Chelsea have now gone four full seasons since they lost a home league game.  Chelsea and Man United shared the same record number of clean sheets this season (21) and Chelsea achieved the highest points total (85) for a team in the EPL who didn't win the league.  A little bit of respect I think for a team unlucky not to be champions again. 
 
lol unlucky not to bad champions again? i'm not going to get into an arguement, but seriously, yes u took it to the last day, but united deserved it far more, we scored the most goals easily, conceded the elast, would have won the league by about 20 goals if u had beaten bolton. and the home record means nothing in moscow.
21 May 22:00 · edited 09 Sep 05:07
Great effort Chels. Put up a massive fight great second half and extra time. Penos are just terrible but someones got to win it. JT was brilliant all day and then look what happens.
 
Chelsea till we die!
21 May 22:19 · edited 09 Sep 05:07
Condolences