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This season I'll be mostly following

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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

As I now live in Manchester, I thought that I would get myself a local team to follow for weekends I cannot get to West Ham games (9 local premiership clubs, so I will probably get to more of their games here than I did in London, but that is another story). Be aware that this will only be a team to follow, as I already support West Ham and the Phoenix and don't have the heart for more disappointment.

There were a lot of options for me here, as there are tonnes of clubs in this area, but I have decided to go with..........

Bury.

The reasons for this is three fold:

1) I live on the north end of the city, so they are geographically close to where I live. I have made up a completely untrue fact that their ground is actually the closest one to my front door.

2) Their kit is garbage. I mean fall off your chair laughing garbage.

http://www.buryfc.co.uk/javaImages/c0/5a/0,,10422~6249152,00.jpg

Half sky blue, half brown (chocolate, apparently). You cannot help but fall in love with its ugliness.

3) They are sponsored by Bury City Council. They cannot even get a real company to sponsor them - how sad is that.

So there you have it - you can keep you Uniteds with you theatres of wank, your Citys with you millions, your Oldhams with your "used to have a plastic pitch"s, your Boltons with your.......um.....just Bolton-ness and all you other sh*tty north-western clubs. It's the shakers for me.

As a side note, they beat Radcliffe Borough 2-1 last night.

edit as photo wouldn't work for me, so put a link. One of the big brains on here sort it out for me.

Frankie Mac2009-07-16 20:24:40

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

When I lived in the UK I had a mate called Steve from Bury.

He was the saddest man I ever met.

I think it was mostly to do with Bury FC.

terminator_x2009-07-16 20:26:22

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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

I will still be following the toon in the championship

Not sure which premier league club I will support, maybe the Arse as they do play some good footy

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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

so their local has the cheapest piss I take it Frankie?

Founder

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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

I don't drink. My body = temple.

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Where can I buy one of those kits? I think I'm in love.

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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Gangsta! wrote:

Where can I buy one of those kits? I think I'm in love.

Well. You can always buy yourself a Man City kit and spill chocolate milk down the side of half of it and well...never wash it.

Three for me, and two for them.

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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Gangsta! wrote:

Where can I buy one of those kits? I think I'm in love.

put $500 in my bank account and I will see what I can do

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Frankie, you crack me up.

ive got a song that wont take long, Adelaide are rubbish.. the second verse is same as the first.. ADELAIDE ARE RUBBISH

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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Glory hunter.

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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Frankie Mac wrote:

I don't drink. My body = temple.

Temple of Artemis. Notice the birds nest on top. Good likeness i think.

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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Gangsta! wrote:

Where can I buy one of those kits? I think I'm in love.

Same here, it's beautiful.

You know we belong together...

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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

The Brown.... The Blue. It molds into a splendid piece of eye candy.

Some may call it ugly, Half City, Half sh*t but too me its a thing of beauty that every football club resents.

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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

All young footballers should aspire to one day don this splendid kit for the mighty Brown & Blues.

You know we belong together...

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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Bury pfft, should be supporting Oldham Athletic Frankie. That is where the glory is!

www.kiwifromthecouch.blogspot.com

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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

UberGunner wrote:

Frankie Mac wrote:

I don't drink. My body = temple.

Temple of Artemis. Notice the birds nest on top. Good likeness i think.

I am actually a bit shorter and a bit wider than that. Take the birds nest off and it is almost an exact likeness of Piney.

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Frankie, Show some class and go support Stockport County. My grandparents on my fathers side were from Stockport and County fans. Dont glory boat to City or United you'll destroy your reputation of looking out for the underdog.

Proud to have attended the first 175 Consecutive "Home" Wellington Phoenix "A League" Games !!

The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!

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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

UberGunner wrote:

Frankie Mac wrote:

I don't drink. My body = temple.

Temple of Artemis. Notice the birds nest on top. Good likeness i think.

Aah, Selcuk on Turkeys Aegean coast - very nice place to visit in the off season (mainly the surrounding countryside).

How old is Leggy? Is he 12 or 72?

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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

How is Bury pronounced?

Do you extend the r a little? Burry

or is it like a berry you can eat?

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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

sanday wrote:

How is Bury pronounced?

Do you extend the r a little? Burry

or is it like a berry you can eat?

I say it like "Berry". the locals say it like this

*adopt nasally twang*

"awl raaght ah kid, eets reet parky ere in manny but bang on in Burree".

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Frankie Mac wrote:

sanday wrote:

How is Bury pronounced?

Do you extend the r a little? Burry

or is it like a berry you can eat?

I say it like "Berry". the locals say it like this

*adopt nasally twang*

"awl raaght ah kid, eets reet parky ere in manny but bang on in Burree".

Some around greater manc land and beyond would argue with that as they are all speak a bit differently, Bolton, Burnley, Blackburn, wigan etc...

I knew Bury quite well and Salford, great place to knock about in in the 70's.

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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

ForteanTimes wrote:

Frankie Mac wrote:

sanday wrote:

How is Bury pronounced?

Do you extend the r a little? Burry

or is it like a berry you can eat?

I say it like "Berry". the locals say it like this

*adopt nasally twang*

"awl raaght ah kid, eets reet parky ere in manny but bang on in Burree".

Some around greater manc land and beyond would argue with that as they are all speak a bit differently, Bolton, Burnley, Blackburn, wigan etc...

I knew Bury quite well and Salford, great place to knock about in in the 70's.

I was in Salford and Bury yesterday - they are still in the 70's.

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

still no real news coming from the shakers at the moment, aside from 0-0 draw with Oldham in a pre-season game a few days ago.

How do I go about getting a special Bury section on here, like the Arse have got? I am sure most people here are more interested in the goings on at Gigg Lane than what is happening in Little France, North London.

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

I would be. I like hearing about non EPL sides, even Ipswich Town!

Proud to have attended the first 175 Consecutive "Home" Wellington Phoenix "A League" Games !!

The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!

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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

As of the the 209/10 season I do too (feck!n Mike Cashley, feck!n Midget Wise, feckin Owen...)

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion.

Genuine opinion: FTFFA

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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Frankie Mac wrote:

ForteanTimes wrote:

Frankie Mac wrote:

[QUOTE=sanday]

I knew Bury quite well and Salford, great place to knock about in in the 70's.

I was in Salford and Bury yesterday - they are still in the 70's.

Maybe you should get out while you can Frankie - it means they've still to go through the 80's

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion.

Genuine opinion: FTFFA

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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

I do like the banter and news outside the Prem, Unlucky not to get promotion last season..

Might be a while before we get a derby league game with you

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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Sod the pros, give the non-leaguers a go. You've got that club set up by disaffected Man fans, Altrincham, Northwich Vics. Take a wwalk on the other side and find some real football again.

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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Jose's Dog wrote:

Sod the pros, give the non-leaguers a go. You've got that club set up by disaffected Man fans, Altrincham, Northwich Vics. Take a wwalk on the other side and find some real football again.

I really can't stand the whole FC United thing. Manchester United float themselves on the stock exchange to make a truck load of money, helping them to become the richest club in the world. A few years later when some seppo's decide to buy the majority of the club shares and become the owners, all the thick united supporters hold these demonstrations about how the club is not for sale - I'll think you will find as it is a publicly owned company that it is. The fans then have a little sulk and form their own club. Cue a couple of years of decent crowds and interest from people before disappearing into obscurity.

Frankie Mac2009-07-28 23:22:21

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Oooh, fight, fight fight.

Incidentally, do they still have fights at Bury?

Normo's coming home

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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

I am not spoiling for a fight with Jose's dog, and actually like the idea of watching non league football, although to be honest it is hard enough getting motivated to watch lower league stuff when it is -5 degrees.

I just hated the whole attitude of the united supporters when the club was being sold and them all w**king lyrical about FC United, until they forgot about it a week later.

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

I agree, really, why start your own club, why not go and watch one of the ones that has been around for 100 years

And they're still United w**kers anyway...

Right, back to Bury, what else is news? Are you still at home?

Normo's coming home

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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Both good points Frankie and James! Personally, I wouldn't go and any United related scum so don't know why I recommended that! I do love non-league football though.

Frankie and me have a fight? That's NEVER happened....

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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Stockport County have had a good pre-season.

Proud to have attended the first 175 Consecutive "Home" Wellington Phoenix "A League" Games !!

The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!

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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Frankie Mac wrote:

I don't drink.ï¿½ My body = temple.

What, free acces to anyone and open all hours?

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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

It all starts tomorrow with the Shakers at home to Ball'mouth. My first trip to Gigg Lane and I am as nervouse as Bertos facing an open goal from 8 yards.

Team news I have heard about so far is that lumbering centre half will be fit, fast striker with no coordination is confident for the season ahead, tricky winger with spiky hair and colourful boots believes that this year will be his opportunity to get noticed by a premiership club, but journeyman centre midfielder is still injured with a calf strain and accute boredom after 16 straight years in League 2 with 12 different clubs.

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Frankie Mac wrote:

It all starts tomorrow with the Shakers at home to Ball'mouth. My first trip to Gigg Lane and I am as nervouse as Bertos facing an open goal from 8 yards.

good stuff keep us all posted.

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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

jesus, just went into town to get some breakfast, and noticed that both Celtic and Hibs are playing round here today. Place stinks of Tennants and Irn Bru as sweaty socks wander round in amazement at the cars and the fact that people wear shoes.

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

garbage game as Bury lost 3-0 to Ballmouth.

f**king southern twats cheated and dived the whole game.

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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