Atletico de Madrid Thread

Alves with a powerful header from a corner. f**king long-haired prick.

Argh. Stream has died...

So have your Europa League hopes.

 

*sigh*

f**king hell. Come on Chelsea.

sh*te corner... Again.

These prick commentators w**king on "That's not really Champion's League football, is it?" When Perea ovwer hits a long pass. f**k off. Its not like United never waste a pass. Aguero with a penalty shout turned down... And then tries a spectacular overhead kick which goes just wide!! Class. Assuncao is brilliant.

Falcao misses a good chance. But we are playing better. Two decent penalty shouts, especially the first one. That was so clear. Ridiculous.

Yay for Chelsea! 2-1?

Gah. We cannot deal with this.

I don't think we have stopped singing, even though we are getting taught a lesson.

Aguero is world class.

Surely a penalty as it strikes the raised arm of the defence following Maxi's shot. But with this ref, no chance. Atleti! Atleti! Atleti!

A fourth penalty shout! Nothing doing. Not so sure about that one, though. A cynical foul to hit Simao causes the Atleti fans to call for a booking, and Flores having a chat to the fourth offical. Atleti fans are, rightfully, furious. The ref simply will not point to the spot or reach for a booking in which they deserve!

And Simao is booked for diving in the box. Sickening. He gets pulled down and booked for diving. The referee is a c**t. And Kun is booked. He's having a laugh.

Bwahaha! That ref better get on a plane very fast. The chants are defeaning condemning the ref.

Halftime. 0-2. Whistles and general angst at the terrible referee. We have every right to be in this game, but we have been given nothing. Okay, we can only thank ourselves for conceding two soft goals, but we should have had at least 3 penalties. Everybody, except the Porto fans, was so angry at the idiot. Maybe he should come and referee Bay Olympic vs Lynn-Avon, rather than a game such as this.

Right, so what's the maths for you to go into Europa League ? Or even qualify for next round.

We cannot qualify for the next round. But APOEL have to win. A draw is not enough for them, because our head-to-head record is better, even if we lose. If APOEL win then we are out, unless we can win. So yeah. Come on Chelsea.

 My uncle emailed me saying "A coin would not be enough for this son of a whore..."

Te quiero Atleti lo lo lo lololo!

Ahhh! It just won't quite fall for us!

Asenjo with a good save against Falcao. But I'm not liking these commentators. Saying we don't deserve to get through to the Europa League.

0-3. Hulk.

Pricks. Fair enough. They played well, they were pretty organised and got enough to luck to warrant a win. And we simply weren't good enough. But in the first half, there were five penatly shouts, and I'd say at least 3 of them were clear cut; maybe even just one goal would have changed the game.

oh dear

2-2 fulltime? I'm pretty sure that's enough for us to get through... I hope I have my maths right!

Okay. It is saying we are bottom according to Soccernet. But I thought goal difference didn't matter? We had an away goal, so our head-to-head should be better? f**k.

Don't think away goals count in the group stages.

Sorry mate.

If two or more teams are level on points they are split by (a) higher number of points obtained in the group matches played among the teams in question, (b) superior goal difference from the group matches played among the teams in question (c) higher number of goals scored away from home the group matches played among the teams in question (d) superior goal difference from all matches played, (e) higher number of goals scored, (f) higher number of coefficient points accumulated by the club in question, as well as their association, over the previous five seasons.



So to clarify, yes, Atletico is third. Soccernet are muppets.el grapadura2009-12-09 10:54:07

Ahkay, good. Thanks. That's what I thought, but I started to doubt myself. Phew!!

Villareal at home tonight. They're starting to look okay again recently, despite their start which was almost as bad as ours. Pissed off this game isn't televised. Vamos Atletico!!

And, to make my day worse, a 1-2 defeat with a 90th minute winner. Excellent.

Excellent news. Pepe out injured for el madri for up to 6 months!! Get the f**k in! Prick.

Oh joy. A trip to Turkey to face Gala. Probably one of the last places I wanted to go. A very tough place to go, especially second leg. Have to get a great result in the Calderon, and take it from there. Vamos Atleti!

Aguero selling his soooooouuuuuuulllll.

"According to Pepe, no merengue player had been able to occupy the centre-back position consistently following the retirement of Fernando Hierro. That was until Kleper Laverian 'Pepe' arrived in Madrid. He was the Chosen One, the new centre-back Messiah. The night after this interview, Pepe damaged the ligaments in his right knee against Valencia, and is out for six months."  

1-1 away at Tenerife. Goodness me. None of my teams get any better. Bascially got taken to pieces. Jurado scored after their early goal and we clung on, Forlan and Maxi offering a bit up front... *sigh* Sad times.

(Back in September-ish)
El-Kun2009-12-22 12:52:19