Finn Surman (Portland Timbers | USA)

You'd hope winning something is on the cards, they wouldnt go there To Louse!

Very Nice. There are a few other French Ligue 1 clubs that offer a pun opportunity

My favourite football related pun.

Headline in The Sun following the below Euros qualifier in 1999. "3 Goals From Scholes Sinks Poles."

The Brits love a quality pun.

Would be surprised if that description was referencing Toulouse. They're not even the biggest sports team in their own city! One of the few places in Europe where you pretty much only see rugby flags and jerseys when walking around the city.

If it is a big club sniffing around, could be Lyon, which would be amazing.

I think PSG, Lyon, Marseille, Lille and Monaco are the only clubs you could describe as “the biggest” in France.

St Ettienne and Bordeaux once upon a time but no longer.

Paris FC aren’t there yet but appear to be very ambitious and have a LOT of money to spend, could be another possibility?