Females

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

stealthkiwi wrote:

homer_simpson wrote:

This is great, my initial frustrations about women has warped into everyones sexual fantasiesï¿½

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I can'tï¿½stress enough that I don't fantasize about anyone else who has posted in this threadï¿½

Until now, baby.

I like tautologies because I like them.

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Cosimo wrote:

stealthkiwi wrote:

homer_simpson wrote:

This is great, my initial frustrations about women has warped into everyones sexual fantasies

I can't stress enough that I don't fantasize about anyone else who has posted in this thread

Until now, baby.

why isn't there an emoticon that is a piece of cheese

lol do all you guys get your dating tips and lines frm John Travolta's early works

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

stealthkiwi wrote:

homer_simpson wrote:

This is great, my initial frustrations about women has warped into everyones sexual fantasies

I can't stress enough that I don't fantasize about anyone else who has posted in this thread

Bollocks, you cannot stop flirting with Stefan

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

homer_simpson wrote:

stealthkiwi wrote:

homer_simpson wrote:

This is great, my initial frustrations about women has warped into everyones sexual fantasies

I can't stress enough that I don't fantasize about anyone else who has posted in this thread

Bollocks, you cannot stop flirting with Stefan

ok now i'm looking for the vomit emoticon - no insult to Stefan intended lol

as one of those beings with a pulse and no male bits you guys tend to take everything I say as flirting when I'm usually just being cheeky... a question of young males being ever hopeful I think

stealthkiwi2010-05-05 16:24:16

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

^ I don't even care about the pulse part.

I like tautologies because I like them.

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

stealthkiwi wrote:

and no male bits

Here is where you won me over

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

ok well here is where I send you scurrying away - if you guys read my many forum posts & can do maths you shd realise i'm in the 35 - 40 age bracket... which for a lot of you is your mums age

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

...or your wifes age.

How's my driving? - Whine here

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

stealthkiwi wrote:

ok well here is where I send you scurrying away - if you guys read my many forum posts & can do maths you shd realise i'm in the 35 - 40 age bracket... which for a lot of you is your mums ageï¿½

and you still hang out at sandwiches?

there is a time in everyone life to throw the towel!

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Hard News wrote:

...or your wifes age.

shhhh I'm trying to make them think of me as over the hill and not flirtable - don't remind them that people marry woman as ancient as me

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

shambles_Baby wrote:

stealthkiwi wrote:

ok well here is where I send you scurrying away - if you guys read my many forum posts & can do maths you shd realise i'm in the 35 - 40 age bracket... which for a lot of you is your mums age

and you still hang out at sandwiches?

there is a time in everyone life to throw the towel!

lol I worked the dance scene for 15 yrs or so as did my main ex and all our mates. I like the music. I don't hang there... just go to DJ's I like and to dance not to socialise. the guys who own Sammies & Studio 9 are the same age as me as are all the techs i know and many d.js - if we all gave it away there wd be no scene

& if you ever go there you'd realise there are loads there in their thirties and I prob get chatted up more than most chicks in their 20's but again I'm there cause I like the music and want to dance not score
stealthkiwi2010-05-05 17:57:17

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

stealthkiwi wrote:

if you guys read my many forum posts & can do maths you shd realise i'm in the 35 - 40 age bracket...

Age is nothing but a number...and right now, the number I'm thinking of is $100.

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

stealthkiwi wrote:

ok well here is where I send you scurrying away - if you guys read my many forum posts & can do maths you shd realise i'm in the 35 - 40 age bracket... which for a lot of you is your mums age

Sarah Palin's 46.

Just saying.

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

stealthkiwi wrote:

ok well here is where I send you scurrying away - if you guys read my many forum posts & can do maths you shd realise i'm in the 35 - 40 age bracket... which for a lot of you is your mums age

MILFs are the news teens

I like tautologies because I like them.

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

loyalgunner wrote:

stealthkiwi wrote:

ok well here is where I send you scurrying away - if you guys read my many forum posts & can do maths you shd realise i'm in the 35 - 40 age bracket... which for a lot of you is your mums ageï¿½

Sarah Palin's 46.Just saying.

Maggie Cheung 46
Tamlyn Tomita 44
Vivian Chow 42

Then of course there are Blondes of a certain age

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion.

Genuine opinion: FTFFA

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Junior82 wrote:

Maggie Cheung 46
Tamlyn Tomita 44
Vivian Chow 42

not to mention

Monica Belluci 44

Halle Berry 42

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Actually Monica Bellucci will be 46 this year.

Halle Berry I'm not a big fan of.

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

racist

Frankie Mac2010-05-06 00:23:10

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Me before going to bed last night

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Someone needs to sticky this thread.

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

what... because it meanders frm chicks suck to older chicks rock to etiquette for orgies to the kkk stealthkiwi2010-05-06 11:28:48

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

This thread already is sticky, at least on my computer

I like tautologies because I like them.

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Cosimo wrote:

This thread already is sticky, at least on my computer

High five! o^o

I've missed you.

I like tautologies because I like them.

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

stealthkiwi wrote:

what... because it meanders frm chicks suck to older chicks rock to etiquette for orgies to the kkk

Exactly!!

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

homer_simpson wrote:

stealthkiwi wrote:

what... because it meanders frm chicks suck to older chicks rock to etiquette for orgies to the kkk

Exactly!!

If ever there was a reason to sticky a thread...you just said it.

Allegedly

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Now we just need to find a way to combine all four.

Old chicks suck in a KKK Orgie?

Done.

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Stefan wrote:

Now we just need to find a way to combine all four.

Old chicks suck in a KKK Orgie?

Done.

That would be El Grap's favourite movie ever

I like tautologies because I like them.

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

I should write porn blurbs.

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Stefan wrote:

I should write porn blurbs.

What other ideas do you have?

Three for me, and two for them.

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

ummm surely you wouldn't know it was a kkk orgy unless everyone was in their full uniform of shroud and dunces hat... in which case where is the porn effect if no bare flesh... but maybe you males don't need everything on show for your fantasies

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

theyd just wear the hats

Allegedly

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

doesn't do anything for me but each to their own

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Buffon II wrote:

Stefan wrote:

I should write porn blurbs.

What other ideas do you have?

Give me a situation. Or participants.

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

In other words give you the idea so you can have an idea?

Allegedly

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

I'll add it to my 'Things to google' note pad.

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Stefan wrote:

Buffon II wrote:

Stefan wrote:

I should write porn blurbs.

What other ideas do you have?

Give me a situation. Or participants.

the cookie monster, John Key, Nigella Lawson and tennis courts

I like tautologies because I like them.

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Nigela Courts the cookie monster and finds the key to make him ____..

Its a work in progress.

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Stefan wrote:

Buffon II wrote:

Stefan wrote:

I should write porn blurbs.

What other ideas do you have?

Give me a situation. Or participants.

Half a dozen midgets, Steve Austin, Susan Boyle & a spa pool....good luck

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Stefan, Hard News, Frankie Mac, Robb, some coconuts and margarine

I like tautologies because I like them.

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

How far this thread has come frm being about woman supposedly being difficult, complicated and moody to now showing the truth that the YF boys fantasize about John Key and ea other - no wonder you find us difficult as we jst can't compare to that lot

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