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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Baize-ically, this thread needs to be pot back where it belongs. I sometimes think I'm on it 24/7 but its probably closer to 147.
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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Give us a break !
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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
What the Jimmy White are you on about, we're nearly snookered but I'm sure like the Phoenix, we will rise out of a fire from the ashes. (cue either Cricket puns, Snooker puns or Phoenix puns)
Proud to have attended the first 175 Consecutive "Home" Wellington Phoenix "A League" Games !!

The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!

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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Stop trying toplant ideas in my head. Like the Irishman Rick O'Shea (Geddit?) says: tip of the day to ya.
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Thats really (steve davies) interesting ,reckon HH,LG and Wongo make up  a nice little triangle !
Anyway im a bit out of pocket tonight so i cant get my Reardon to  the pub to help cushion the blow!

The answer to life's problems are rarely found at the bottom of a beer glass - but it's always worth a look.

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KJ, you off down to the pub to sink a black Russian, a few reds (wine), couple of pints of Lion Brown & a pink flamingo (i think that's a cocktail, not too sure what that score adds up to)?
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You nearly blue that one. I'm green with envy, you avoided being snookered!
Proud to have attended the first 175 Consecutive "Home" Wellington Phoenix "A League" Games !!

The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!

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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
It's (The)Crucible that we need to get back into the frame of things.  This weeks rest is vital to sort things out before playing the CCM.
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Oops... missed a load of puns through a few weeks off. My wife billiard me into moving house which took up some time.

Will have to cushion my re-entry into the thread by showing my pun-making stripes haven't faded. I have a small pool of table-sport related puns...

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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
That hurricane looks bad in States. A bit of a whirlwind.
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Leeds Chris, I felt for ya!
 
Stevo, Like most American's it's all wind and no real substance having been downgraded. Mind you, All wind could also describe our very own politicians but as you've decided on America we'll try and stir up a dust storm for you! 
Proud to have attended the first 175 Consecutive "Home" Wellington Phoenix "A League" Games !!

The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!

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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Are we sticking with snooker or are we changing tack (oops, pun unintended/intended)?  I'm not take a jibe at you guys.
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Snooker = Hurricane Higgins & Whirlwind White....
 
 
 
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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
A storm in a tea cup?
Proud to have attended the first 175 Consecutive "Home" Wellington Phoenix "A League" Games !!

The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!

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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Ah yes, Hawker& Westland.  You know what I'm talking about Stevo.
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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
f**k it! I'm early. I wasnt due here until 1:47

"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
I've had a short rest but am in the right frame of mind to get the maximum number of puns out of this snooker theme as possible.
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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
What happened? Suddenly this thread's half-way down the second page . The snooker puns have gone to pot, methinks. Time for a new topic?

I see Ussain Bolted home overnight to win the 100m in Brussels overnight. Powell was leading until the last 15m, but at the moment it doesn't look Asafa mere mortal such as him could come anywhere near Bolt.
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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Hey guys, don(a)'t(e) let this thread Peters out.  We Owen it to the fans to keep it going.
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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Glad someone declared that... with all the foreign affairs distracting us from our pun-writing, I was afraid this thread might get the axe.
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We'd have to vote on that one. No flakey Green party votes either. This is not going to turn into a green thread nor are we going to charge anyone for their emissions. Free speech and all that!!
Proud to have attended the first 175 Consecutive "Home" Wellington Phoenix "A League" Games !!

The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!

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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
You'll have to Russell (Norman) up some support to (Mike) Ward off the green party punfest now LG! Maybe you should try get the moderators to Locke it! After all, if you don't act soon, we'll be able to FitzSimon's green related puns in here as well.

Tried to think of a nandor pun but couldn't... anyne else?
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Sir I take my hat off to you . You Turei are the master of Nandor-related puns.
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We can show the (Nan)dor out to the Greens this elections hopefully.  We don't want any Green Jenettics (Fitzsimons) mutating inside the debating chamber.
 
TV1 news started their news item on nude beaches on the Kapiti Coast at Peka Peka   Good choice of location name for the item.
 
On a serious note & this could be another thread, I heard on the radio that the Green Party is against abolishing gangs!!  Typical !! 
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The lights were bright for Nandor? Abbasolutely terrible I know...
Nice to see nude beaches getting some exposure, though I can see the supporters thrust into some mounting difficulties. I hope the council isn't too hard-on them. As to abolishing gangs.. wouldn't that just make them resort to disorganised crime?
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Wongo wrote:
We can show the (Nan)dor out to the Greens this elections hopefully.� We don't want any Green Jenettics (Fitzsimons) mutating inside the debating chamber.
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TV1 news started their news item on nude beaches on the Kapiti Coast at Peka Peka � Good choice of location name for the item.

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On a serious note & this could be another thread, I�heard on the radio that�the Green Party is against abolishing gangs!!� Typical !!�


Steady on fella...aren't YF a gang? We're certainly far more patched than the MM
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HarryHotspur wrote:

Steady on fella...aren't YF a gang? We're certainly far more patched than the MM



Profile pic. Should you be interested. Lakhsen, on the right, lost touch with him.
Mohammed, on the left, I'm still in touch with. He's living in Agadez, Niger.  Spending more time in town, Agadez, as bad people in the desert are spoiling the good life.
19/4/26.

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HarryHotspur wrote:
Steady on fella...aren't YF a gang? We're certainly far more patched than the MM


YF maybe more patched than the MM &/or BP, at least YF members made the right choices in life.
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Right choices? I don't see YF as being of the right.
Profile pic. Should you be interested. Lakhsen, on the right, lost touch with him.
Mohammed, on the left, I'm still in touch with. He's living in Agadez, Niger.  Spending more time in town, Agadez, as bad people in the desert are spoiling the good life.
19/4/26.

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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Are you defending MM & BP?  They're both scum along with all the other gangs (White, Asian etc) who are involved in criminal activities.
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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Wongo - it should never be as simple as "you're either for them or against them". HarryHotspur2008-09-20 22:06:10
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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Now back to punning.  Come on everybody, don't just Lion & be a Warrior, get down to the RoF & support our boys Break(ers) Bling.
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About time our Phoenix started to rise!
Proud to have attended the first 175 Consecutive "Home" Wellington Phoenix "A League" Games !!

The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!

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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Just Blinging this thread back to the front page.
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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Saved, jets in the knick of time.
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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Don't want this thread going down in a blaze of Glory.

Apparently I'm apathetic, but I couldn't care less.

"Being a Partick Thistle fan sets you apart. It means youre a free thinker. It also means your team has no money." Tim Luckhurst, The Independent, 4th December 2003

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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
It was marinating for a while, but there's a galaxy of puns to come - same as the Gold Coast I guess.
Proud to have attended the first 175 Consecutive "Home" Wellington Phoenix "A League" Games !!

The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!

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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
I think we're all UNITED on that front Jag!

"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Well it seems to be going with a  hiss and a Roar at the moment... Jag2008-10-03 12:45:54

Apparently I'm apathetic, but I couldn't care less.

"Being a Partick Thistle fan sets you apart. It means youre a free thinker. It also means your team has no money." Tim Luckhurst, The Independent, 4th December 2003

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