I'd make him craptain fantastic of this pun thread.
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Think he's flushed with success after that post.
Apparently I'm apathetic, but I couldn't care less.
"Being a Partick Thistle fan sets you apart. It means youre a free thinker. It also means your team has no money." Tim Luckhurst, The Independent, 4th December 2003
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Indeed, he's on a run. I think, if he has a girfriend or wife he
should poker and say "look at these great puns". He'll be playing
to a full house soon.
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Run? Who's got the runs? Time for some toilet humour?
Proud to have attended the first 175 Consecutive "Home" Wellington Phoenix "A League" Games !!
The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!
The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!
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We've moved onto cards LG. I'm sure you'll be able to bridge the
gap.
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Run? Who's got the runs? Time for some toilet humour?
Yeah. Cards.
Don't want to poke round there again.
Stevo2008-01-25 14:09:58
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An ace pun, sir. You are a joker of the highest calibre.
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Met a bird at Sky City once who said that if I bought her some
chips she'd let me poker on the table!!!
"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009
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Met a bird at Sky City once who said that if I bought her some
chips she'd let me poker on the table!!!
Talk about playing your cards right.
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Hopefully you werent playing with a full house
Founder
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My Full House defiantely covered her Pair!!!
"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009
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I think the entire proposition was staged.
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Did she give a theatrical performance like Meg Ryan, in "When Harry
met Sally"?
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My Full House defiantely covered her Pair!!!
What a balancing act that must have been.
Stevo2008-01-25 14:30:55
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Undoubtedly a memorable performance.
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Did it take much spade work to win her heart?
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I think he was more interested in her curtains than heart, given
the shift in focus.
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Bit of a raw deal for the bird if you ask me.
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My bottom was definitely arsed about faced Tuesday night.
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Quite DKP22. It was his first night nerves that probably did it.
Now, what's the deal? Are we staying with cards or going to the
theatre?HarryHotspur2008-01-25 14:47:44
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I don't want to pack in either of them. It really must be curtains
for one though...ah well. The show must go on...
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Ah, the lights have come on. Quicker than Leo down the wings.
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Good ol' Leo. Have heard some glowing appraisals of him.
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Funny how the the subjects for these magnificent puns seem to
switch from one thing to another.
Apparently I'm apathetic, but I couldn't care less.
"Being a Partick Thistle fan sets you apart. It means youre a free thinker. It also means your team has no money." Tim Luckhurst, The Independent, 4th December 2003
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Ah, the lights have come on. Quicker than Leo down the wings.
Not taking any pot-shots at him, but he had a long interlude
between goals...
Stevo2008-01-25 15:07:18
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A commanding 2nd half performance?
Proud to have attended the first 175 Consecutive "Home" Wellington Phoenix "A League" Games !!
The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!
The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!
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Seem to have two different sets of puns going on here. Think the
extra one makes it more fun, gives us a bit more to
play with.
Must be difficult for a newbie to come in here, he'd wonder watt was going on..
Must be difficult for a newbie to come in here, he'd wonder watt was going on..
Apparently I'm apathetic, but I couldn't care less.
"Being a Partick Thistle fan sets you apart. It means youre a free thinker. It also means your team has no money." Tim Luckhurst, The Independent, 4th December 2003
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For all you bright sparks out there, the topic is electricity/lighting.
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Ah, the lights have come on. Quicker than Leo down the wings.
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Not taking any pot-shots at him, but he had a long interlude
between goals...
I've heard he might come in closer to the centre circa. How a BATS that? He should be electrifying.HarryHotspur2008-01-25 15:13:12
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Funny how the the subjects for these magnificent puns seem to
switch from one thing to another.
They didn't just switch, they volt whole tracts. It's hard to work out watts current.
Hard News2008-01-25 15:13:12
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This thread is moving too fast. You need lightning reflexes to keep
up!!!
"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009
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D.C. what we're getting at HarryHotspur? DKP222008-01-25 15:18:09
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That's a shocking pun DKP22...
"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009
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one thing is for sure, this thread will never be static!!!
"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009
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