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The free-for-all Pundemonium Thread

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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
I'd make him craptain fantastic of this pun thread.
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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Think he's flushed with success after that post.

Apparently I'm apathetic, but I couldn't care less.

"Being a Partick Thistle fan sets you apart. It means youre a free thinker. It also means your team has no money." Tim Luckhurst, The Independent, 4th December 2003

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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Indeed, he's on a run. I think, if he has a girfriend or wife he should poker and say "look at these great puns". He'll be playing to a full house soon.
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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Run? Who's got the runs? Time for some toilet humour?
Proud to have attended the first 175 Consecutive "Home" Wellington Phoenix "A League" Games !!

The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!

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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
We've moved onto cards LG. I'm sure you'll be able to bridge the gap.
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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Suit yourselves then.
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Lonegunmen wrote:
Run? Who's got the runs? Time for some toilet humour?
 
Yeah.  Cards.
 
Don't want to poke round there again.
Stevo2008-01-25 14:09:58
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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
An ace pun, sir. You are a joker of the highest calibre.
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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Met a bird at Sky City once who said that if I bought her some chips she'd let me poker on the table!!!

"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Did you take flight?
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C-Diddy wrote:
Met a bird at Sky City once who said that if I bought her some chips she'd let me poker on the table!!!
 
Talk about playing your cards right.
 
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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Hope your poker packed a punch!
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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Hopefully you werent playing with a full house

Founder

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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
My Full House defiantely covered her Pair!!!

"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
I think the entire proposition was staged.
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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Did she give a theatrical performance like Meg Ryan, in "When Harry met Sally"?
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C-Diddy wrote:
My Full House defiantely covered her Pair!!!
 
What a balancing act that must have been.
Stevo2008-01-25 14:30:55
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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Undoubtedly a memorable performance.
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Did it take much spade work to win her heart?
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HarryHotspur2008-01-25 14:36:25
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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
I think he was more interested in her curtains than heart, given the shift in focus.
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Bit of a raw deal for the bird if you ask me.
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My bottom was definitely arsed about faced Tuesday night.
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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Quite DKP22. It was his first night nerves that probably did it. Now, what's the deal? Are we staying with cards or going to the theatre?HarryHotspur2008-01-25 14:47:44
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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
I don't want to pack in either of them. It really must be curtains for one though...ah well. The show must go on...
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Ah, the lights have come on. Quicker than Leo down the wings.
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Good ol' Leo. Have heard some glowing appraisals of him.
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Funny how the the subjects for these magnificent puns seem to switch from one thing to another. 

Apparently I'm apathetic, but I couldn't care less.

"Being a Partick Thistle fan sets you apart. It means youre a free thinker. It also means your team has no money." Tim Luckhurst, The Independent, 4th December 2003

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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Wire you bothered by this?

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Ah, the lights have come on. Quicker than Leo down the wings.
 
Not taking any pot-shots at him, but he had a long interlude between goals...
Stevo2008-01-25 15:07:18
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A commanding 2nd half performance?
Proud to have attended the first 175 Consecutive "Home" Wellington Phoenix "A League" Games !!

The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!

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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Seem to have two different sets of puns going on here. Think the extra one makes it more fun, gives us a bit more to play with.

Must be difficult for a newbie to come in here, he'd wonder watt was going on..

Apparently I'm apathetic, but I couldn't care less.

"Being a Partick Thistle fan sets you apart. It means youre a free thinker. It also means your team has no money." Tim Luckhurst, The Independent, 4th December 2003

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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

For all you bright sparks out there, the topic is electricity/lighting.

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Stevo wrote:
Ah, the lights have come on. Quicker than Leo down the wings.

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Not taking any pot-shots at him, but he had a long interlude between goals...


I've heard he might come in closer to the centre circa. How a BATS that? He should be electrifying.HarryHotspur2008-01-25 15:13:12
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Jag wrote:
Funny how the the subjects for these magnificent puns seem to switch from one thing to another. 


They didn't just switch, they volt whole tracts.  It's hard to work out watts current.
Hard News2008-01-25 15:13:12

How's my driving? - Whine here

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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Ah, now A.C.
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This thread is moving too fast. You need lightning reflexes to keep up!!!

"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
D.C. what we're getting at HarryHotspur? DKP222008-01-25 15:18:09
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That's a shocking pun DKP22...

"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
one thing is for sure, this thread will never be static!!!

"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

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