The free-for-all Pundemonium Thread

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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Snap! (Said with a big gin)

Lonegunmen2008-03-23 02:03:53

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Right, let's get this baby back up where it belongs!

I may well have lost my marbles but I'm game, if you lot are.

Glad to see that no-one's holding a Monopoly on posting these puns. It may well be a Trivial Pursuit, but it doesn't do any harm. In fact, you could say that there's very little Risk involved. It's not a major Operation to think up this gibberish. The more puns we get, the more we want. We're gobbling up puns like Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

Just put you mind to it and, Bingo, before you know it we'll be crashing through the 700 post barrier.

Apparently I'm apathetic, but I couldn't care less.

"Being a Partick Thistle fan sets you apart. It means youre a free thinker. It also means your team has no money." Tim Luckhurst, The Independent, 4th December 2003

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

No need to Guess Who that post was from. Punning is a Game of Life for you it seems, Jag.

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Some of these puns are like chinese checkers!Lonegunmen2008-03-25 20:52:17

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The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

And some are similies...but we shouldn't hang(a)man for that I suppose.

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

I don't have a Cluedo as to what to do in this thread...

Three for me, and two for them.

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Buffon II wrote:

I don't have a Cluedo as to what to do in this thread...

Bingo.

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

don't really like boardgames.

I prefer playstation.

Oh Wellington is wonderful. We got the wind, the rain and the phoenix. Oh Wellington is wonderful.

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

It''s all naughts and crosses to me.

Proud to have attended the first 175 Consecutive "Home" Wellington Phoenix "A League" Games !!

The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Maybe it would be prudent to look up 'Pun' in the Pictionary?

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Dunno if it's necessary to go through all these complicated charades to find out how accurately we're punning, can't we just skip it. As we're on games at the moment, couldn't we describe a pun as a play on words.

Apparently I'm apathetic, but I couldn't care less.

"Being a Partick Thistle fan sets you apart. It means youre a free thinker. It also means your team has no money." Tim Luckhurst, The Independent, 4th December 2003

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Never a cross word said!

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

You could be crucified for that LG,best stick religiously to the text!

The answer to life's problems are rarely found at the bottom of a beer glass - but it's always worth a look.

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Crucified? Why, where does it say that in tbe bible?

Proud to have attended the first 175 Consecutive "Home" Wellington Phoenix "A League" Games !!

The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

OMG! I'm a believer in puns if nothing else. Still I'm sure we'll be able to nail some...

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

You should be in bed, you have to ascend early tomorrow Harry.

Sorry lads, not particularly 'Pun' inclusive. Ascend my apologies.
Hard News2008-03-28 23:15:10

How's my driving? - Whine here

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

I'm pretty cross with that effort HN.

Three for me, and two for them.

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Has it been 3 days already?

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

No need to be all Magdalene, keep your spirits up.

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Harry are you using some sort of Da Vinci Code? Lonegunmen2008-03-30 16:50:42

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

The thread seemed to be slipping, despite the efforts of all those who religiously post on here every chance they get. Anyway, time to resurrect things again. Would be a sin if this thread disappeared.

Apparently I'm apathetic, but I couldn't care less.

"Being a Partick Thistle fan sets you apart. It means youre a free thinker. It also means your team has no money." Tim Luckhurst, The Independent, 4th December 2003

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

It'd be sacralege Jaq

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

#700 up, LG. Good work.

As long as we're all singing from the same hymn sheet .......

Apparently I'm apathetic, but I couldn't care less.

"Being a Partick Thistle fan sets you apart. It means youre a free thinker. It also means your team has no money." Tim Luckhurst, The Independent, 4th December 2003

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Praise you brother!

Proud to have attended the first 175 Consecutive "Home" Wellington Phoenix "A League" Games !!

The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

No need to get evangelical about it boys.

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Amen to that, Harry.

Apparently I'm apathetic, but I couldn't care less.

"Being a Partick Thistle fan sets you apart. It means youre a free thinker. It also means your team has no money." Tim Luckhurst, The Independent, 4th December 2003

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

I have blind faith more puns can materialise, eden as we enter the next century.

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

You have a bigger chance of seeing Mossy walk on water Harry, Budha wouldn't bet against it though!

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The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

I wouldn't Protestant.

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

We could try and Seik the truth.

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

This thread is turning shi'ite fast.

Three for me, and two for them.

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Better go for a Ba'ath then!

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

I hope it's Sunni this weekend.

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Far be it for me to empty this Chalice of puns, one would think we're Mormon a cruisade.

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The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Mormons? Apparantly they eat lots of chips. Covered in Salt Lake (said in scouse accent). I'm not one to change subject often, but can these puns be any Lima?

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

You've sent a chile down my spine!

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The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

You've Peruvian Harrys point as to how lame these puns are LG.

Three for me, and two for them.

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Bowling with columbia?

Proud to have attended the first 175 Consecutive "Home" Wellington Phoenix "A League" Games !!

The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Buffon II wrote:

You've Peruvian Harrys point as to how lame these puns are LG.

Country matters? I thought i'd done enough to focus on urban areas....but if you think that is a city idea, fair enough.