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The free-for-all Pundemonium Thread

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
You wont need a prayer to keep this going. It will continually be reincarnated.
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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Has anybody heard of that scumbag defector Michael Karakia?
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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Yep, he went out for a Takiawai ten minutes ago!
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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
HarryHotspur wrote:
Has anybody heard of that scumbag defector Michael Karakia?
 
Never heard of the whaka.
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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Dosn't he go for a song?
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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
DKP22 wrote:
HarryHotspur wrote:
Has anybody heard of that scumbag defector Michael Karakia?

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Never heard of the whaka.


Don't have links to an advertising agency that got into a spot of trouble, do you?

Back on topic - although I thought my praying reference was obvious enough - it incense' s me when people go off on a tangent.

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Keep the faith brother, keep the faith.
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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
3 days and not one pun? Punthetic!
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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Not to worry, LG. Jag has overcome the disappointment of Thistle's shock Cup defeat and is ready to go. Right, let's see.......

Thought I'd have a butcher's at the old pundemonium thread and was shocked to see LG having a beef about no puns being posted. Always worried about our thread getting the chop so I had to get back here and do something about it. I won't mince my words, this thread needs to be worked at. It won't fill itself with puns, we've got to fillet.........

Apparently I'm apathetic, but I couldn't care less.

"Being a Partick Thistle fan sets you apart. It means youre a free thinker. It also means your team has no money." Tim Luckhurst, The Independent, 4th December 2003

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Well done Jaq for saving the threads bacon.
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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
That's what I like to see. Someone else willing to steak their claim for the punning crown.....

Apparently I'm apathetic, but I couldn't care less.

"Being a Partick Thistle fan sets you apart. It means youre a free thinker. It also means your team has no money." Tim Luckhurst, The Independent, 4th December 2003

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Has Joel Porterhouse in Wgton yet?
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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Tell you what. He'll be a lot happier in Wellington than he would be in Ham-ilton, you meat a better class of people in Welly!!

Apparently I'm apathetic, but I couldn't care less.

"Being a Partick Thistle fan sets you apart. It means youre a free thinker. It also means your team has no money." Tim Luckhurst, The Independent, 4th December 2003

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Well, you do get good Beef Wellington here.
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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Rare-ly.

Apparently I'm apathetic, but I couldn't care less.

"Being a Partick Thistle fan sets you apart. It means youre a free thinker. It also means your team has no money." Tim Luckhurst, The Independent, 4th December 2003

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
No, I'm not Ribeye-ing you.
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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
You're telling porkies you silly sausage! You'll get a roasting for that!
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The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
I'm not telling porkies LG, but I can't reveal my sauces.
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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Remember Barry Venison? He got poked in the face by Vinnie Jones once. I've no eye dear what made me remember that.

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
I was waiting for someone to trotter that one out.
 Wongo I wasn't really acussing you, I was just desperate to get my teeth into the meat of the sandwich! Sorry about that, please dont be sour with me!
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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Thank you for your offal of an apology, it's been accepted.
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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
We've got a right little carcass of punning talent here.
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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Yep and he's good at ribbing us!
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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Just remember it's a joint effort, lads. It's not just a matter of banging up this thread and hoping to fillet with quality puns.  Hopefully, that isn't one of the rasher statements I've made in this thread.
 
Don't chicken out, we all have to meat this challenge head-on.
Jag2008-04-17 16:01:48

Apparently I'm apathetic, but I couldn't care less.

"Being a Partick Thistle fan sets you apart. It means youre a free thinker. It also means your team has no money." Tim Luckhurst, The Independent, 4th December 2003

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Take it easy, HN. We can't say tartare to it just yet

Apparently I'm apathetic, but I couldn't care less.

"Being a Partick Thistle fan sets you apart. It means youre a free thinker. It also means your team has no money." Tim Luckhurst, The Independent, 4th December 2003

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Getting a bit saucey arn't we? Jag, you're a Bacon of hope!
Proud to have attended the first 175 Consecutive "Home" Wellington Phoenix "A League" Games !!

The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
That was a vealy bad pun
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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

food for thought...
I like tautologies because I like them.
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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Go on put the knife in. Cut me to ribbons, slice me to peices, butcher my attempts!
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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Cod we change the direction of these puns?  I've haddock up to here with meat puns (El**ch probably wouldn't mind them).  Anyway, I was gropering in the dark trying to come up with new ones & some of them weren't too shark either.
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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Something fishy going on here? Go on, explain, we'll swallow it hook, line and sinker!
Proud to have attended the first 175 Consecutive "Home" Wellington Phoenix "A League" Games !!

The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Yea quit floundering and get to the point!
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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Oh, for Cod's sake! We're starting to skate on thin ice here. We r-eel-y are!

Apparently I'm apathetic, but I couldn't care less.

"Being a Partick Thistle fan sets you apart. It means youre a free thinker. It also means your team has no money." Tim Luckhurst, The Independent, 4th December 2003

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Wow aren't we crabby today!
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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
I'm not sure this is the right Plaice for this,but some of this work seems to lack sole.

How's my driving? - Whine here

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Speaking of whales...
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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
No need to get sardine about him! I think you're hearing for excuses.
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The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!

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