The free-for-all Pundemonium Thread

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

I suppose he will be relieved after the local body elections and will consider it all water under the bridge.

It could be worse. Down in Canty the sh!t has really hit the fan.

Junior822010-03-30 16:46:30

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

If You mean the Environment Canterbury councillors being issued " large hessian bags" by the Govt...
is that fan splatter...or muddy waters...or Canty up Sh*t Creek??!!

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

I cant separate the wood from the pees here!

The answer to life's problems are rarely found at the bottom of a beer glass - but it's always worth a look.

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

You're right RG re ECan. I would say that the waters a very muddied at the moment.

Still with all the water storage potential and arable/pastoral economic base... as well as the home of the Crusaders, you'd have to say it's a pretty effluent region.

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Rodney Hide, feeling flushed with the success of his ECan purge,{s} hits the news again tonight.
Mayor Williams of the North Shore,no doubt still pee-ved at all the attention thinks Rodney is a...

...nazi little man.

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

He certainly acts like one at times.

Still I guess this is what happens when he believes he is right all the time.

However i think those libertarians are the real Nazis - always wanting everyone to be quiet when reading books and sh!t.

Junior822010-03-31 21:02:22

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Yeah I reckon... and they should send them back to Liberia where they come from too!

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Yep, hopefully immigration will book them in for a flight back. May need to periodically check their whereabouts and catalogue them to make sure they are all accounted for and not overdue for their return.

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

As an endnote, I'm sure their relatives would be Dewey eyed.

(What a decimal pun)

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Truly decimal! But i agree, they would be moved to cry in their serial, due to the harshness of the sentence. Some may even pass out with grief and may fall into a comma.

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Franc-ly speaking, "ze biblioteques needed ze purge" ..
a good dose of colon-ics, n'est-pas? ;;;;;;; ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: .....ahhhhh, zats better!!

The Liberian domination has come to a full stop. and another.Period.

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

When I was a little fella my parenthesis "Harry, you can't go to the library".

A shame, because it gave me such hyphen.HarryHotspur2010-04-02 23:05:32

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

That was quite a short story HH.

But I do appreciate you coming forward with that. Left me feeling quite content.

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

'Story, Harry. Our libraries ought to be welcoming for all our youth, regardless of origins, not dominated by a select few.

Crys of "Punctuations!" have been heard before now..Violent anti-Asian sentiments have no place in our knowledge suppositories.
Its an apostrophe! Our cultural centres will be rectum totally.

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

If anyone is looking to punch me (e.g. Jordybean) I might have to hide behind my cloac(a) like the scarlet pimpernel (they ceacum here, they ceacum there).

Infarct, even better would be to secret oneself in a dark passage.

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

One's secret is safe with me, J82.

I know nothing.... And that's orificial.

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

This thread's been doing a disappearing act over the last few days...
much like our valued sponsor TV 3's Sunrise brekkie show tomorrow.Sorry to hear it.Respect.

Imagine how insufferable Paul Henry could become now.He probably thinks its because of him.

In my thoroughly biased opinion...The fact is: One's Breakfast needs Mau Wetzel.

Improving,,on the up, a work in progress from Italiano and the Nix. Bring on the bathroom bling in '24! COYN!

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

From one demise.... (or should that be 3?)
to another...
Its official! SMH reports today that GCU bites the (iron ore) dust.
Mr Porter has pulled the pin on financing the New Bling. All that early enthusiasm is Culina lot. Smeltz like sour grapes to me.

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Well I think TV3 can do Marsh better. Maybe something like "Caro St".

As far as eye candy goes TV3>TVNZ (and that's eye with a Smalley).

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Its sacha shame, carly believe it really....losing sunrise like, y'know?
Anyway, hang on to the good stuff! We know who does the best sports news.
The others just aren't Gourdie nuf.

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

True. I tend to Stanaway from TVNZ sports. Much prefer Howard's Way.

Perhaps TVNZ needs a Liver Bird? I guess it's up in the Sar-eh?

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Junior82 wrote:

True. I tend to Stanaway from TVNZ sports. Much prefer Howard's Way.

Perhaps TVNZ needs a Liver Bird? I guess it's up in the Sar-eh?

I'd Kop a look at her anyday!
RedGed2010-04-12 09:16:57

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Melbourne Storm in a tea/salary cup/cap. Is this a Victory for the whistleblowers?

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

I wouldn't warrior about it too much. By the looks of the game in the weekend they showed tremendous Heart. Sometimes Aussie rules.

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Enough about the Melb playing ro(o)ster(s), now that they're out of the way, maybe the Sydney teams can Crowe about their chances this season. Bling it on!!

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Don't go there. Too much payne for me.

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Well, a varied match for Wiremu. Just goes to show you Winston you lose some.

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Loving it. All the post-match reports make for a good Reid.

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over 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

I had to really focus to find this rocking thread. No one's fault I'm sure...

(thought I'd wait a few days for the dust to settle before introducing this theme)HarryHotspur2010-09-07 21:58:21

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over 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Apparently there's been a lot of people in Christchurch becoming Quakers.

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over 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Fissure.

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over 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

The phrase "did the earth move for you?" is rather passe, but I suppose it might be due to stimulation of the orogenesis zone.

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over 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Sounds more risque than passe!
I shudder to think where one might find an orogenesis zone.
Just stay well away from the gaping cracks and groaning fixtures, if you know what"s good for you.

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over 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Apparently it's better if you have wood. Otherwise things tend to fall down.

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over 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Junior82 wrote:

Apparently it's better if you have wood. Otherwise things tend to fall down.

That's what Tiger said...

"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

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over 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

But he had so much that he had trouble seeing the wood from the tees.

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over 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

But at the time, he didn't have trouble seeing the holes.

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over 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

He might have been under par but he had plenty of birdies

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over 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

A few of them were rough though.

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over 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

I was trying to convince Cadbury to make a smaller version of rocky road chocolate ..but they didn't want a bar of it.Luis Garcia2010-09-29 20:47:04

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