The free-for-all Pundemonium Thread

Yeah, they're a bit Flake(y) about the idea.

Don't know how much moro this I can take.

I think we're going to have a Picnic over this one.

chocolate puns are sweet!

You could insult me but I wouldn't caramello guy like me just takes it in his stride.But don't steal my chocolate!!


RedGed2010-09-30 13:04:39

This thread always produces snickers...although it has been a pun marathon in the past

This thread is bounty produce laughs no matter what the topic is.Wongo2010-09-30 15:23:50

There are some puns I wouldn't have a Bar Of.Plenty of good ones too though.

Yep, so painful that sometimes I wonder Waimihea?

Waikanae?

Its just cos you can Wongo!
Waimihea, J82? Cos you chose to be there I guess.
You might ask me Wairau ...when there's a perfectly good jetski available?
The one that came to mind (choco) lately was ....
Waikikamukau
all I could think of was..maybe it messed in the dairy milk tray?

Smartie!

Pass me the malt,teaser!

(I Revel in these puns)HarryHotspur2010-10-02 01:32:27

Yes, but for others they just Rollover their eyes.

Me? I don't have a car-amello guy that I am.

Most people probably wouldn't give a continental about the pundemonium thread,tbh...too scared to have a go, imo.
At least the few of us are prepared to give it a twirl.

All these puns give me a Boost, although there are a few that are Twisted. My solution? Take some Time Out.

...to have some Turkish Delight

You guys always spring surprises on this fred.

When it comes to the Crunch, you can always wring another pun out of this thread.

If she doesn't perform as mayor I think Celia is gonna Wade through Brown stuff.

I hope any Super Aucklander who Banks on their new mayor being a roaring success doesn't end up getting...
Browned off!

Browned Off?? I'm browned off. The season's finished for the Nix and its seven long months till next season...as someone else said, time for a resurrection...(and I'm not waitin' till Easter) RedGed2011-02-19 00:33:56

Well, Ifill that our performance was a resurrection in a way. Marco my Wards, the Nix will be a better team next season. When all has Ben said and done I'd give this season a pass Mark, although there were some Paul showings early on.

Still we almost Nicked something from this game.

You lot should have not been allowed off the Ward!

Oh c'mon, Lia be honest, it's another 6 months to the start of next season.

I suppose our tired footballers Muscat a break,but Ifill 6 months is a Northful long time for me.

*This could be an eventful off-season, I'm thinking*...(sorry about that!.. a bit of merged "thread bleed" from other threads)
RedGed2011-02-20 12:09:00

..and will the deal even get off the Marco? Who knows.Tard to say..
But I digest,even though the thought of it may feel like a stab in the back for some, and gut-wrenching for others, still others say too much belly-aching on the threads...

If there's enough belly-aching & Fury maybe it would be a Victory for the people. Then we would take it to Heart & bask in the Glory.

What about Ange P though? Phoenix our Marco AND goes to Victory.. talk about UpRoar Up Yours!

I had a mate who was suicidal.
He was really depressed, so I pushed him in front of a train.
He was chuffed to bits.

I went to the cemetery yesterday to lay some flowers on a grave. As I was standing there I noticed 4 grave diggers walking about with a coffin... 3 hours later and they're still walking about with it...
I thought to myself, these blokes have lost the plot!!

I was at a cash point yesterday when a little old lady asked if I could check her balance.
Not being one to disappoint I pushed the old dear over.

A new middle east crisis erupted last night as Dubai Television was refused permission to broadcast 'The Flintstones'.
A spokesman for the channel said.... 'A claim was made that people in Dubai would not understand the humour, but we know for a fact that people in Abu Dhabi Do.'

My son's been asking me for a pet spider for his birthday, so I went to our local pet shop and they were $70!!!
Blow that, I thought, I can get one cheaper off the web.

Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarf's are not happy.

My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.
She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds.'
I bought her some bathroom scales.

I start a new job in Seoul next week.
I thought it was a good Korea move.

I was driving this morning when I saw an AA van parked up.
The driver was sobbing uncontrollably and looked very miserable.
I thought to myself 'that guy's heading for a breakdown'.

On holiday recently in Spain I saw a sign that said 'English speaking Doctor'
I thought, 'What a good idea, why don't we have them in our country?'

"More than 400 inmates escaped from the main prison in the southern Afghan city of Kandahar overnight through an underground tunnel."

Police are looking into it.

they did that when a hole mysteriously appeared in the women's changing rooms at our footy club

I've only just realised the pun in the famous joke:

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side

I hear they found Osama when the local biscuit factory shut down. Apparently he could no longer hide behind the Afghans

Oh crumbs! that pun really takes the biscuit. You're a real cracker.

So bad, it took a toll on my digestive system.

Anybody know if they have Palmers in Huntl(e)y?

When I realised the pun earlier this year, my mind was blown.

This long off-season gives rise to too much idle chit chat.