Not if I keep posting more bollox...
"Phoenix till they lose"
Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion.
Genuine opinion: FTFFA
Not if I keep posting more bollox...
"Phoenix till they lose"
Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion.
Genuine opinion: FTFFA
Lucky that knife was at hand.
http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/crime/10403171/Woman-cleared-of-fatally-stabbing-boyfriend

Guarantee if it was the man who stabbed the woman, the verdict would be different.
I think she was very lucky to get off. If it had not been deemed an accident then she would have been found guilty of manslaughter at the very least.

Woman logic.
I texted the wife via viber to pick up some things from the supermarket on her way home, something I do most days to say yes or no if we need something
She said she never got the message despite it being sent and sitting in her viber inbox on her phone.
She then says:
"Next time you text me, you can check on Viber that I've actually seen the message and if I haven't then text me again, so do that then?"

Woman logic.
I texted the wife via viber to pick up some things from the supermarket on her way home, something I do most days to say yes or no if we need something
She said she never got the message despite it being sent and sitting in her viber inbox on her phone.
She then says:
"Next time you text me, you can check on Viber that I've actually seen the message and if I haven't then text me again, so do that then?"
even better..........my colleague who works at the next desk to mine berated me about not taking my cellphone out with me as she had rung and discovered it was still on my desk, however she had still left me a message on the said phone, that was still on my desk as she was telling me this!!
" If you only have a hammer you tend to see every problem as a nail" - maslow
That's like on our radio system and the person calling you asks "are you there?" - WTF, if you are not there or not on that channel how the frig are you ment to answer them? But no, they have to call you three or four times to confirm it.
So that's why you never answer, LG
Oi Oi Edgecumbe... lets have a clean sheet
yep.
Basketball World Champs. Four groups of six and the top four all go through to the round of sixteen. May as well let them all go through. Even stranger, you get two points for a win and 1 point for a loss???? That's even dumber than the bonus point in rugby for losing by less than seven points.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-29052599
Starts humming the Dads Army tune.
It's all getting a bit WW2 and I don't have a problem with Putkin as he's only trying to claw back Russian power pissed away by Gorbahev.
Still it's all shaping up nicely.

Wasn't sure where else to post this, but Sky have just lost the rights to US and European PGA golf. No word on who has got it yet, but presumably it's Coliseum or another online provider.
Wasn't sure where else to post this, but Sky have just lost the rights to US and European PGA golf. No word on who has got it yet, but presumably it's Coliseum or another online provider.
Ramtallica part 2 just posted here that it is Coliseum. Not sure of the source of that info though.
"God particle has power to destroy the Universe," says prof Stephen Hawking - see www.ukyahoo.com latest.
The "hmmm" to end all "hmmms"!
"At the end of the drive the lawmen arrive...
I'll take my chance because luck is on my side or something...
Her name is Rio, she don't need to understand...
Oh Rio, Rio, hear them shout across the land..."
He doesn't half talk out of his arse that bloke.
I remember saying hello to him once about 5 minutes later he got hit by a car.
Try and explain the quantum mechanics around that Stephen!
Always had very hot chicks hanging around back in the day though.

He doesn't half talk out of his arse that bloke.
I remember saying hello to him once about 5 minutes later he got hit by a car.
Try and explain the quantum mechanics around that Stephen!
Always had very hot chicks hanging around back in the day though.

He doesn't half talk out of his arse that bloke.
I remember saying hello to him once about 5 minutes later he got hit by a car.
Try and explain the quantum mechanics around that Stephen!
Always had very hot chicks hanging around back in the day though.

He's proper merked you there FT, making your post appear 3 times.
All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight
He's proper merked you there FT, making your post appear 3 times.
Typical of him
edit; ffs I'm an idiot sometimes
I wonder how this website performs in the greater scheme of the universal type things? It's been slow for two days and double and even treble saving comments. I thought Stephen Hawking was funny on The Big Bang Theory when he pointed out Sheldon's mathematic error.
He doesn't half talk out of his arse that bloke.
I remember saying hello to him once about 5 minutes later he got hit by a car.
Try and explain the quantum mechanics around that Stephen!
Always had very hot chicks hanging around back in the day though.
People like Coldplay and voted for the Nazis. You can't trust people.
Tee hee.
"Paul Gasgoine escapes serious injury in golf buggy crash!" - see www.ukyahoo.com lastest.
"He was going full pelt," said a witness.
Suicide attempt by golf cart? Or off back to the bar before it closed?
"At the end of the drive the lawmen arrive...
I'll take my chance because luck is on my side or something...
Her name is Rio, she don't need to understand...
Oh Rio, Rio, hear them shout across the land..."
Is it a birdie? Is it an eagle? No it's a gazza!
Oi Oi Edgecumbe... lets have a clean sheet
Gazza thought a hole in one was dropping a pint in one go.
Gazzas exploits making George Best look like a Major in the Salvation Army.
Very sad seeing a genius self destruct
"We need to educate our children to invest." - Tim Bennet, CEO of the NZX, recalling a parcel of Brierley shares his father gave him when he was 13. "There used to be a fight in the school common room when the evening paper was delivered - not to see the sports results but to see what was happening in the sharemarket."
- today's NZ Herald Business.
"At the end of the drive the lawmen arrive...
I'll take my chance because luck is on my side or something...
Her name is Rio, she don't need to understand...
Oh Rio, Rio, hear them shout across the land..."
"We need to educate our children to invest." - Tim Bennet, CEO of the NZX, recalling a parcel of Brierley shares his father gave him when he was 13. "There used to be a fight in the school common room when the evening paper was delivered - not to see the sports results but to see what was happening in the sharemarket."
- today's NZ Herald Business.
I bet that wasn't at James Cook, Tangaroa or Mangere College.
Nor Upper Hutt and Heretaunga. Perhaps at st Pats Silverstream though.

- from latest Private Eye.
"At the end of the drive the lawmen arrive...
I'll take my chance because luck is on my side or something...
Her name is Rio, she don't need to understand...
Oh Rio, Rio, hear them shout across the land..."
Earning a point for drawing an ACL semifinal first leg...

Don't forget that away goals count as double.
"Phoenix till they lose"
Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion.
Genuine opinion: FTFFA
Gazza - recent photo

"At the end of the drive the lawmen arrive...
I'll take my chance because luck is on my side or something...
Her name is Rio, she don't need to understand...
Oh Rio, Rio, hear them shout across the land..."
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