Things that make you go hmmmm

Garbine Murguruza

Why a Hmmmmmm? or do you mean mmmmmmm?

Hmmmm, mmmm, mmmhmmmmm.

"Glamour model fooled into giving birth to fake footballer's child."

After having an 18 month relationship with a man pretending to be Hully City captain Curtis Davies, the model is now having his baby, having gone into labour at the weekend.

'We weren't in a full-blown relationship,' said Josie Cunningham, 26.  "I feel so dirty, ashamed and devastated. I know I'm not that clever.'

see www.ukyahoo.com latest.

I don;t think you could find a stupider woman in England to be honest after reading the story on line. Why is she whinging about having a kid when they were not in a full blown relationship anyway?!?!?!

Why Stupid? She'll get her 15minutes of fame, some reality tv, a couple of tabloid articles, guest appearances at nightclubs, etc. On the surface she seems to be the archetypal stupid women that society needs to laugh at so we can feel better about ourselves.  It wouldn't surprise me though if she come away with a healthy wod of cash for this.

How many women have children outside of steady relationships anyhow? Hardly the shock of the century.

Wait till Women's Day, New Idea and NZ Women's Women's Weekly get a hold of it...oh hang on, he's not an ultra distant relation to a Royal.

Because he wasn't the Hull City Captain and a free ride into an easy life of lots of money and partying with the Beckhams.

apparently she was originally "famous" for getting a boob job done on the NHS. By all accounts she was told she couldn't go in the Big Brother house when she was pregnant so she offered to get an abortion.

Edit - even Big Brother producers thought that was a bit wrong.

why hull city youd have to ask!

Hmm to good to be true?

https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/solar-roadways

Tinder.

'Dwarf stripper gets bride pregnant on her hen night'

see www.telegraph.co.uk latest

lol

http://www.theguardian.com/environment/2014/oct/21/john-west-and-princes-accused-of-backtracking-on-tuna-commitments

http://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2014/oct/23/coc...

The headline, the photo (she looks like a real princess), the line "The pair charged spectators $20 to watch roosters with knives" (attached to their legs fight to the death)

I love the crazy like this

Edit - just looking back on this post, I don't want people to think that I am condoning or thinking that this whole thing is acceptable - it isn't and I hope the bitch falls down a very deep well. I do find the whole weirdness of it all amusing though. I understand all the words in the article, but I struggle to make sense of it when they are put in the order that they are.

Frankie, she looks so much like a lady I work with, I had to do a double look.

http://www.stuff.co.nz/travel/62682792/woman-force...

In April 2013, Samoa Air became the world's first airline to introduce a size tax by charging passengers by their total weight and that of their belongings. Chief executive Chris Langton defended the policy at the time and said it was the fairest way of travelling. "Unfortunately aircraft run on weight – not seats."

But Carolyn Costley, associate professor in marketing at Waikato University, said the practice could lead to price discrimination against the overweight: "It becomes a punishment on people who may not have control over their size."

Unfortunately for the Associate Prof, I would hope that weight is more of a determining factor when it comes to being suspended in the air inside a metal cylinder for several-to-many hours.   

From the Hutt News 28/10/2014  - someone loves a prefix.

Homeopathy as a cure for ebola?

Highly doubt it unless the treatment also involves sleeping on a biomag under pyramid.

I've heard it can cure aids and sars at the same time.

Well I used Lavender oil diluted 1 part to 100 when I lost both my legs in a chainsaw accident and guess what?  It competely worked!

I think something a bit stronger than Lavender for Ebola though.

Maybe start with a mindfulness session to get the positive energies going. Then prepare a nasal rinse of teatree oil for starters, followed by a salve of pepprmint and honeysuckle, spread over any sores or wounds.  Finally to get you over the last hurddle a small muslin cushion of cloves placed under your pillow.

That will be 20 thousand dollars please.

bit of vicks in a bowl of hot water & a towel over the head - great for what ails you

My esteemed colleagues. While I appreciate your professional opinions I caution the actual use of vicks tea tree, honeysuckle etc.

We don't want to kill the patient.

The mindfulness session will probably kill 90% of the virus, but I think we need a non-religous cushion just in case ebola is actually christian or jewish. 

Being made redundant... now it's time for a change!

Mate, (subject to my disclaimer below) don't stress. I was made redundant just over 5 years ago. Best thing that ever happened to me.

A mate of mine has just been made redundant for the second time (He is a Chief Financial Officer - it doesn't just happen to line workers etc.). The first time he was spinning out. He thought his world had ended. I said to him "Trust me, it might feel like a kick in the guts right now, but in 6 months time you will look back and think "Wow, that's actually been a good thing."

He was highly skeptical. However, 6 months later we were having a beer, and he said "You were right... I can't believe how much of a good thing it has been."

[Disclaimer: This assumes you have a skill set etc. that makes you relatively easily employable. I totally acknowledge that for people with single industry skills that work in a factory that gets closed down and kills off their home town that it can be devastating.]

I hope you find a new role soon.

Cheers Brandon, it's all good - definitely an opportunity to get into something more enjoyable... I'm lucky, I have options - may go contracting, may set up my own small biz, may get another role somewhere, may win lotto... it's all on the table :)

All State insurance not eing available in all states

Watched the Maltese Falcon with Humphrey Bogart the other day where he plays Sam Spade the P.I. He was great as a detective so you may want to consider that. I'd certainly come on board as a partner.

Or Paranormal Investigator - I'd be up for that, knows lots about the subject.

I know how to do fingerprinting and other scene preservation type stuff. Just haven't got the tools of the trade.

I've got a microscope, slides, slide covers and Canadian balsam gum.

Happy to do the forensics.

(Jnr Jnr also has watched most of the mythbuster programmes so can help with things like throwing turkeys on cars and blowing things up) 

But can Jnr Jnr jump a push bike over a red trolley?

Women.

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/world/news/article.cfm?c...

Stephen Hawking, Justin Bieber, Ashton Kutcher and Russell Brand are among the celebrities to sign up for flights. Virgin Galactic reports taking deposits totaling more than $80 million from about 700 people.

Anyone thinking what I'm thinking?  (It's bad, so sorry, but I couldn't help it).

I've just cancelled mine...............

I've text Sir Richie and said 'sorry old chap, you might have to sell off something to pay for that. Oh and that business is now borked'

So,  CSI Hutt Valley - who's in?