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Things that piss you off... (Part 1)

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Downey26 wrote:

dairyflat wrote:
This hand on the heart thing during national anthems

�why does that piss you off?

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion. 

Genuine opinion: FTFFA

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UK Kiwi wrote:
Having to sit on a cold toilet seat in winter......F##k that`s annoying


Having to break the ice in the bowl first is worse.

"Sharing rewards the weak"- Steven Colbert

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Traitor wrote:
UK Kiwi wrote:
Having to sit on a cold toilet seat in winter......F##k that`s annoying


Having to break the ice in the bowl first is worse.


Your No.2's should be able to melt it.
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Scottishbhoy wrote:
waiting for exam results
 
Waiting for ebay purchases to turn up. Its one of the main reasons I go to work.
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Scottishbhoy wrote:
waiting for exam results
 
Waiting for ebay purchases to turn up. Its one of the main reasons I go to work.
 
 
Didn't know you were a postie...
 
 

"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

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Both TV3 & One News lead stories being the 2.9 EARTHQUAKE in Auckland.
 
Get a 4king grip, Christchurch has had 5 shakes today, Te Anau had a 4.5.
 
One News even mentioned that there are no reports of Lava from Rangitoto.
 
Can't wait to see how many EQC claims go in for this one!
Kiwi Hatter2011-07-01 22:59:40

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If someone farts in Auckland it's on the news.

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By the time 9 October comes around it will have been 234 days since the last Nix game vs Adelaide on 18 Feb.

(plus no EPL at the moment and lots of cancellations for junior club football)

Junior822011-07-01 23:54:26

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion. 

Genuine opinion: FTFFA

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That my multi is going to be screwed by a solitary wide in the England V Sri Lanka game.

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The amount of airtime/publicity that Auckland got on the tv late news when they had that 2.9 magnitude earthquake 9pm last night!
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Some of the comments on geonet's facebook status for that quake are loltastic. Aucklanders are really getting angry at the Canabs' snide comments.timmymadden2011-07-02 12:24:05
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timmymadden wrote:
Some of the comments on geonet's facebook status for that quake are loltastic. Aucklanders are really getting angry at the Canabs' snide comments.


You can accuse Aucklanders of many things, but I guess "having perspective" isn't one of them. I can understand panic, especially among Cantabs who have fled there, but the attention this is getting really is pathetic.
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Wongo wrote:
The amount of airtime/publicity that Auckland got on the tv late news when they had that 2.9 magnitude earthquake 9pm last night!


Much like the airtime/publicity Akld gets on tv news on Akld Anniversary day. Wellington Anniversary never gets a mention the week before, nor any other provincial anniversaries for that matter.
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Aucklanders were shaken by a magnitude-2.9 earthquake at 9.09pm last night with one witness reporting it "felt like a gush of wind".

The earthquake was centred just off Mission Bay at a depth of 9km, and felt across Remuera, the North Shore and east Auckland.

There were no reports of damage. 

 
Tegal2011-07-02 15:03:58

Allegedly

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Can't sleep..clowns will eat me..

Allegedly

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Tegal wrote:
Can't sleep..clowns will eat me..


Q. Why don't cannibals eat clowns?

A. Because they taste funny.
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team mates who do not pay subs..............

theprof2011-07-08 09:01:00

Queenslander 3x a year.

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Tumble Dryers................especially when trying to hang them on the wall, in a laundry only 80mm wider than the machine

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Starting work at 4am on weekends = LAME!
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Winter and losing my fitness motivation. My jeans are starting to feel tight and not in a god way...
 
I do all my exercise outdoors, running, road cycling and mtbiking.
 
How the hell can I get my Fitness Mojo back?

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Agreed.
Profile pic. Should you be interested. Lakhsen, on the right, lost touch with him.
Mohammed, on the left, I'm still in touch with. He's now living in Agadez, Niger. More focused on his animals now as tourism has dried up. Is active with a co-op promoting local goods, leather work and bijouterie, into Europe. 
20/5/20

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Stopped at a pedestrian crossing to allow someone to cross. Driver behind me pulled out and try to overtake me and ended up stopping just short of the pedestrian. Driver then "nutted  off" at me...
Profile pic. Should you be interested. Lakhsen, on the right, lost touch with him.
Mohammed, on the left, I'm still in touch with. He's now living in Agadez, Niger. More focused on his animals now as tourism has dried up. Is active with a co-op promoting local goods, leather work and bijouterie, into Europe. 
20/5/20

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dairyflat wrote:
Stopped at a pedestrian crossing to allow someone to cross. Driver behind me pulled out and try to overtake me and ended up stopping just short of the pedestrian. Driver then "nutted  off" at me...
The roads were full of idiots today, something in the water.

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I'm Leverkusen.

Three for me, and two for them.

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I think someone needs to be sacked Buffon.

We will never fully decide who has won the football.

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ForteanTimes wrote:

dairyflat wrote:
Stopped at a pedestrian crossing to allow someone to cross. Driver behind me pulled out and try to overtake me and ended up stopping just short of the pedestrian. Driver then "nutted� off" at me...

The roads were full of idiots today, something in the water.

He/she nutted off at you because they were in the wrong. Seems to be the way these days
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Azevo wrote:
I think someone needs to be sacked Buffon.
 
totally, early retirement

Queenslander 3x a year.

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More annoyed than pissed off but the Foo Fighters pre sale being delayed by 24 hours. Was so amped to get tickets today.
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Robb wrote:
neenee wrote:
DB being allowed to keep 'Radler' trademarked even though it's a generic term for a style of beer (well where I'm from anyways).

https://www.stuff.co.nz/business/industries/5284136/DB-wins-its-battle-over-Radler-beer


+1. Sad to see the final result. What a load of bull.
 
+2 what a load of sh*t. Those who made that ruling are mental.

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stupid myths that are dressed up as science: Exhibit 1

Also the one about spinach being high in iron (due to a misplaced decimal point) and no-one picking it up before publication - but afterwards no-one then listened to the attempt to correct the mistake.

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion. 

Genuine opinion: FTFFA

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for every scientific fact there is usually more than one that opposes it.

Queenslander 3x a year.

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theprof wrote:
for every scientific fact there is usually�more than one that opposes it.


Every object exerts a gravitational pull.

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion. 

Genuine opinion: FTFFA

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...turning up to an important appointment a DAY LATE!! 
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The Online New Zealand Herald referring to the football section as "soccer"
I now only read Stuff, at least they have got it right
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 Tom Cruise to play Jack Reacher
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UK Kiwi wrote:
The Online New Zealand Herald referring to the football section as "soccer"
I now only read Stuff, at least they have got it right
 
About the only thing that Stuff gets right in relation to football.
 
The chap Harper for the Herald isn't too bad as far as hacks go.
 

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion. 

Genuine opinion: FTFFA

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Didn't the Herald also report that Stephen Donald was going to the Blues next year?
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