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Things that piss you off... (Part 1)

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Watching friend's daughter come in from school and then spend four and a half CONTINUOUS hours on Face****.
Profile pic. Should you be interested. Lakhsen, on the right, lost touch with him.
Mohammed, on the left, I'm still in touch with. He's now living in Agadez, Niger. More focused on his animals now as tourism has dried up. Is active with a co-op promoting local goods, leather work and bijouterie, into Europe. 
20/5/20

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Being hurt by something you love..... I just burnt the roof of my mouth with my coffee!!!
 

"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

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Having to mission it into uni to study, because your house is too noisy...

Yellow Fever - Misery loves company

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C-Diddy wrote:
Being hurt by something you love..... I just burnt the roof of my mouth with my coffee!!!
 
 
 
Happened again today...
 
Oh delicious hot beverage, why do you mock me?
 

"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

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Why do you keep coming back for more?
 
Make V your mistress - so much more caffeine, so much cooler and lots of bubbles.
 

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C-Diddy wrote:
C-Diddy wrote:
Being hurt by something you love..... I just burnt the roof of my mouth with my coffee!!!
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Happened again today...

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Oh delicious hot beverage, why do you mock me?

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It's like female victims of domestic violence - they come back for more because they say they love their partners. Time to walk away C-Diddy.
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Wongo wrote:
C-Diddy wrote:
C-Diddy wrote:
Being hurt by something you love..... I just burnt the roof of my mouth with my coffee!!!
 

 
 

Happened again today...

 

Oh delicious hot beverage, why do you mock me?

 


It's like female victims of domestic violence - they come back for more because they say they love their partners. Time to walk away C-Diddy.
 
 
 
NOOOOOOOOOO!
 

"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

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Battered coffe drinker syndrome.
 
Very sorry for you C-Diddy.
 

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There are refuges for you can go to, they're called pubs.Wongo2011-06-10 12:39:53
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Rain on Friday....Knowing that Football is going to be CANCELLED on Saturday
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knowing???? if it stays like it is at the moment most games will be played I reckon, if it gets heavy over night then lots oculd be canned

Queenslander 3x a year.

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Parents who get fired up and get stupid at their kids matches. FFS they're 10, you're adults, behave like it. 
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North shores dismal form

Three for me, and two for them.

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Now my Stove Top espresso maker is fooked!
 
What have I done to deserve this?
 

"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

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C-Diddy wrote:
Now my Stove Top espresso maker is fooked!

What have I done to deserve this?



She burns the roof of your mouth; now she won't make you coffee! She's not giving you any. I told you, just walk away...leave her!

Wongo2011-06-13 12:56:54
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V is your friend C-Diddy, and it will never break down on you (red bull also but somewhat pricier).

"Phoenix till they lose"

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C-Diddy wrote:
Now my Stove Top espresso maker is fooked!
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What have I done to deserve this?

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Its called karma.

Its no longer a problem.

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Did it text "we need to talk" to you earlier?
 

"Phoenix till they lose"

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You'll get this call next week:
https://www.therock.net.nz/The-Break-Up-Call/tabid/681/articleID/14313/Default.aspx
Replace "Playing x-box" with complaining about burning mouth.

Its no longer a problem.

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Our Nelson police farce in denial

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https://www.stuff.co.nz/life-style/wellbeing/5166415/Foreskin-man-takes-on-US-circumcision-issue
 
''I'm not a Nazi,'' Hess said.    What was he thinking??!
 
 
(BTW I actually like the comic concept - but the provenance and intent is dodgy to the max)

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I dunno. Sums me up perfectly!

"Phoenix till they lose"

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Netball part of the article makes no sense and I don't watch netball. He criticises the kiwi coach for making changes in the 2nd half of the first game to give other players experience throwing away the win, then praises Plummer for giving other playing experiences in the 2nd game throwing away the win.

Sadly, this bit still made more sense than the drivel that he unleashed in the first half of the article.

aitkenmike2011-06-20 18:07:30
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people who drive at night with just their park lights on
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Downey26 wrote:
people who drive at night with just their park lights on


Or no lights at all!!
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Terrorists who kidnap children to use as suicide bombers.  No ideological excuse - they are just plain evil.
 
 

"Phoenix till they lose"

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Having to sit on a cold toilet seat in winter......F##k that`s annoying
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Easy - just go immediately after someone else.  Hey presto! A nice warm seat...

"Phoenix till they lose"

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Junior82 wrote:
Terrorists who kidnap children to use as suicide bombers.  No ideological excuse - they are just plain evil.
 
 
Not just the suicide bombers..........................all kids are evil

We're the WELLINGTON Phoenix

And this is our Home

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I blame their parents - fancy allowing them to get kidnapped!

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Hey Stefan. What the heck is a "Spirarri"?

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steelo wrote:
This article.
 



agreed.
Profile pic. Should you be interested. Lakhsen, on the right, lost touch with him.
Mohammed, on the left, I'm still in touch with. He's now living in Agadez, Niger. More focused on his animals now as tourism has dried up. Is active with a co-op promoting local goods, leather work and bijouterie, into Europe. 
20/5/20

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This hand on the heart thing during national anthems
Profile pic. Should you be interested. Lakhsen, on the right, lost touch with him.
Mohammed, on the left, I'm still in touch with. He's now living in Agadez, Niger. More focused on his animals now as tourism has dried up. Is active with a co-op promoting local goods, leather work and bijouterie, into Europe. 
20/5/20

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waiting for exam results Scottishbhoy2011-06-27 12:28:15

ive got a song that wont take long, Adelaide are rubbish.. the second verse is same as the first.. ADELAIDE ARE RUBBISH

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Bloody Vodafone had my broadband 'restricted' this morning so I rang them up to find out the problem, apparently my account was in arrears, I tell them "I've paid the account on Friday." "We have no record of that sir, can you give me the payment details?" "No, I can't log into my internet banking without internet access." "Oh I didn't think of that." Well duh, common sense obviously isn't one of the job requirements. Now I'm home at lunch time and my restriction has been lifted. So I ask, why restrict it in the first f**king place?!?
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dairyflat wrote:
This hand on the heart thing during national anthems

 
why does that piss you off?

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timmymadden wrote:
Bloody Vodafone had my broadband 'restricted' this morning so I rang them up to find out the problem, apparently my account was in arrears, I tell them "I've paid the account on Friday." "We have no record of that sir, can you give me the payment details?" "No, I can't log into my internet banking without internet access." "Oh I didn't think of that." Well duh, common sense obviously isn't one of the job requirements. Now I'm home at lunch time and my restriction has been lifted. So I ask, why restrict it in the first f**king place?!?

"Hello, customer service?"
"Yeah, my modem isn't working"
"Have you tried downloading updated drivers?"
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