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Things that piss you off... (Part 1)

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Desks with one leg slightly shorter than the others so they wobble and are very difficult a write on.
 
Is right.
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That stupid beer advert with the chicks all squealing in the shoe cupboard and then the blokes all screaming in a cupboard  filled with shi*te beer !! Kiwi Jambo2009-11-18 23:32:09

The answer to life's problems are rarely found at the bottom of a beer glass - but it's always worth a look.

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I personally think that rules.
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Me too. I love that ad.

Three for me, and two for them.

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El-Kun wrote:
Desks with one leg slightly shorter than the others so they wobble and are very difficult a write on.
 
Is right.
 
Try eating at a cafe with a table with 1 leg shorter than the others.
Wongo2009-11-19 12:14:23
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. How annoying that must be!
 
Also, ugly, blonde, big-nosed girls sneezing so f**king loudly during an exam. Every ten minutes. Yuck.
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El-Kun wrote:
. How annoying that must be!
 
Also, ugly, blonde, big-nosed girls sneezing so f**king loudly during an exam. Every ten minutes. Yuck.
 
Hope she didn't try to snort it back up eeeeeeeuuww!!
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People that sniff constantly ... In an exam particularly.
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Handball in World Cup qualifiers...
Profile pic. Should you be interested. Lakhsen, on the right, lost touch with him.
Mohammed, on the left, I'm still in touch with. He's now living in Agadez, Niger. More focused on his animals now as tourism has dried up. Is active with a co-op promoting local goods, leather work and bijouterie, into Europe. 
20/5/20

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Multi-day migraines. Couldn't even stand up yesterday, still in a bit of pain now but managed to get out of the house today.
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Bloody clients wanting jobs done by Xmas & boss committing to them.  Therefore, having to spend 2 working weeks on the water in Bluff Harbour and therefore missing the office Xmas party.  Hope Secret Santa gets me a cool prezzie.
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Being told half an hour before my game starts that cricket is cancelled.
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Being the top scorer for my cricket team with 9
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aitkenmike wrote:
Being the top scorer for my cricket team with 9
 
 
Better than the Blackcaps mind ...
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Being at home alone during a 4 hour power cut - so f**king boring!
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aitkenmike wrote:
Being the top scorer for my cricket team with 9


Even higher than the extras?
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no, 19 extras, mostly leg byes. Pitch was slightly interesting we only lost by 2 wickets in the end.
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Waking up sore from falling over whilst drunk.

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Michael Laws and Eric Young

Founder

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Kind of expected it and neither is as bad as I thought they would be.

Laws was even moderately lucid compared to his normal blinkered rants until he threw in the 0-0 draw gag which is tired and proven inaccurate over a hundred years.

How's my driving? - Whine here

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Feverish wrote:
Michael Laws and Eric Young
 
This. Also, Deportivo.
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Dear God, Could Michael Laws be more wrong?

The guy is some sort of f**kwit, aint he?
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vodafone's so-called help line
 
 their processes are unnecessarily frustrating, costs are not justified, and in this instance delivered in an off-hand manner
 
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Feverish wrote:
Michael Laws and Eric Young


I think the rt hon Mayor of the-slightly-aspirated-H-town is best ignored. The utterances are a regular occurrence and just serve to hoist him on his own petard (wish it was not just metaphorical).

Eric Young however is a real piss-off with this outburst.

The opposite (i.e. things that rule) is that we do have two good journos of the written meeja: Fred Woodcock and Tony Smith.

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion. 

Genuine opinion: FTFFA

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Freaken in-laws man. Nothing but Rugby Channel all day, who gives a sh*t if the ABs beat England. Must've seen it 4 times today, also had to watch Ireland v Fiji and Scotland v can't remember 

edit - Fixed
timmymadden2009-11-23 08:52:47
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timmymadden wrote:
Freaken in-laws man. Nothing but Rugby Channel all day, who gives a sh*t if the AWs beat England. Must've seen it 4 times today, also had to watch Ireland v Fiji and Scotland v can't remember 


I'd give heaps of sh*t if the AWs beat England!!  I think that was a typo, you mean the ABs
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Twilight. New Moon. The f**king lot.

Three for me, and two for them.

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Buffon II wrote:
Twilight. New Moon. The f**king lot.
 
This.
 
And the hype. The girls would (perhaps understandably) rather fantasise over Jacob or whatever than talk to me!
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El-Kun wrote:
Buffon II wrote:
Twilight. New Moon. The f**king lot.


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This.

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And the hype. The girls would (perhaps understandably)�rather fantasise over Jacob or whatever than talk to me!


Grrr.
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New Zealand opening batsmen
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aitkenmike wrote:
New Zealand opening batsmen
 
 
Agreed, f**k me. Happens every time. At least Guppy is still there.
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 Awful!

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trying to find a part time job for summer urgh

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The fact there are twice as many things the piss people off on this site than things that rule. Lighten up people !
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Gould refered to RoF as the Cake Tin. 
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iPhone 3GS is $199 in the states but it's $1149 here. WTF?
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The fact there are twice as many things the piss people off on this site than things that rule. Lighten up people !


Never. Life is sh*t.

Three for me, and two for them.

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Buffon II wrote:

The fact there are twice as many things the piss people off on this site than things that rule. Lighten up people !
Never. Life is sh*t.


...and then you die.


NB - Not you personally Buffy, just speaking in general terms.
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Being told half an hour before my game starts that cricket is cancelled.


This is the things that piss you off thread.  Surely that's good?  Or did you want to no further in advance so you could be happy for longer over the prospect of a cricket-less day?
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