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Things that piss you off... (Part 1)

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Wongo wrote:
SurgeQld wrote:
Not being able to decide which of my three pairs of jandals are the most suitable to wear to work.


The steel capped pair.

Only in Beenleigh.
E + R + O

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Gaging for a coffee and someone forgot to buy milk!



"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

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You'd only burn yourself .... AGAIN.

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion. 

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I'm currently at work so would I be ale to claim ACC because of a burn from a coffee?

"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

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You'd need to be a lawyer to work that one out - better still a barista.
 
 
 
(I'll get me coat, even tho' it's really cold outside)
 
 

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion. 

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C-Diddy wrote:
I'm currently at work so would I be ale to claim ACC because of a burn from a coffee?

 
Yes you should be covered by ACC if faulty equipment was involved. Fill out an accident/incident from and fill out an ACC form. If you don't know what to do from there I could probably find out. If you were being silly and drank it to quickly then if there is an injury I guess you are still entitled to fill out an ACC form.
 
Possibly a silly reply as it appears this is part of some joke.
ForteanTimes2011-08-17 17:39:18

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Joggers in black at night in the road whilst I am driving. 
Profile pic. Should you be interested. Lakhsen, on the right, lost touch with him.
Mohammed, on the left, I'm still in touch with. He's now living in Agadez, Niger. More focused on his animals now as tourism has dried up. Is active with a co-op promoting local goods, leather work and bijouterie, into Europe. 
20/5/20

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That rules - you can run them over and have a good defence lined up for court

Allegedly

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OK weather; you can p!ss off back to Antarctica now (and take Happy Feet with you).

"Phoenix till they lose"

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ForteanTimes wrote:



C-Diddy wrote:
I'm currently at work so would I be ale to claim ACC because of a burn from a coffee?


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Yes you should be covered by ACC if faulty equipment was involved. Fill out an accident/incident from and fill out an ACC form. If you don't know what to do from there I could probably find out. If you were being silly and drank it to quickly then if there is an injury I guess you are still entitled to fill out an ACC form.
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Possibly a silly reply as it appears this is part of some joke.






Don't mind us FT, we're in a little world of our own...C-Diddy2011-08-18 12:38:18

"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

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Junior82 wrote:
OK weather; you can p!ss off back to Antarctica now (and take Happy Feet with you).


Stephen Fry can stay though.

"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

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If you want to send them to me and I'll send them on - you can buy me a beer in February

Normo's coming home

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Buffon II wrote:
holeinone wrote:
losing last game of season and coming 3rd, draw or win would of given us the title


Are you Bayer Leverkusen?


city braves in wanganui local league, there was one point seperating the top four teams, very close season
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Having a Man Cold!

"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

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Disappointing Sushi for lunch

"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

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At least it can't burn you.

"Phoenix till they lose"

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Opted out of the Wasabi!

"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

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My Foo Fighters tickets not turning up yet. Someone at Ticketmaster is going to get an earfull tomorrow.....unless NZ Post has lost them.
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Sport and war getting mized up....   https://ht.ly/69VQf   about 50" in...
Profile pic. Should you be interested. Lakhsen, on the right, lost touch with him.
Mohammed, on the left, I'm still in touch with. He's now living in Agadez, Niger. More focused on his animals now as tourism has dried up. Is active with a co-op promoting local goods, leather work and bijouterie, into Europe. 
20/5/20

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Losing your best players, potential signings not eventuating.

Being a Nix/Gooner fan


Am I being punished for something?
E + R + O

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writer's block.....
Profile pic. Should you be interested. Lakhsen, on the right, lost touch with him.
Mohammed, on the left, I'm still in touch with. He's now living in Agadez, Niger. More focused on his animals now as tourism has dried up. Is active with a co-op promoting local goods, leather work and bijouterie, into Europe. 
20/5/20

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mainstream media's lack of coverage of the East Africa famine.
Profile pic. Should you be interested. Lakhsen, on the right, lost touch with him.
Mohammed, on the left, I'm still in touch with. He's now living in Agadez, Niger. More focused on his animals now as tourism has dried up. Is active with a co-op promoting local goods, leather work and bijouterie, into Europe. 
20/5/20

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This time last year we already had 2 A-League games (at home).

"Phoenix till they lose"

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Not a single family member rang me on my bday yesterday
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timmymadden wrote:
Not a single family member rang me on my bday yesterday


Happy birthday for yesterday.

If you are old and wise you were probably young and stupid

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timmymadden wrote:
Not a single family member rang me on my bday yesterday
 
 gutted mate, thats gotta hurt. happy birthday for yesterday
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timmymadden wrote:
Not a single family member rang me on my bday yesterday

 
ouch. happy birthday.

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Downey26 wrote:

timmymadden wrote:
Not a single family member rang me on my bday yesterday
�ouch. happy birthday.


I get that. Mine is so close to Xmas that they get caught up in the festive season & forget. Don't even get my favourite dish - roast lamb, 'cos it's going to be served up on Xmas day
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No Nikita on TV tonight.

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion. 

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sh*tc**ts. Whining sh*tc**ts.

You would think a side who only have eleven players might be grateful when you offer to ref their home game so they can play the full eleven, and when you say 'look I'm not a very good ref, I'm not biased I'm just a bit sh*t' they might take that into account.

Then when you don't even give a foul against their over-aggressive sh*tc**t forward in the first two minutes when he clearly cleans out a defewnder with a shove in the back and follows it up with another one to flatten the defender straight after.  Then when you don't give a foul when later he carries on in to a defender when the ball is in the keepers hands 6 feet away, just have quiet words you might think the team in question would show some gratitude instead of spending 90 minutes making complete cocks of themselves and abusing both the refs who stop playing to help them out and every opposition player.

They even won.

f**king sh*tc**ts.
Hard News2011-08-27 18:14:29

How's my driving? - Whine here

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A dose of vitamins will help.A,L & E should do it

                                                                        COYN    

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hamezilla wrote:
A dose of vitamins will help.A,L & E should do it


I think i'm going to vomit.
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Hard News wrote:

sh*tc**ts. Whining sh*tc**ts.You would think a side who only have eleven players might be grateful when you offer to ref their home game so they can play the full eleven, and when you say 'look I'm not a very good ref, I'm not biased I'm just a bit sh*t' they might take that into account.Then when you don't even give a foul against their over-aggressive sh*tc**t forward in the first two minutes when he clearly cleans out a defewnder with a shove in the back and follows it up with another one to flatten the defender straight after.� Then when you don't give a foul when later he carries on in to a defender when the ball is in the keepers hands 6 feet away, just have quiet words you might think the team in question would show some gratitude instead of spending 90 minutes making complete cocks of themselves and abusing both the refs who stop playing to help them out and every opposition player.They even won.f**king sh*tc**ts.




Where's the *like* button?........ :)

Im not a complete idiot, some parts are missing!

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Junior football finished for the season. Now I have to mow the lawn within the next few weekends.

Also have come over all tired like as of yesterday afternoon - must be all the nervous tension of Grade 11 being lifted!

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Hard News wrote:
sh*tc**ts. Whining sh*tc**ts.

You would think a side who only have eleven players might be grateful when you offer to ref their home game so they can play the full eleven, and when you say 'look I'm not a very good ref, I'm not biased I'm just a bit sh*t' they might take that into account.

Then when you don't even give a foul against their over-aggressive sh*tc**t forward in the first two minutes when he clearly cleans out a defewnder with a shove in the back and follows it up with another one to flatten the defender straight after.  Then when you don't give a foul when later he carries on in to a defender when the ball is in the keepers hands 6 feet away, just have quiet words you might think the team in question would show some gratitude instead of spending 90 minutes making complete cocks of themselves and abusing both the refs who stop playing to help them out and every opposition player.

They even won.

f**king sh*tc**ts.


Very little whinging pointed at me :( Said forward even swapped sides after giving the defender i replaced a shove in the back.
1 or 2 words may have been spoken after i put one out of the game :
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sh*te footballers moaning about other sh*te footballers :)

Founder

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