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over 13 years ago

 People who go off topic (ie. 90% of posts on this forum)

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over 13 years ago


Australia rediscovering an ability to play cricket.

www.kiwifromthecouch.blogspot.com

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over 13 years ago

bopman wrote:


Australia rediscovering an ability to play cricket.


This.

Bring back getting bowled out for 98 at the MCG on Boxing Day.

Three for me, and two for them.

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over 13 years ago

Buffon II wrote:

bopman wrote:


Australia rediscovering an ability to play cricket.


This.

Bring back getting bowled out for 98 at the MCG on Boxing Day.

 

That, losing to us in Hobart, playing Cameron White as a test match spinner in India, getting rolled for 47 in South Africa.... just anything from that period of general shambleness really!

www.kiwifromthecouch.blogspot.com

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over 13 years ago

South Africa get to bat on that pitch as well. Doing pretty well so far.

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over 13 years ago

In competent Trademe sellers. Why the f*ck can I get custom printed shirts from England quicker than getting something from Timaru. Purchased something to complete a costume for a fancy dress party and now looks like the bits from Timaru won't turn up it time. Not happy.

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 Trade and human rights...


Why do we look the other way?



Article spoiled only by this line "Key has proved he has influence on the world stage".

Profile pic. Should you be interested. Lakhsen, on the right, lost touch with him.
Mohammed, on the left, I'm still in touch with. He's now living in Agadez, Niger. More focused on his animals now as tourism has dried up. Is active with a co-op promoting local goods, leather work and bijouterie, into Europe. 
20/5/20

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over 13 years ago

People taking one tiny bit of something you say and making a big deal out of it while ignoring the rest of what you said.

People like Coldplay and voted for the Nazis. You can't trust people.

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over 13 years ago

dairyflat wrote:

 Trade and human rights...


Why do we look the other way?



Article spoiled only by this line "Key has proved he has influence on the world stage".



So what is you point?

If you are old and wise you were probably young and stupid

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over 13 years ago

Being asked to reduce your hours by 25%...


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over 13 years ago

Ouch, that hurts, especially at this time of the year.

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over 13 years ago

playwithFire wrote:

Being asked to reduce your hours by 25%...

So you only work for 45mins in each hour?

Sounds like a standard day at work for me!!!

:-)

"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

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over 13 years ago

Five years? 

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion. 

Genuine opinion: FTFFA

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over 13 years ago


Reminds me of that time someone threw a plastic bottle onto the pitch at a nix game. We're such hooligans us football supporters.

Allegedly

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over 13 years ago

Are you sure it wasn't an ACFC supporter trying to discredit us?


"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion. 

Genuine opinion: FTFFA

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over 13 years ago

People taking one tiny bit of something you say and making a big deal out of it while ignoring the rest of what you said.

 

Aka: "Journalists".

E + R + O

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over 13 years ago

2 or 3 match test series.

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over 13 years ago

 Having to pay $700 to have a tooth removed.

If you are old and wise you were probably young and stupid

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over 13 years ago

Only 3 left!

I like tautologies because I like them.
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over 13 years ago · edited over 13 years ago · History

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I like tautologies because I like them.
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over 13 years ago

Thilan Samaraweera having a test average above 50.


He's fucking rubbish outside of Sri Lanka.

Three for me, and two for them.

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over 13 years ago


Now for this in the correct thread...

 

Having to wait over an hour for my partner and her friend to get ready to leave the house! I would have thought that someone with over 30yrs of expreience in dressing themselves would be capable of getting ready pretty damn quick!!!

"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

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over 13 years ago

I just thought your partner was a hairdresser.


"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion. 

Genuine opinion: FTFFA

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over 13 years ago

Twuntius Maximus 

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion. 

Genuine opinion: FTFFA

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over 13 years ago

NZ Cops Brag To U.S. Embassy About Bashing TPP Protesters 

Profile pic. Should you be interested. Lakhsen, on the right, lost touch with him.
Mohammed, on the left, I'm still in touch with. He's now living in Agadez, Niger. More focused on his animals now as tourism has dried up. Is active with a co-op promoting local goods, leather work and bijouterie, into Europe. 
20/5/20

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over 13 years ago

http://www.stuff.co.nz/dominion-post/sport/phoenix/8072333/Phoenix-spread-fixtures-net-wider

Incredible stamina. No shame. Yellow Fever.

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over 13 years ago

Smithy wrote:
http://www.stuff.co.nz/dominion-post/sport/phoenix/8072333/Phoenix-spread-fixtures-net-wider

Sooo much this...

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over 13 years ago

"We're not talking about four or five straight away, at all, we'll just sort of see how that works and what the appetite is.

'Straight away' - implying that they're looking at doing 4 or 5 eventually, but are easing us into it. Make good use of that big banner I reckon!

Allegedly

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over 13 years ago

Also, the council cutting down trees from 730am. Some of us work nights, c*nts. 


Allegedly

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Tegal wrote:
"We're not talking about four or five straight away, at all, we'll just sort of see how that works and what the appetite is.
'Straight away' - implying that they're looking at doing 4 or 5 eventually, but are easing us into it. Make good use of that big banner I reckon!
Yeah so 4-5 (Is really 5-6 as the Dunedin game is the FFA's game), lets say there are 8-9 games in Wellington & 4-5 elsewhere. I can see a very fired up crowd at the Dec 22nd game, a lot having been drinking their way through town and this bollocks coming out, we just need to keep the fire stoked for 9 days. 
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over 13 years ago

JonoNewton wrote:

Tegal wrote:
"We're not talking about four or five straight away, at all, we'll just sort of see how that works and what the appetite is.
'Straight away' - implying that they're looking at doing 4 or 5 eventually, but are easing us into it. Make good use of that big banner I reckon!
Yeah so 4-5 (Is really 5-6 as the Dunedin game is the FFA's game), lets say there are 8-9 games in Wellington & 4-5 elsewhere. I can see a very fired up crowd at the Dec 22nd game, a lot having been drinking their way through town and this bollocks coming out, we just need to keep the fire stoked for 9 days. 

On reflection I think I'll decide on the day (depending on the weather) about going to the game after 12 pubs or staying at the pub.
If they don't care...well...

Incredible stamina. No shame. Yellow Fever.

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over 13 years ago

 Those Australian radio hosts being blamed for someone else's decision to top themself

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over 13 years ago

People with short memories.

 

Annoyingly, as I gain experience/get older - this increasingly includes me lol.

E + R + O

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over 13 years ago

 What is a reasonable time for a 1.1Gb download to take?   TWO Hours???

Profile pic. Should you be interested. Lakhsen, on the right, lost touch with him.
Mohammed, on the left, I'm still in touch with. He's now living in Agadez, Niger. More focused on his animals now as tourism has dried up. Is active with a co-op promoting local goods, leather work and bijouterie, into Europe. 
20/5/20

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over 13 years ago

This really fucks me right off. 

Nolan and Du Raad clearly aren't middle class.

You absolute fuckers. 

"There are social issues we should be looking at, not a blanket claim that the middle class are struggling - it's not in the data," argues Nolan" - Have a look at our data Nolan you fucking twat and tell me we aren't struggling.

Arsehole.

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion. 

Genuine opinion: FTFFA

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over 13 years ago · edited over 13 years ago · History

The 2nd Amendment.

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