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over 12 years ago

Flight from Akld to Wgtn: 1 hour

Drive from Airport to K-town: 1 hour


"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion. 

Genuine opinion: FTFFA

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over 12 years ago


Lostprophets singer pleads guilty to child abuse!! One of my favourite bands too

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over 12 years ago

Being honked for giving way to traffic coming from my right at a roundabout.  Fancy that!!

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over 12 years ago

Not being able to get tix to see Jimmy Carr in Jan cause of pending op.

E + R + O

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over 12 years ago

Mistaking the accelerator of my car for the brake and munting the shed doors. Not very happy with myself right now. One rather unpleasant phone call to the landlord coming up shortly.


Grrrr.

"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

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over 12 years ago

Kids, Cream coloured Carpet and Orange Drink..... Grrrrr

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over 12 years ago

Cream coloured carpet pisses me off too. 


Allegedly

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over 12 years ago

Why would you put someone's CLEAN washing in the bathroom sink?! My room is literally three steps away, throw it on my floor NOT in the feckin sink where we brush our teeth!!!

End of an era.  Vinnie - It's over.

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over 12 years ago

Because you work for the Dom Post?


Yellow Fever - Misery loves company

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over 12 years ago

Lols

End of an era.  Vinnie - It's over.

If anyone cares for my inane babbling follow @iluvnix17 on the Twitter.

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about 12 years ago

The same people at work who will gladly eat your birthday morning tea shout & not bid you a happy birthday &/or a "thank you" or even acknowledge you're there!!

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about 12 years ago

The inevitable Christmas day lecture about getting a boyfriend and having babies.

End of an era.  Vinnie - It's over.

If anyone cares for my inane babbling follow @iluvnix17 on the Twitter.

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about 12 years ago
I <3 Nix wrote:

The inevitable Christmas day lecture about getting a boyfriend and having babies.

You've ticked one off according to the podcast right?

Grumpy old bastard alert

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about 12 years ago · edited about 12 years ago · History
Is the father one of the mods?



Auckland will rise once more

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about 12 years ago

Unfortunately for my family the lads on the pod lied - I have no boyfriend. Also heaven forbid one of the mods was my baby daddy, poor poor child that would be.

End of an era.  Vinnie - It's over.

If anyone cares for my inane babbling follow @iluvnix17 on the Twitter.

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about 12 years ago

Oh? Surprised you are single with your outgoing pleasant personality.

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The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!

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about 12 years ago

Having to leave home at 4.45am to get to the airport.

If you are old and wise you were probably young and stupid

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about 12 years ago
Leggy wrote:

Having to leave home at 4.45am to get to the airport.


That seems like a cross between a humblebrag or a first world problem, but I'm not quite sure which.
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about 12 years ago
N-Bomb wrote:
Leggy wrote:

Having to leave home at 4.45am to get to the airport.


That seems like a cross between a humblebrag or a first world problem, but I'm not quite sure which.


I guess you can make up your own mind, but that is what I have to do plus an hours drive to the airport.

If you are old and wise you were probably young and stupid

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about 12 years ago · edited about 12 years ago · History

To the Hugely obese F*cker at the Lighthouse at Pauatanhui during the Hobbit today. Who had to eat x 3 bags of lollies possibly Skittles through around a 3rd of the movie. Thank you for adding your own brand of sound effects. It really added to the movie.

If you Mother is reading this, (you went with her today), mum why did you not instill some sort of discipline in your child when it comes to food? Why could he not settle for one bag of Skittles?

He was hardly going to starve during the film was he?

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about 12 years ago
ForteanTimes wrote:

To the Hugely obese F*cker at the Lighthouse at Pauatanhui during the Hobbit today. Who had to eat x 3 bags of lollies possibly Skittles through around a 3rd of the movie. Thank you for adding your own brand of sound effects. It really added to the movie.

If you Mother is reading this, (you went with her today), mum why did you not instill some sort of discipline in your child when it comes to food? Why could he not settle for one bag of Skittles?

He was hardly going to starve during the film was he?


+100000000000

Three for me, and two for them.

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about 12 years ago
Buffon II wrote:
ForteanTimes wrote:

To the Hugely obese F*cker at the Lighthouse at Pauatanhui during the Hobbit today. Who had to eat x 3 bags of lollies possibly Skittles through around a 3rd of the movie. Thank you for adding your own brand of sound effects. It really added to the movie.

If you Mother is reading this, (you went with her today), mum why did you not instill some sort of discipline in your child when it comes to food? Why could he not settle for one bag of Skittles?

He was hardly going to starve during the film was he?


+100000000000



Sad thing the guy was in his 20's. I wanted a word but was told no by Vickmeist. In my Dad's day I would have had a word. I remember when I was with my Dad,he would have been around 44ish, he had almost had a punch up with this bloke cuse of a parking thing.

The thing is my Dad basically said 'alright then" and the other guy backed down.  My dad was smaller than the other guy - but this guy knew he was going to lose. My Dad was no boxer or anything he was just from an age where men sorted stuff out.

Now I have to sit in silence so not to cause a scene. Job stuff I'm not allowed to get into trouble - they wonder about men losing their identity.

Still I've had a few glasses of red wine and I don't condone violence but posturing in conflict is as old as the world and causes a lot less casualties.

Junior, Tegal,  etc help me out.

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about 12 years ago

So let me get this straight...you wanted to punch a fat bloke for eating too many skittles??

Fuck this stupid game

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about 12 years ago · edited about 12 years ago · History
TopLeft07 wrote:

So let me get this straight...you wanted to punch a fat bloke for eating too many skittles??



well done Mrs Marple yes I did

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about 12 years ago · edited about 12 years ago · History
ForteanTimes wrote:
TopLeft07 wrote:

So let me get this straight...you wanted to punch a fat bloke for eating too many skittles??



well done Mrs Marple yes I did

You'd only lose a hand in the abyss. 


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about 12 years ago
TopLeft07 wrote:

So let me get this straight...you wanted to punch a fat bloke for eating too many skittles??


What flavour?  If it's the ones in the green packet I'd chin the f*cker.

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion. 

Genuine opinion: FTFFA

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about 12 years ago
Junior82 wrote:
TopLeft07 wrote:

So let me get this straight...you wanted to punch a fat bloke for eating too many skittles??


What flavour?  If it's the ones in the green packet I'd chin the f*cker.


Which chin? He has 7. 

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about 12 years ago

You've got issues if that winds you up that much. Just be thankful you have it better.

Fuck this stupid game

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about 12 years ago

I work at a cinema and occasionally get people like this. What gets me is they'll get all this food then go "oh I better have a diet coke" or when you ask them if they want cream on their sundae they go "oh nah I'd better not"

Farking seriously?! 


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about 12 years ago
TopLeft07 wrote:

You've got issues if that winds you up that much. Just be thankful you have it better.


You serious?

Three for me, and two for them.

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about 12 years ago

Actually I wouldn't take to the guy.  I like all skittles really.

But I do sympathise with FT.  If someone was eating noisily nearby for much of the film I would be extremely annoyed.  Unfortunately as it is dark you can't do passive aggressive stares so a few firm words would seem to be warranted.


We saw the Hobbit on Tuesday at Reading - 'twas good (Peter Jackson as the first character of the first scene).  A smattering of other people all sitting and eating quietly.  No violence was required.


"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion. 

Genuine opinion: FTFFA

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about 12 years ago
ForteanTimes wrote:
Buffon II wrote:
ForteanTimes wrote:

To the Hugely obese F*cker at the Lighthouse at Pauatanhui during the Hobbit today. Who had to eat x 3 bags of lollies possibly Skittles through around a 3rd of the movie. Thank you for adding your own brand of sound effects. It really added to the movie.

If you Mother is reading this, (you went with her today), mum why did you not instill some sort of discipline in your child when it comes to food? Why could he not settle for one bag of Skittles?

He was hardly going to starve during the film was he?


+100000000000



Sad thing the guy was in his 20's. I wanted a word but was told no by Vickmeist. In my Dad's day I would have had a word. I remember when I was with my Dad,he would have been around 44ish, he had almost had a punch up with this bloke cuse of a parking thing.

The thing is my Dad basically said 'alright then" and the other guy backed down.  My dad was smaller than the other guy - but this guy knew he was going to lose. My Dad was no boxer or anything he was just from an age where men sorted stuff out.

Now I have to sit in silence so not to cause a scene. Job stuff I'm not allowed to get into trouble - they wonder about men losing their identity.

Still I've had a few glasses of red wine and I don't condone violence but posturing in conflict is as old as the world and causes a lot less casualties.

Junior, Tegal,  etc help me out.
Totally understand where you are coming from. Its today's generation and just being so fucking apathetic to anything that requires effort or trying - I don't have to run cause I can get lap band surgery. 

I had a conversation with a kid on Xmas day who was all of about 16-17 and she said 'Oh you don't speak my language' and I said 'You're right. Unlike you, I'm educated enough to know what vowels are and where they go in the sentence.' Her mum laughed and I said to her 'Oh and how do you help the fucking problem Einstein'. 

Grumpy old bastard alert

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about 12 years ago

Is the problem the fat person eating too much food or the fat person making too much noise? I can sympathise with the latter but I couldn't care less about what someone else is eating whether its soy milk and celery or two pizzas and a diet coke.

Fuck this stupid game

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about 12 years ago · edited about 12 years ago · History

It's the latter if I read FT's post correctly.  


But of course it would be nice to lecture the lad and his mum on good eating habits too!


#potkettleblack

(in my case)

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion. 

Genuine opinion: FTFFA

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about 12 years ago

Enjoyed this debate "specially" JV's post, (see what I did there?) Well done Jeff that made me laugh!

No - more than happy for the guy at the film to eat himself into the grave, it's his choice.

My point is that in times past it was ok to have a word if someone was being a twat. Now you can't. It's that simple.

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about 12 years ago
ForteanTimes wrote:

Enjoyed this debate "specially" JV's post, (see what I did there?) Well done Jeff that made me laugh!

No - more than happy for the guy at the film to eat himself into the grave, it's his choice.

My point is that in times past it was ok to have a word if someone was being a twat. Now you can't. It's that simple.

No FT, you still can. It just in years gone by a: you would not act like a twat in the first place and be respectful of others b: the parents would have said something first c: had you said something, because someone older had spoken, people might have checked themselves. Now, you get this stupid yolo response or the fingers or to mind your own business because they have no pride or respect for themselves. I see it typified by the kids that have these pants that are hitched around their ass (which I am sure is a signal for 'guys fuck me here') alsorts of stupid piercings and tattoos which seems socially acceptable and common, that were the domain of punk rockers years ago and girls that wear less clothing that I do to the beach.

Generation Y - why do I have to, why can't you do it for me, why is it like that, but why. Now with increasing amounts of entitlement, narcissism and stupidity

Grumpy old bastard alert

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about 12 years ago

Always thought I was gen x but now you've got me thinking JV...

(definitely tick two out of the three)

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion. 

Genuine opinion: FTFFA

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about 12 years ago

Kids these days!

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about 12 years ago

Thing is this guy would have been late 20's early 30's in the cinema. Can't the cinema give out bowls or something?

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about 12 years ago

And a candidate for diabetes. 

Proud to have attended the first 175 Consecutive "Home" Wellington Phoenix "A League" Games !!

The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!

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