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Things that piss you off...

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about 12 years ago
patrick478 wrote:

Torn ligaments in your thumb.


The rumour is true ladies. This pretty much confirms it!!!


"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

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about 12 years ago

The next game in Wellington not being for another month during a time when we should be looking to build crowds and local support. 

Having to spend a few hundred dollars to watch a 'home' game so that I don't have to wait a month to watch the nix play again. 


Allegedly

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about 12 years ago

Employeers pushing out the closing date of a job application.

End of an era.  Vinnie - It's over.

If anyone cares for my inane babbling follow @iluvnix17 on the Twitter.

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about 12 years ago

Having to spend $2.39 on Google Play to purchase a fucking Imagine Dragons song on behalf of my partners sister for her wedding this weekend.

I feel ill!


"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

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about 12 years ago

Being in a shit run of betting form.

Three for me, and two for them.

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about 12 years ago

Nadal's bullshit injuries.

Three for me, and two for them.

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about 12 years ago

How is it bull shit? he is clearly injured

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about 12 years ago

Maybe this time.

Three for me, and two for them.

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about 12 years ago

Whaleoil


 (what does he contribute to society?)

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion. 

Genuine opinion: FTFFA

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about 12 years ago

Nz scandal #biggerthantexas

Grumpy old bastard alert

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about 12 years ago

Napier Phoenix thinking he is the oracle of football administration because he pulled a few pints at the Maycenvale club bar thirty years ago

Founder

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about 12 years ago
Junior82 wrote:

Whaleoil


 (what does he contribute to society?)


Only the best deep frying oil EVER!!!

"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

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about 12 years ago

The lack of politicians with a spine in New Zealand willing to engage in a sensible debate on voluntary euthanasia

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about 12 years ago

Property managers not liking you questioning their decisions so "consulting the land owner" and "being instructed" that the leas ewill terminate at the end of the contract and we do not have the option to renew.

Anyone need an awesome flatmate (aka - me)?!?!

End of an era.  Vinnie - It's over.

If anyone cares for my inane babbling follow @iluvnix17 on the Twitter.

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about 12 years ago

Tempted but my wife wou,d divorce me. One Phoenix fan is hard enough for her to put up with. I know of a 2 bedroom flat in Upper Hutt that will be vacant in a week. Landlord needs to recarpet it and modernise the clean bathroom though. Landlord is and has been pretty good for the last 14 years. Place is wired for Vodaphone cable Tv, Internet as well as aerials for UHF.

Proud to have attended the first 175 Consecutive "Home" Wellington Phoenix "A League" Games !!

The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!

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about 12 years ago

Is the fridge pre-stocked with woodstock bourbon RTD's?


Allegedly

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about 12 years ago

Teenage growth surges. Went through two boot sizes last season and will have to get new ones for the start of this one (already don't fit).


"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion. 

Genuine opinion: FTFFA

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about 12 years ago
Junior82 wrote:

Teenage growth surges. Went through two boot sizes last season and will have to get new ones for the start of this one (already don't fit).



huh I thought you were older
I like tautologies because I like them.
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about 12 years ago

No, I'm the same age as I ever was.  I just have to pay for the boots.


Jnr Jnr is now clearly taller than me, but he has still a way to go before he is wider than me!


"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion. 

Genuine opinion: FTFFA

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about 12 years ago

Having less than nothing to do at work because your surgery was bumped back a week.

E + R + O

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about 12 years ago
Junior82 wrote:

No, I'm the same age as I ever was.  I just have to pay for the boots.

Jnr Jnr is now clearly taller than me, but he has still a way to go before he is wider than me!


Add to this - the boots you buy for juniors are often poorly constructed; my personal bugbear - the lace-holes don't have a reinforced eyelet and the laces these days are nylon, so they end up cutting through the lace hole.


Kotahitanga. We are one.

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about 12 years ago
Junior82 wrote:

No, I'm the same age as I ever was.  I just have to pay for the boots.


Jnr Jnr is now clearly longer than me, but he has still a way to go before he is girthier than me!



TMI
I like tautologies because I like them.
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about 12 years ago

Flat hunting. Somebody please help

End of an era.  Vinnie - It's over.

If anyone cares for my inane babbling follow @iluvnix17 on the Twitter.

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about 12 years ago

Correcters.

E + R + O

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about 12 years ago
SurgeQld wrote:

Correcters.


eye sea wot ewe dyd they're

We're the WELLINGTON Phoenix

And this is our Home

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about 12 years ago
I <3 Nix wrote:

Flat hunting. Somebody please help

1 1/2 bedroom flat in central Upper Hutt vacant from yesterday. Currently being repainted but needs a new carpet. Landlord is good, neighbours very quiet an most retired.
Proud to have attended the first 175 Consecutive "Home" Wellington Phoenix "A League" Games !!

The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!

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about 12 years ago

First years. They think they own the place.


Yellow Fever - Misery loves company

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about 12 years ago · edited about 12 years ago · History

Local clubs scheduling evenst and training teh same time as Phomnix play at home.

Profile pic. Should you be interested. Lakhsen, on the right, lost touch with him.
Mohammed, on the left, I'm still in touch with. He's now living in Agadez, Niger. More focused on his animals now as tourism has dried up. Is active with a co-op promoting local goods, leather work and bijouterie, into Europe. 
20/5/20

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about 12 years ago

The missing Malaysian plane missing between KL and Beijing .

If you are old and wise you were probably young and stupid

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about 12 years ago

Leggy i think they found it off the coast of Vietnam

Three for me, and two for them.

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about 12 years ago

Allegedly 2 New Zealanders on board.

Proud to have attended the first 175 Consecutive "Home" Wellington Phoenix "A League" Games !!

The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!

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about 12 years ago
Leggy wrote:

The missing Malaysian plane missing between KL and Beijing .

Years ago I was in  Malaysian Airlines plane which declined to circle above Heathrow as ordered by ground control because they "had no fuel left". As a result Malaysian Airlines were refused landing rights at Heathrow for a few years.

"At the end of the drive the lawmen arrive...

I'll take my chance because luck is on my side or something...

Her name is Rio, she don't need to understand...

Oh Rio, Rio, hear them shout across the land..."

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about 12 years ago

Just arrived back here in Malaysia.  Too many rumours here on social media  re Malaysia Airlines flight MH 370. MAS was one of the safest .Airlines in the world...

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about 12 years ago

Finding, with your shin, that a parked car has a towbar

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about 12 years ago
sthn.jeff wrote:

Finding, with your shin, that a parked car has a towbar


People like Coldplay and voted for the Nazis. You can't trust people.

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about 12 years ago

After making an appointment to see someone in WINZ for 2pm and waiting 55 minutes with a two children and a pissed off wife before walking out. They make the appointment time and then cant keep to it. All we had was two simple questions they could have answered in less than 2 minutes but no, we had to make an appointment and then they couldn't keep to it. 

I felt like letting my 3 year old on the loose and tell him to go for it. 

Proud to have attended the first 175 Consecutive "Home" Wellington Phoenix "A League" Games !!

The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!

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about 12 years ago

how come they couldn't keep the appointment??

Queenslander 3x a year.

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about 12 years ago
theprof wrote:

how come they couldn't keep the appointment??


You have obviously never had to deal with Winz. They are monumental cunts.

Three for me, and two for them.

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about 12 years ago

When your 34yr old daughter gets diagnosed with aggressive breast cancer and only 2 weeks ago the fkn breast surgeon said the pain in her breast was something she would have to learn to live with.

Needless to say that fucker is about to have his name spread far and wide and he wont want to come any where near me while she is going through her treatment.FKN medical profession 


GET YOUR SHIRTS OFF FOR THE BOYS

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about 12 years ago

Thats some seriously sad news Steve. I hope she gives it a good fight and recovers.

Proud to have attended the first 175 Consecutive "Home" Wellington Phoenix "A League" Games !!

The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!

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