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Scottishbhoy wrote:
Tea bags on sunburn
 
 


Profile pic. Should you be interested. Lakhsen, on the right, lost touch with him.
Mohammed, on the left, I'm still in touch with. He's now living in Agadez, Niger. More focused on his animals now as tourism has dried up. Is active with a co-op promoting local goods, leather work and bijouterie, into Europe. 
20/5/20

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dairyflat wrote:
Scottishbhoy wrote:
Tea bags on sunburn
 
 


 
 
go get sun burnt, wait til you go to bed soak an old cloth in tea stained water and put onto burn. get it soak into body, go to sleep, wake up, burns goneski. (almost)

ive got a song that wont take long, Adelaide are rubbish.. the second verse is same as the first.. ADELAIDE ARE RUBBISH

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well. I learn something new every day.  
Profile pic. Should you be interested. Lakhsen, on the right, lost touch with him.
Mohammed, on the left, I'm still in touch with. He's now living in Agadez, Niger. More focused on his animals now as tourism has dried up. Is active with a co-op promoting local goods, leather work and bijouterie, into Europe. 
20/5/20

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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Mattress Canoe.
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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9TEKV1mL06w 
 
 
That, Brilliant video imo.

ive got a song that wont take long, Adelaide are rubbish.. the second verse is same as the first.. ADELAIDE ARE RUBBISH

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meeting nicole off home and away!!!!!

Three for me, and two for them.

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League tables...
 
Name P W D L For Ag GD Pts Waikato 6 4 0 2 10 6 4 12 Waitakere 4 3 1 0 10 4 6 10 Auckland 6 3 0 3 11 8 3 9 Hawke's Bay 6 3 0 3 10 10 0 9 Manawatu 6 3 0 3 8 9 -1 9 Canterbury 7 2 2 3 8 9 -1 8 Wellington 7 2 2 3 9 14 -5 8 Otago 6 1 1 4 7 13 -6 4
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Scottishbhoys uncanny knowledge of 101 uses of teabags...
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Buffon II wrote:
meeting nicole off home and away!!!!!
 
She is average.. Belle ftw.

ive got a song that wont take long, Adelaide are rubbish.. the second verse is same as the first.. ADELAIDE ARE RUBBISH

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Scottishbhoy wrote:
Buffon II wrote:
meeting nicole off home and away!!!!!
 
She is average.. Belle ftw.


Amen
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about 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Summer.
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about 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Hard News wrote:
Wellington on days like this.


Amen x 2
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those plants/flowers that smell like semen in the Waikato - what the hell are they?? anyone??
I like tautologies because I like them.
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Cosimo wrote:

those plants/flowers that smell like semen in the Waikato - what the hell are they?? anyone??
 
Are you trying to give yourself oral pleasure Cosimo?

"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

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about 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
it's easy for me - i hardly have to bend
I like tautologies because I like them.
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Cosimo wrote:
it's easy for me - i hardly have to bend


  < Get it???





Torne2008-12-24 13:29:13
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Cosimo wrote:
it's easy for me - i hardly have to bend
 
Got a long neck then?

Apparently I'm apathetic, but I couldn't care less.

"Being a Partick Thistle fan sets you apart. It means youre a free thinker. It also means your team has no money." Tim Luckhurst, The Independent, 4th December 2003

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seriously though - no one's smelt the semen plants? people are always like I don't believe you until you drive past some with the windows down and it's unmistakable and then people BELIEVE, lord how they believe... Cosimo2008-12-24 14:35:15
I like tautologies because I like them.
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Cosimo wrote:
seriously though - no one's smelt the semen plants? people are always like I don't believe you until you drive past some with the windows down and it's unmistakable and then people BELIEVE, lord how they believe...


Doesnt look like it...
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about 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
You sure you didn't just give somebody a lift after you'd had a good night out/in and had skipped the shower that morning?
 
Or maybe you should get your seat covers cleaned...

Apparently I'm apathetic, but I couldn't care less.

"Being a Partick Thistle fan sets you apart. It means youre a free thinker. It also means your team has no money." Tim Luckhurst, The Independent, 4th December 2003

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about 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Surfing a wave on my kayak!!
Profile pic. Should you be interested. Lakhsen, on the right, lost touch with him.
Mohammed, on the left, I'm still in touch with. He's now living in Agadez, Niger. More focused on his animals now as tourism has dried up. Is active with a co-op promoting local goods, leather work and bijouterie, into Europe. 
20/5/20

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Nigel from Europcar.
 
This wonderful man drove, on NYE, in his own time, a replacement hire car from Dorkland out to the Mangawhai Heads batch where we were staying. This noble Scot was duly presented with a box of 12 Steinlager Pure for his trouble, which he accepted gratefuly.
 
Thank you Nigel, your effort saved the Pie family's holiday, and I hope you had a great Hogmanay.
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why didn't you give him beer that doesn't taste exactly like water you cruel bastard?
I like tautologies because I like them.
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Whananaki. Heaven on earth.


Three for me, and two for them.

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iMapMyRun for iPhone
A nice pot of English Breakfast tea
Leeds_Chris2009-01-04 10:37:31
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Football.
Profile pic. Should you be interested. Lakhsen, on the right, lost touch with him.
Mohammed, on the left, I'm still in touch with. He's now living in Agadez, Niger. More focused on his animals now as tourism has dried up. Is active with a co-op promoting local goods, leather work and bijouterie, into Europe. 
20/5/20

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about 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

 On the first tee in golf hooking a ball so badly that you accidently hit into the car park LOL!

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about 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Wellington Phoenix FC's awesome signings for the 09-10 season*


*tbc
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When someone rings you up and says "Gidday Daniel, Its (Can't remember name) from the Cricket Umpires association, I've got some wizards stuff here for you."

It means I actually know the rules of cricket :P
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about 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Grandparents.
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about 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
3 day weekend!
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about 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Didn't know which thread to put this in, this is the closest one I can think of.  Saw Ricki Herbert walking his dog round Greta Pt 5ish yesterday.
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about 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
STRIPES!!!

Queenslander 3x a year.

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about 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Sausage Rolls!!!

"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

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C-Diddy wrote:
Sausage Rolls!!!
 
Oh yeah!!  But with real sausage meat!!  Not bread crumbs with some herbs in it.  The bakery on Waiwhetu Road (corner shop, there's 2 bakeries in the same group of shops) does them with real sausage meat.  Haven't been there for about 2 yrs.
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