things that rule

How did you get it signed?

And the Phoenix. 

I hope you give him a collar with a bell and keep him inside at night.

How did you get it signed?

And the Phoenix. 

Just wiped my @rse with recycled toilet paper (it was on special).

#doingmybit

Rest easy Mrs Gaia. No need for anymore of this:

That is actually hilarious.

Finding out that the Challenge Cup final is on at Wembley the day after I arrive in London in August and then securing a ticket. Really just hope it doesn't clash with an Arsenal home game. Still, once in a lifetime opportunity.

Marriage Equality.

There's no such thing as equality in marriage son, someone always wears the trousers...

(arf!)

Colin Craig

If it wasn't for him I wouldn't have found out about thecivilian.co.nz

Very amusing.  Daily Mashable.

John at the Barbershop trying it on with knocking $2 off the price of a fucking immense haircut  cuse I've known him for a few years.

John I looked like a f&cking Yeti, it was 6 weeks since my last haircut.  You should charge me the proper price.

It is the best Barbers in the world, go there if you need a bit of man time just to chill out and have a laugh. Very laid back and very, very good haircuts.

http://thebarbershop.net.nz/

Chris is a massive fan of the Phoenix too and goes to matches.

Finally having new 20 inch rims arrive from the States. Just hoping they look good on the car now.

The courier & Mighty Ape!!

The courier was about to deliver a Bluray DVD (The man with no name trilogy) at my place, found the case was broken, rang Mighty Ape whom in turn rang me and asked if I would like it replaced free of charge. Which I did. Such honest and courteous service is rare and deserves full recognition. Thanks heaps Mr Courier Driver and thanks too, Mighty Ape. Awesome service.

Less than a week to go until back-to-back Tool concerts. Getting excited!

Fishing - first time in well over a year (end of 2011/12 season I think - whenever the last post in the fishing fred was).

A good haul of spotties from Jnr Jnr and Jnrette.  Some returned, some had to given to the waiting gulls 

On a still, fine day with the fish biting it is quite enjoyable.  But most of my time is spent baiting up, freeing the hooks from snags, getting fish off the hooks or replacing lost hooks.

Kids enjoy it though.

Main highlight a while back was at Oriental Parade and Pasty turns up with little Pasty in a buggy.  Kids noticed him as I was busy baiting up or some such, so they went over first and had a good chat with the man.

Did you happen to mention to him that the kids were catching more than he ever did and that he would probably attempt to punch the fish away?

This guy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axCn04iXkBg

Will.i.am he's the music world equivalent of Benoit Assou-Ekotto. Sort of

Sir Alex ruled

This song. 

Would you like to come back to my place, bouncy, bouncy? 

Mad photoshop skillz

Hilarious. 

Just posted a pic of a 1970s football shirt and of course thought about junior footy back in the day:  Cotton shirts and leather balls and boots.  Lots of dubbin.  Gear was just about dried out by the time of the next game a week later.

These days the kit is dry about 10 mins after being washed. Fantastic.

Lez Zeppelin, Vag Halen 

*chortle*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=ZzDB70d9AUU 

Adrenaline Forest - Porirua

greyhounds.  Everything about them

Nice work Footpaul.

The use of the words “today”, “tomorrow” and “special day” are among words the Chinese government is censoring on popular microblogging website Sina Weibo, the Guardianreports.

Why? It is 24 years since the so-called “June 4 incident” - the violent Government crackdown of the Tiananmen Square pro-democracy demonstrations. The Chinese Government’s efforts to shut down online discussion of the incident are being thwarted by Weibo users, who are posting images referencing the Tiananmen Square killings, including photoshopped versions of the famous image of a man standing down tanks on Beijing’s Cangan Boulevard, such as the image above (since removed from Weibo).

In response, the term “big yellow duck” has also been banned.

My friend Karl says... 

New boots and compression gear delivered today (hopefully still there when Jnr Jnr gets home from school).

Going to the gym for the first time in what feels like ages (due to injury more than laziness), putting the ipod on and hitting shuffle, and having "Return of the Mac" start up. 

My run nearly made it to the end of the song as well.

Free Beer!