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http://www.wellingtonnz.com/gamemasters

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 Lance Armstrong - 'cheat' or not

What do you mean or not? He clearly is a cheat.

 He didn't exell until he ws doped up to the eyeballs.

Was an also-ran on the tour.

 To be fair (and i mean this), i can no longer take cycling, or most other of these events like track and field, seriously. Knowing that competitors could be so much faster, stronger, and better looking while on the juice - it ruins it for me knowing theyre holding themselves back.

Look at Nadzeya Ostapchuk as another example, on a cycle she was simply too good for anyone. In this case though while more joocy in appearance, she  looked uglier, but you get my point

 Thats exactly what im saying. I dont know how Bolt sleeps at night knowing he could slash another 2 seconds off his own world record. And then when technology gets better would could see things like more advanced bionic limbs at the paralympics, and steroids, then they could probably be even faster still.

Somewhat dodgy-pervy, but this evening at the supermarket check out I was served by a very pleasant and cheerful young lass.  Bob Marley was playing in the background and she was quietly singing along as we waited for my eftpos card to chunder through the transaction.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zaGUr6wzyT8

"What are we going to do now? What are we going to do now? What are we going to do now?"

 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOqhRx_11Rg

 I prefer voyeur

bananas up or down?

The movie Hall Pass. Actually has some proper humour in it. Kind of like American Pie but for grown ups.

Look at this youngsters and tell me you wouldn't wish to be an impressionable lad in the 70s!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpzWhE5ArQ0&feature=related

What you describe are natural advantages. PED are clearly not. 

At the end of the day, i have as many Tour de France titles as Lance Armstrong.

Yeah, I think a lot of people outside of the US have known this, without having the 'smoking gun', for a long time.

But his PR machine has been frighteningly effective, especially in the US, and he managed to get away with it for quite a while.

 I have as many A-League titles as Paul Ifill

Actually, there's quite lot of academic research that argues that drugs should be allowed in sport and that the focus of testing should shift to health (and safety) not drugs.

For example, this article in the British Journal of Sport Medicine:

Why we should allow performance enhancing drugs in sport

Interesting point of view.

Sucks for the guy who doesn't want to be drugged up to the eyeballs though. If you want to go that way,have 2 competitions - 1 for actual athletes,and another for roid robots. 

But you're disadvantaged just because you don't want to pump yourself with drugs. You say some still finish last,but some also win with the advantage that PED gives them. It makes the result a joke if there isn't a level playing field. 

Nigella (insert heart emoticon)

Even better...