Wyners breath always smells of spearmint
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Wyners is the definition of god
ive got a song that wont take long, Adelaide are rubbish.. the second verse is same as the first.. ADELAIDE ARE RUBBISH
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When you look up god in the dictionary, you see a picture of wyners
ive got a song that wont take long, Adelaide are rubbish.. the second verse is same as the first.. ADELAIDE ARE RUBBISH
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Wyners is the greatest thing since sliced bread
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Wyners is so famous that he gets his own public holiday, its called Christmas.
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Everytime you breathe in,
Wyners gains another girls phone number
Wyners gains another girls phone number
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Wyners built the Great Wall of China - Single handedly
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when wyners gets back from his holiday or whatever hes going have so much fun reading this
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Wyners doesnt read this, this reads Wyners
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Everytime there is a murder in nz,
Wyners gains another inch...
At least there is a bright side
Wyners gains another inch...
At least there is a bright side
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Wyners has never learnt how to swim, who needs to learn how to swim if you can walk on water
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Wyners rescued the beaconsfield miners with his teeth
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Wyners survived 9/11, he was on the plane
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Some people think that having ginger hair is unlucky,
this is untrue.
People with ginger hair have been hand picked by wyners and are now imortal
this is untrue.
People with ginger hair have been hand picked by wyners and are now imortal
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People with blonde hair are typically seen as being dumb, this is only when they are compared to Wyners.
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Wyners decided that 2 x 2 = 5. And so it shall be.
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When filming an episode of mythbusters. the guys came across the myth of wyners.
while gathering information on him they came across a piece of wyners dirty past.
Nobody has seen jamie or adam since.
while gathering information on him they came across a piece of wyners dirty past.
Nobody has seen jamie or adam since.
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The reason Hitler killed himself is because he realised that Wyners was a jew, and didnt want to face his wrath
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Some say that they hate wyners.. this is just something that wyners tells them to say to stop people knowing about the sexual relations that they and wyners share.
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The reason Bush invaded Iraq was because Wyners told him to, watch out Sir Alex...
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Some say that they hate wyners.. this is just something that wyners tells them to say to stop people knowing about the sexual relations that they and wyners share.
I didn't know News was like that.
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Wyners wrote the "Yes We Can" Speech
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Some say that they hate wyners.. this is just something that wyners tells them to say to stop people knowing about the sexual relations that they and wyners share.
I didn't know News was like that.
There are many things you dont know about him my friend..
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Wyners is the reason why news forgot his wedding anniversary.
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Wyners can explain the full storyline of the matrix
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when you play bohemian rapsody backwards.
You will hear "long live wyners, long live wyners"
You will hear "long live wyners, long live wyners"
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Wyners understands the economic crisis
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Stairway to Heaven original working title name was - Stairway to Wyners Bedroom
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who cares bout him hes annoying :S
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who cares bout him hes annoying :S
Shun the non-believer!
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Wyners painted the sisteen chapel (spelling sorry)
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Wyners tore down the berlin wall single-testicaly
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who cares bout him hes annoying :S
As a coll boy, you just ruined your chances with him
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Wyners was originally in Guns n Roses, but he got fired by that t***er Axl Rose, no wonder they havent been heard of for 17 years
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who cares bout him hes annoying :S
As a coll boy, you just ruined your chances with him
Bet you wyners goes to coll. Hopefully while I'm there.
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