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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Central League (and Prem) gossip

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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Who is going where this season?  Have you seen Dominic Rowe in a kebab shop, and think he might be signing for the Bubble and Squeak's?  Have you seen Moses on the Mirimar bus and think he might be signing for the Rangers?  Have you seen Ian Robinson walking round Poriua looking sh*t scared, and assume he is signing for the Suburbs?
 
Post it here.

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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The Biggest news is that a new dream team will be going into div 7 or 8 ( hopefully ) called the One Tonners. It is a team of Fat bastards and we plan to take no prisoners. ( If we do we may eat them).
So if your in Div 7 or 8 you should be quaking in your boots!!!!
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bigdunc wrote:
The Biggest news is that a new dream team will be going into div 7 or 8 ( hopefully ) called the One Tonners. It is a team of Fat bastards and we plan to take no prisoners. ( If we do we may eat them).
So if your in Div 7 or 8 you should be quaking in your boots!!!!

Yep, Salmon are the stale warts of Div 8- consistently finishing mid table- and we fear noone (Except maybe Island Bay Vauxhalls)

See ya there big dunc- which club?

We may need to start up a new div 8 thread soon enuff

Salmon swim upstream

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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Lower Hutt have signed Rooker
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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
don't lower hutt sign rooker every year?

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Phil Imray talking to Petone, Adam Birch Ben Feld David Batty Sean Easthope all going to Kapiti Coast United, Adam Church in line for Lower Hutt Captain, Dane Rayner back to Western Suburbs, Benjamin Totori to Olympic, Craig Alderdice to North Wellington
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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
George and Cleberson to Island Bay United.
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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Frankie Mac wrote:
Who is going where this season?  Have you seen Dominic Rowe in a kebab shop, and think he might be signing for the Bubble and Squeak's?  Have you seen Moses on the Mirimar bus and think he might be signing for the Rangers?  Have you seen Ian Robinson walking round Poriua looking sh*t scared, and assume he is signing for the Suburbs?
 
Post it here.
 
Greeks don't do kebabs FM.
 
A bit like English haggis perhaps.
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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
I know that - I just put it because I cannot spell soulakk.......souvkal.........souvlakk.......

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Ha! No drama. Gave me an excuse to have a dig...!!
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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Oh, it's souvlaki by the way. f**k, I wouldn't mind one now actually.
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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Onree, are any of those rumours true? Or did you just make them up??
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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
they are just the word on the street. Is bebo a reliable source??????
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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Tim Butterfield to Miramar
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ONREE wrote:
Phil Imray talking to Petone, Adam Birch Ben Feld David Batty Sean Easthope all going to Kapiti Coast United, Adam Church in line for Lower Hutt Captain, Dane Rayner back to Western Suburbs, Benjamin Totori to Olympic, Craig Alderdice to North Wellington
 
KCU and Nth Wellington? ya havin a laugh.

Founder

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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

heard jimmy was looking at a move to wests.... hmmmm

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clay akinson wrote:

heard jimmy was looking at a move to wests.... hmmmm

 
To be reserve keeper, I doubt it.

A dog with a bone :)

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DKP22 wrote:
George and Cleberson to Island Bay United.
 
Good luck there, should add to the international flavour of the club!!!!

Queenslander 3x a year.

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Salmon07 wrote:
bigdunc wrote:
The Biggest news is that a new dream team will be going into div 7 or 8 ( hopefully ) called the One Tonners. It is a team of Fat bastards and we plan to take no prisoners. ( If we do we may eat them).
So if your in Div 7 or 8 you should be quaking in your boots!!!!

Yep, Salmon are the stale warts of Div 8- consistently finishing mid table- and we fear noone (Except maybe Island Bay Vauxhalls)

See ya there big dunc- which club?

We may need to start up a new div 8 thread soon enuff
 
Not sure if we can go strait into div 8. We may need to come through the grades but that would be a little silly and we probably wouldnt bother.
We are Walfies Sal. We'll hopefully see you there!!
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A Guy Called Jason Webb from Queen Park Rangers to Stop Out... No Joke
Met him on the train the other day with another stop out player
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reefside wrote:
A Guy Called Jason Webb from Queen Park Rangers to Stop Out... No Joke
Met him on the train the other day with another stop out player
 
hmmmm, one part of that makes me think it is not true, although I am not sure which it is.....

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Kev Thompson has signed as player/coach of the Seatoun 1st team diggyfc2008-01-25 15:09:01
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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Seatown? New club is it?  Must be alright if they are suddenly in the Central league
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Jose Quijada has been offered the first team coaching role at Wests

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Source?
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A-Team wrote:

Jose Quijada has been offered the first team coaching role at Wests

 
And Tim Cockle is doing the reserves.
smithy2462008-01-25 15:05:55

Incredible stamina. No shame. Yellow Fever.

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DKP22 wrote:
Source?
 
Doesn't need one - that's why it's GOSSIP.

Incredible stamina. No shame. Yellow Fever.

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Yea but it does sound realistic, just wondering where he heard it (if he did hear it).
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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Cockle?!!! please!! the man has a lego helmet haircut FFS!......the Jose rumour is half believable.....but surely Matty Calcott will be coaching Wests unless he's heading overseas or something?


smithy2462008-01-25 16:58:21
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For Cockle to be true reserves must be blouses!!!!!!
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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Could be a yarn. Certainly sounded like 'gossip'.

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Jimmy B at Petone along with Karl Whalen and Andy Barron. Talk of a couple of others but unsure of names. Potenttially ex-Lower Hutt players. Also heard an english guy is coming over for a 6-8 week cameo. More to come on that one.

Its no longer a problem.

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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Feverish wrote:
ONREE wrote:
Phil Imray talking to Petone, Adam Birch Ben Feld David Batty Sean Easthope all going to Kapiti Coast United, Adam Church in line for Lower Hutt Captain, Dane Rayner back to Western Suburbs, Benjamin Totori to Olympic, Craig Alderdice to North Wellington
 
KCU and Nth Wellington? ya havin a laugh.



Big time he must be.our 1st's are good but not that good

Allthough all the Batty family are all ready here
HK_Keeper2008-01-28 15:53:04
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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Churchy would be a great captain! like Aloisi! hellfire and brimstone!
Rayner back to Wests? where would he play? pretty clogged in that
midfield already aint it?
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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
G to coach Miramar

A dog with a bone :)

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Toffeeman wrote:
Jimmy B at Petone along with Karl Whalen and Andy Barron. Talk of a couple of others but unsure of names. Potenttially ex-Lower Hutt players. Also heard an english guy is coming over for a 6-8 week cameo. More to come on that one.
 
you are having a laugh too TM. Hasntg anyone got any real stuff?
 
Si George and Easthope coaching bubbles arent they?
 
Mike Greene just blitsed the 3km run at training and has got the scouts alking

Founder

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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Feverish wrote:
Mike Greene just blitsed the 3km run at training and has got the scouts talking


Yesterday he was hobbling and holding his groin, so I'm not sure I believe that.

How's my driving? - Whine here

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Hard News wrote:
Feverish wrote:
Mike Greene just blitsed the 3km run at training and has got the scouts talking


Yesterday he was hobbling and holding his groin, so I'm not sure I believe that.
 
Fact.
 
wingback4eva2008-01-29 10:10:22
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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Rueben Bason to the Warriors. Big code switch.
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