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We play the better football so let him laugh. Cup final time! And not a cashmere player in sight. 

You can ascertain what your opponent is afraid of by observing the means by which he attempts to frighten you



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shushy6 wrote:

We play the better football so let him laugh. Cup final time! And not a cashmere player in sight. 

I'm sure there will be plenty of Tech players in the main match next Saturday - the South Island Championship. Also plenty of Tech players in the first curtain-raiser - Rita Fitzpatrick Cup final.

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Men's Final Round

Cashmere Technical 5 (Liam Oxley 4, Gary Ogilvie) FC Twenty11 1 (Callum Smith) HT 2 - 1

Coastal Spirit 0 Nelson Suburbs 1 (Coey Turipa) HT 0 - 0

Ferrymead Bays 7 (Mark Peers 3, Andy Tuckey 2, Chris Anderson, Wiremu Piercy) Western 1 (Qiays Longman) HT 1 - 0

Halswell 2 (Guillermo Schuhmacher Conner Lidstone) University 2 (Nikolia Molijn, Simon Tither) HT 0 - 1

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Steptoe wrote:
shushy6 wrote:

We play the better football so let him laugh. Cup final time! And not a cashmere player in sight. 

I'm sure there will be plenty of Tech players in the main match next Saturday - the South Island Championship. Also plenty of Tech players in the first curtain-raiser - Rita Fitzpatrick Cup final.

Exciting stuff without a doubt. Save us a seat. I am sure there will be plenty spare

You can ascertain what your opponent is afraid of by observing the means by which he attempts to frighten you



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Final Table:

Team P W D L F A GD Pts
Cashmere Technical 21 18 1 2 72 16 56 55
Nelson Suburbs 21 14 3 4 45 22 23 45
Coastal Spirit 21 14 2 5 40 24 16 44
Ferrymead Bays 21 8 3 10 42 35 7 27
FC Twenty11 21 8 2 11 35 43 -8 26
Universities 21 4 6 11 25 39 -14 18
Western 21 4 2 15 13 57 -44 14
Halswell 21 2 5 14 23 59 -36 11
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Table Showing Points Rounds 1 - 7, 8 - 14 and 15 - 21

Club 1 - 7 8 - 14 15 - 21 Total
Cashmere Technical 18 18 19 55
Nelson Suburbs 13 15 17 45
Coastal Spirit 14 18 12 44
Ferrymead Bays 7 9 11 27
FC Twenty11 8 6 12 26
Universities 8 5 5 18
Western 3 8 3 14
Halswell United 8 2 1 11
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Can confirm that John Brown will step down as Cashmere Technical coach after the South Island Championship Final against Caversham next Saturday

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Hi fever. How do I upload a pic. Chur

Take your pants off


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VimFuego wrote:
Is that a ha-de-ha post Fred? I'm just checking.

Not known for my sense of humour. Should be a good game. I wish both teams well. 

Nice to see you and Shushy still fronting (as expected). The young wheel tappers and shunters seem to have disappeared as realism arrives.

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shushy6 wrote:

We play the better football so let him laugh. Cup final time! And not a cashmere player in sight. 

Busy elsewhere I suspect.
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shushy6 wrote:
Steptoe wrote:
shushy6 wrote:

We play the better football so let him laugh. Cup final time! And not a cashmere player in sight. 

I'm sure there will be plenty of Tech players in the main match next Saturday - the South Island Championship. Also plenty of Tech players in the first curtain-raiser - Rita Fitzpatrick Cup final.

Exciting stuff without a doubt. Save us a seat. I am sure there will be plenty spare

I thought they would be pouring off the train to watch a championship game.
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Sad days. Mickey Sayers (jnr) past away. I remember him as a very good youth player in the Sth Island team playing with Craig Meaclem, Ali McCosh, Rod fleming etc. Made the NZ U20 squad. We went north and were unbeaten, great days.

Far to young to die. Look after yourselves you young ones !!

My thoughts are with his father ( a lovely fella) and his daughter.

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AllWhites82 wrote:

Can confirm that John Brown will step down as Cashmere Technical coach after the South Island Championship Final against Caversham next Saturday

Has there ever been a more successful club coach?

What a legacy he leaves to our very young club. Successes and memories that will live long in our great game.

John Brown: One hell of a sweaty!!

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Amazing western stayed up having scored just 13 goals in a season. JB stepping aside leaves some big shoes to fill. Any good coaches coming through or right time for clapham? 

Kotahitanga. We are one.

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this lad came to see browner off today 

Take your pants off


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free kick celebrators 

Take your pants off


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Table showing points gained against the top 4 sides and the bottom 4 sides, with % plus the total % points won:

Team Top 4 % Avail Points Won Bottom 4 % Avail Points Won % Avail. Total Points Won
Cashmere Technical 22 81.48% 33 91.67% 87.30%
Nelson Suburbs 15 55.56% 30 83.33% 71.43%
Coastal Spirit 15 55.56% 29 80.56% 69.84%
Ferrymead Bays 1 3.70% 26 72.22% 42.86%
FC Twenty11 4 0.00% 22 77.80% 41.27%
Universities 4 29.20% 14 33.30% 28.57%
Western 6 25.00% 8 27.80% 22.22%
Halswell 2 8.30% 9 44.40% 17.46%

    

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Global Game wrote:

Amazing western stayed up having scored just 13 goals in a season. JB stepping aside leaves some big shoes to fill. Any good coaches coming through or right time for clapham? 

Yes the lowest ever total for a club not being relegated in a 21 game season with 20 of their 57 goals conceded coming in the last three rounds. 

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Has there ever been a more successful club coach?

What a legacy he leaves to our very young club. Successes and memories that will live long in our great game.

John Brown: One hell of a sweaty!!

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Having played in the same team as Broonie i'd strongly dispute this. Prick never moved from the centre circle or even broke into a slow jog, Definitely never got sweaty!

"You cannot say that you are happy when you don't win"

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AllWhites82 wrote:

Table Showing Points Rounds 1 - 7, 8 - 14 and 15 - 21

Club 1 - 7 8 - 14 15 - 21 Total
Cashmere Technical 18 18 19 55
Nelson Suburbs 13 15 17 45
Coastal Spirit 14 18 12 44
Ferrymead Bays 7 9 11 27
FC Twenty11 8 6 12 26
Universities 8 5 5 18
Western 3 8 3 14
Halswell United 8 2 1 11

No point in looking at what you have done half way through the season and even worse, shouting about it.

Buckle down and try to get better through to the end of the season.

CTFC, NS, FM, FCT all with stronger last rounds.

All plaudits to Glen and the youngsters from FCT, great first time effort.

Lessons to be learnt.

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Has there ever been a more successful club coach?

What a legacy he leaves to our very young club. Successes and memories that will live long in our great game.

John Brown: One hell of a sweaty!!

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Having played in the same team as Broonie i'd strongly dispute this. Prick never moved from the centre circle or even broke into a slow jog, Definitely never got sweaty!

Cockney colloquialism "Sweaty Sock"
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dannyboys wrote:

free kick celebrators 

Was it a lefty?

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Stats from the Final Round and The Season

1. Nelson Suburbs the first club to go from 3rd to 2nd in the final round

2. The 55 points Cashmere Technical gained equals the most points scored in a season, the same as Suburbs in 2008 and Woolston Technical in 2010

3. Technical reached 250 points in 105 games the fastest club to achieve this milestone

4. Technical's 72 goals was a record in the MPL, previous best was 70 by Bays in 2002 which was a 22 game season

5. Technical's 18 wins equals the most in a season, was same as Woolston Technical in 2010

6. Halswell's 23 goals to the second highest total for a side being relegated, Burnside had highest total of 24 in 2010 

7. Suburbs have now the finish in the runner up positions a record five times, one more than Western.

8. Coastal Spirit and FC Twenty11 have recorded there highest ever finish in MPL.

9. Coastal have now gone from 6th to 5th to 4th to 3rd in the previous four seasons

10. The 295 goals scored this season was a record in an eight team 21 round season, the previous best was 290 in 2007

11. There were 43 Home Wins again a record in an eight team 21 round season, the previous best was 39 in 2007

12  The 12 draws this season was the equal lowest number ever in the MPL

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fred wrote:
VimFuego wrote:
Is that a ha-de-ha post Fred? I'm just checking.

Not known for my sense of humour. Should be a good game. I wish both teams well. 

Nice to see you and Shushy still fronting (as expected). The young wheel tappers and shunters seem to have disappeared as realism arrives.

I have always worked hard to keep realism out of my daily affairs. 

You can ascertain what your opponent is afraid of by observing the means by which he attempts to frighten you



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shushy6 wrote:
fred wrote:
VimFuego wrote:
Is that a ha-de-ha post Fred? I'm just checking.

Not known for my sense of humour. Should be a good game. I wish both teams well. 

Nice to see you and Shushy still fronting (as expected). The young wheel tappers and shunters seem to have disappeared as realism arrives.

I have always worked hard to keep realism out of my daily affairs. 

NOTED !!!

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Hopefully this Table Formats OK, as mentioned in previous post Cashmere Technical became the fastest club to achieve 250 MPL points from 105 so has was a table show the number of current points and MPL games played

Below this o the table shows the Milestone points - 50, 100, etc and the number of games it took to great the milestone. A - means milestone yet to be achieved.

(This table for the eight clubs as at the each of the current MPL clubs, I will post another table for other clubs that have placed i the MPL shortly)

CLUB Cashmere Tech Coastal Spirit FC Twenty11 Ferrymead Bays Halswell Nelson Suburbs Universities Western
Current Points 250 184 48 516 392 545 74 464
Games 105 126 63 297 297 297 85 297
Milestone Points
50 25 32 - 22 24 41 61 27
100 46 76 - 48 53 61 - 63
150 65 111 - 76 82 86 - 86
200 87 - - 97 121 114 - 113
250 105 - - 152 157 133 - 147
300 - - - 179 200 164 - 173
350 - - - 202 240 196 - 214
400 - - - 226 - 222 - 239
450 - - - 257 - 249 - 275
500 - - - 287 - 276 - -
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Part Two

CLUB Avon Utd Burnside Cashmere Wanderers ChCh Technical ChCh United New Brighton Nomads Rangers Richmond Atheltic Woolston Technical Woolston WMC
Points 80 60 13 106 174 88 95 147 18 171 0
Games 94 56 18 76 192 94 234 115 42 98 22
50 40 50 - 40 48 31 35 26 - 35 -
100 - - - 72 99 - 63 59 - 61 -
150 - - - - 150 - 86 - - 83 -
200 - - - - - - 115 - - - -
250 - - - - - - 137 - - - -
300 - - - - - - 187 - - - -
350 - - - - - - - - - - -
400 - - - - - - - - - - -
450 - - - - - - - - - - -
500 - - - - - - - - - - -
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This table shows the average number of points per game for all teams that have played in the MPL - top to bottom.

Cashmere Tech 2.38
Nelson Suburbs 1.84
Woolston Technical 1.74
Ferrymead Bays 1.74
Western 1.56
Coastal Spirit 1.46
Nomads 1.43
ChCh Technical 1.39
Halswell 1.32
Rangers 1.28
Burnside 1.07
New Brighton 0.94
ChCh United 0.91
Universities 0.87
Avon Utd 0.85
FC Twenty11 0.76
Cashmere Wanderers 0.72
Richmond Atheltic 0.43
Woolston WMC 0.00
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And the Final Table from this season showing number of games each team have Scored, FOS - Failed to Score and then CS - Clean Sheets

Team Scored FOS CS
Cashmere Technical 20 1 11
Nelson Suburbs 17 4 7
Coastal Spirit 18 3 11
Ferrymead Bays 15 6 5
FC Twenty11 13 8 3
University 13 8 5
Western 11 10 3
Halswell 15 6 1
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chubby

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Broonie wrote:

chubby

Eeeew! There are children reading!

Kotahitanga. We are one.

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Let the man brag! At his age they don't happen that often...

You can ascertain what your opponent is afraid of by observing the means by which he attempts to frighten you



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shushy6 wrote:

Let the man brag! At his age they don't happen that often...

Experience speaking?

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some absolutely fudgeing useless stats right there , point of complaining these other than to give yourself a handjob?

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VimFuego wrote:
The first post from a championship winning coach is a dig at second place. Well done on all your achievements. #noegghere

Not confirmed second place though Vim....You might well end up further down the ladder the more you talk... 

Ill just leave this here Vim.... 

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fred wrote:
shushy6 wrote:

Let the man brag! At his age they don't happen that often...

Experience speaking?

Impossible. I am not as old as Broonie, and while I may not have quite as many nuts and bolts as he does, mine are in perfect working order. 

You can ascertain what your opponent is afraid of by observing the means by which he attempts to frighten you



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And there we have it. 

Coastal struggling to put the cork back on the champagne bottle, but to be fair I want to thank Coastal for creating such an exciting year. Made the noise and will get the respect of a potential title contender next season.

FC were the team of the season in the end for me. They can only get better from here. 

Tech showing their master class "locally" that was one hell of a strong finish to silence the critics. Experience takes the cake. Would have liked to see them lose for once.

Ferrymead to get the last laugh. GET UP! Super form team going up against bad form team. Perfect timing. I'll Def be watching the final. But I think you will find the final will have triple the spectators then the south island game after. Ain't that the truth. 

Wow about Fred's constant barrage of slagging. I thought I was the dick here. Is that really Fred Simpson? Shambles. Maybe he can be the one to eat his own words next season.

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Wang Chan wrote:

And there we have it. 

Coastal struggling to put the cork back on the champagne bottle, but to be fair I want to thank Coastal for creating such an exciting year. Made the noise and will get the respect of a potential title contender next season.

FC were the team of the season in the end for me. They can only get better from here. 

Tech showing their master class "locally" that was one hell of a strong finish to silence the critics. Experience takes the cake. Would have liked to see them lose for once.

Ferrymead to get the last laugh. GET UP! Super form team going up against bad form team. Perfect timing. I'll Def be watching the final. But I think you will find the final will have triple the spectators then the south island game after. Ain't that the truth. 

Wow about Fred's constant barrage of slagging. I thought I was the dick here. Is that really Fred Simpson? Shambles. Maybe he can be the one to eat his own words next season.

Be careful mate Fred hates to be told tht he is slagging. We'll have to excuse him though he's getting on in age.

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