Central Coast Mariners - Under APL Management

I hope they sign him up. 

So he's utter sharke then.

Didn't see that coming.

From the very beginning this had the makings of a Shakespearian tradgedy. It is going to end in tears even if he gets a contract. Tears of laughter at CCM being so gullible, Tears of laughter at Fox for the over the top wank fest they have made of it. tear for CCM fans for being humiliated.

This made the local CTV news in Northern Ontario.

I've been a sub 10 second man for a while now. Who can be bothered going for 20mins?

I am sure you are discussing solo performances. It's a different story for team sports.

He was on the front page of Friday’s Evening Standard in London too. Also a video on the BBC website entitled ‘Bolt almost scores on debut’ in which he arrived too late at the back post for a tap in. 

Brutal.

Seen that - Can't believe he didn't slide in to score.

Tim Cahill comes out supporting Bolt for A league. FMD.

Maybe Cahill wants a job with Fox Sports...

Rudan's job?

Now Honda (the player) says he would love to play against Bolt. F U C K N H E L L

BOLT from the Blue

Ross McCormack set to join Usain Bolt at Central Coast Mariners

woulda been a good signing. 

See the comedy up close

Circus doing what circus does. Bolt break from training for commercial commitment in France for a week. 

Thanks for clarifying that, thought you meant the car.

Think this will be close to our final squad, although we are still trailing some players as I understand it. To date 25 players, includes 4 visa players and 2 youth team players & 8 coaching staff...

Best side we have had in a while I think, maybe even top six

3 Keepers, ......... Kennedy .. Pearce, Gauci
7 Backs ....... ......Golec, Cissee … Clisby … McGing... Rowles ... Aspropotamitis--- Matthew Millar...
10 Mids ..............Hiariej, McGlinchey … Berry, Melling, Pain... Mario Shabow ..Kekeris … O’Neil... McDonald.. Oar
5 Forwards......... Hoole, .... Gamerio .....Matty S … Jordan Murry... McCormack

Coaching Staff
Head Coach:... Mike Mulvey
Assistant Coach: Nick Montgomery
Assistant Coach: Ray Junna
Goalkeeping Coach: Matt Nash
Head of Performance: Andrew Young
Physiotherapist: David McGinness
Central Coast Mariners Academy Director: Ken Schembri

Kit Manager: Melissa Woods 

Personally I think Melissa Woods is overrated as a kit manager, and don't think they'll make top 6 with her there. I could see Bolt as a decent kit manager, he could run and fetch stuff really fast. Well, one or two things before he'd be knackered, but then I guess Melissa could be subbed in (if she's your only other option)..

Where's the new "Appiah"?? I mean, "Bolt"??

CONFIRMED

Watch LIVE on Fox Sports as @usainbolt and the @CCMariners
take on @SWSFootball at Campbelltown Stadium on October 12.

Coverage on Fox Sports 503 from 7:30pm AEST. pic.twitter.com/i0wvzvHojw

— FOX Sports Football (@FOXFOOTBALL) October 5, 2018

I would be keen to watch if I could. I guess my attitude is exactly why Fox Sports would be backing it.

great marketing 

WeeMac on the score sheet as CCM beat Wollongong Wolves 1-3 in a pre-season game last night.

Sadly one punter wasn't happy with their decision to leave Bolt on the bench

travelled for 2 hours to watch @usainbolt and you didnt even bring him on. Wasted trip thanks

— Youth and asian world football fan (@worldfootyfan) October 5, 2018

Not a surprise that he didn't play given this was a non-televised pre-season friendly.

CCM must be laughing all the way to the bank with the knowledge they can draw in complete suckers like this as long as Bolt is involved.

I suppose you have to tip your hat to them in a financial sense, even if it's fudgeing embarrassing in a football sense.

There have been some donkeys play in the A League... he may be bad, but he may not ultimately be the worst either!

Four ways to follow @usainbolt & @CCMariners' trial match:

1⃣ Watch on Fox Sports 503 from 7:30pm AEST.
2⃣ Live stream on the My Football Live app.
3⃣ If you're outside Australia, live stream in 192 territories.
4⃣ Follow in our live blog.

Details: https://t.co/H3buvFVl9b

— Hyundai A-League (@ALeague) October 12, 2018

Sadly NZ isn't one of those 192 places, so will have to look for a dodgy stream to see Bolt in action tonight

Can't find a dodgy stream. Apparently Bolt got kicked in the nuts, 

Saying Bolt is a footballer is akin to calling Lady GaGa takented!

Bolt scores! Decent goal too.

https://twitter.com/i/status/1050685727774670849

lady Gaga is decent in that movie apparently... I haven't seen it, it has lady Gaga in it.

Lady Gaga is awesome. That is all.

Anyone know how much time Bolt got?

He started and they took him off after 75 minutes.

9.58 seconds