Contracted Players - Return of the Long Pins

Looking forward to Mandi's announcement photo now. 

They even managed to edit it out in the video version 

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Mandi annoucned

Hopefully he can hablar muy bueno Ingles.

It's called motion tracking - everyone knows it's easier to video someone in a toilet then remove the toilet than video them in any other corner.

I guess we'll know for sure if someone can leak the video raw footage.

I love this club. 

While #toiletgate needs to be invested by some of our finest minds, it's not going to take a genius to work out what the chant for our new DM is going to be.

Sooo...

Kurto

Aus RB/Fenton -- Fox -- Taylor (c) -- Doyle

Kopa -- Mandi

Nichols -- Singh -- Burns/Williams

Krishna

Bench: Sail, Cacace, Williams/Burns, Dura/Aus RB/Fenton

No surprise as Mandi is announced on a 1 year deal https://www.wellingtonphoenix.com/news/wellington-...

Checked out is Instagram, his wag is an absolute babe

That's why he only signed for a year.

@MrsSmeltzSyndrome

You're taking the piss, right?

Taking a look at Mandi's latest Instagram post, where he says he'll defend the Wellington colours until the death, it's pretty obvious he's not lacking commitment. Exactly what we need in the post Vidosic era

Looks like Barry Manilow is about to make a comeback..."Mandy" about to be re-released? (You Tube it)

I like the look of both these players. I feel like we have got a decent squad that could form the basis of an improved and respected presence in the league. We're not going to be top 4 but assuming nothing else calamitous happens to this club, we can be top 6. Pray to the football gods!

I'm sure that the toilets at our club at our club are not flash, so obviously a lot of time and planning went into this. Patrick next time you are asking demanding questions from David, can you ask him what the crap was going on?

The poor guy looks unhappy and constipated and I would be as well

Perfect picture for a caption contest!

How many short of the minimum are we now?

Another on wednesday apparently...

press conference yet?

Wednesday middle of the day.

So, are we expecting announcement Number Two?

#craptoiletjokes

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How much does Reuben Way?

https://www.wellingtonphoenix.com/news/wellington-...

Wellington Phoenix are excited to announce the signing of both 17-year old, Callan Elliot and 28-year old, experienced full back, Reuben Way.

Just enough to take us to the minimum squad size

I put Elliot as a CM since Ifill reckons he was just filling in at LB for the NZ u20s. Really could use another option up front and for the love of god Rudan, please find a RB to sign.

Elliot is a RM. Just because Ifill said he's not a LB doesn't mean he's a CM.

Was it just me or did Way come across as a massive tw@t in that full press conference video?

super harsh guys 

Practice your lyrics troops.

Sex Pistols version please

mate these are fans that are promoting a Barry Manilow song for one of the players, they wouldn;t have a clue who the sex pistols are!!!!

Me first and the gimme gimmes version of mandy as well.

Never mind the Bollox, God save the Queen was brilliant.

Fixed ?

How long are Eliot's and Ways contracts?