Yeah those articles could kill those sitting on the fence.
Football United - July 2014 West Ham and Newcastle visit
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When you see the ugly coffee mug $20 gets you from there all of a sudden $40 for PPV seems like a steal.
$70 for a Newcastle shirt seems like a good deal though if you're into that sort of thing
Last Season's Toon shirts on sale for 11 GBP from club site, as opposed to the shirts from a couple of seasons ago, being sold for $70 on LQ. If you're into that sort of thing
Agree about the shirt, I think it would have been much better to have the Phoenix vs West Ham and Phoenix vs Newcastle polo shirts and scarves.
Tickets? Tickets? We talkin’ about tickets?
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I reckon this one is quite nice, well apart from the Football United logo. Maybe a white version would make for a pretty decent away kit also.
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And the Phoenix find the only possible way for me to feel less excited about the double header:
English Premier League teams and fans will be treated to a true taste of Kiwi when New Zealand entertainers, The Topp Twins host the Football United Tour’s double –header at Wellington’s Westpac Stadium on July 26th
http://www.footballaustralia.com.au/wellingtonphoe...
The cringe will be running high:
"The twins, Linda and Jools will be in their “Ken & Ken” characters as well as “Camp Mother and Camp Leader” as they conduct spot interviews, sing to the crowd and provide an alternative ‘commentary’ to the ‘beautiful game”."
Yellow Fever - Misery loves company
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And the Phoenix find the only possible way for me to feel less excited about the double header:
English Premier League teams and fans will be treated to a true taste of Kiwi when New Zealand entertainers, The Topp Twins host the Football United Tour’s double –header at Wellington’s Westpac Stadium on July 26th
http://www.footballaustralia.com.au/wellingtonphoe...
The cringe will be running high:
"The twins, Linda and Jools will be in their “Ken & Ken” characters as well as “Camp Mother and Camp Leader” as they conduct spot interviews, sing to the crowd and provide an alternative ‘commentary’ to the ‘beautiful game”."
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And the Phoenix find the only possible way for me to feel less excited about the double header:
English Premier League teams and fans will be treated to a true taste of Kiwi when New Zealand entertainers, The Topp Twins host the Football United Tour’s double –header at Wellington’s Westpac Stadium on July 26th
http://www.footballaustralia.com.au/wellingtonphoe...
The cringe will be running high:
"The twins, Linda and Jools will be in their “Ken & Ken” characters as well as “Camp Mother and Camp Leader” as they conduct spot interviews, sing to the crowd and provide an alternative ‘commentary’ to the ‘beautiful game”."
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And the Phoenix find the only possible way for me to feel less excited about the double header:
English Premier League teams and fans will be treated to a true taste of Kiwi when New Zealand entertainers, The Topp Twins host the Football United Tour’s double –header at Wellington’s Westpac Stadium on July 26th
http://www.footballaustralia.com.au/wellingtonphoe...
The cringe will be running high:
"The twins, Linda and Jools will be in their “Ken & Ken” characters as well as “Camp Mother and Camp Leader” as they conduct spot interviews, sing to the crowd and provide an alternative ‘commentary’ to the ‘beautiful game”."
You are kidding me right? If these people are there singing and talking during the game or even before it, then I will be out of there
???
"Phoenix till they lose"
Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion.
Genuine opinion: FTFFA
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this really is a horrendous polo shirt
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Thank god people are buying tickets for the football rather than the presenters.
can't wait to hear about their views on sokka games, will probably end the show with 'pick up the ball and run with it'.
yung thug
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And the Phoenix find the only possible way for me to feel less excited about the double header:
English Premier League teams and fans will be treated to a true taste of Kiwi when New Zealand entertainers, The Topp Twins host the Football United Tour’s double –header at Wellington’s Westpac Stadium on July 26th
http://www.footballaustralia.com.au/wellingtonphoe...
The cringe will be running high:
"The twins, Linda and Jools will be in their “Ken & Ken” characters as well as “Camp Mother and Camp Leader” as they conduct spot interviews, sing to the crowd and provide an alternative ‘commentary’ to the ‘beautiful game”."
You are kidding me right? If these people are there singing and talking during the game or even before it, then I will be out of there
???
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Will be watching the football. Don't care what goes on around it. Could have Dane Rumble for all I care.
"Phoenix till they lose"
Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion.
Genuine opinion: FTFFA
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Will be watching the football. Don't care what goes on around it. Could have Dane Rumble for all I care.
pls dont say that, they might catch wind...
yung thug
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I can't believe that someone somewhere went 'Thats a great idea!' and then others got onboard with it.
Grumpy old bastard alert
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Anyone > Topp Twins. And it could even be nufc showing us his school uniform collection for all I care.
Grumpy old bastard alert
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You can shove your yodelling up your arse.
Yellow Fever - Misery loves company
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I'd pay the ticket price and then some to not have the Topp Twins there.
I used to work in a CD and DVD store and I don't think the middle-aged, middle-NZ women who were by far and away the biggest buyers of their DVDs off us are the Nix's target market at all.
Needs more Jeremy Wells...
People like Coldplay and voted for the Nazis. You can't trust people.
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We could just drown them out with a 30 minute marathon of "Who are Ya"
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I'd pay the ticket price and then some to not have the Topp Twins there.
I used to work in a CD and DVD store and I don't think the middle-aged, middle-NZ women who were by far and away the biggest buyers of their DVDs off us are the Nix's target market at all.
Needs more Jeremy Wells...
Grumpy old bastard alert
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Just in case any tourists from the UK or the West Island are in any doubt that NZ is stuck in the 70's, we're gonna roll out the Topp Twins just to ram the point home.
If we have a #PhoenixFacepalm award at next years #YFhui - this is entry numero uno!
E + R + O
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Did they do any market research into this at all? Seriously?
People like Coldplay and voted for the Nazis. You can't trust people.
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We could just drown them out with a 30 minute marathon of "Who are Ya"
Im all for it
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Just in case any tourists from the UK or the West Island are in any doubt that NZ is stuck in the 70's, we're gonna roll out the Topp Twins just to ram the point home.
What's the problem? Not a huge fan of their work, but New Zealand football has a big gay woman contingent, like whatsername who just got the country's first gay divorce.
Ramming liberal dribble down your throat since 2009
This forum needs less angst and more Kate Bush threads
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I can't believe that someone somewhere went 'Thats a great idea!' and then others got onboard with it.
It's a cunning plan. Have them "perform" between games and they will sell a lot more food and beverages as everyone makes their way to the concourse.
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Who doesn't go to a major football game because of the off-field entertainment?
#craftbeerforall
"Phoenix till they lose"
Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion.
Genuine opinion: FTFFA
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Just in case any tourists from the UK or the West Island are in any doubt that NZ is stuck in the 70's, we're gonna roll out the Topp Twins just to ram the point home.
What's the problem? Not a huge fan of their work, but New Zealand football has a big gay woman contingent, like whatsername who just got the country's first gay divorce.
People like Coldplay and voted for the Nazis. You can't trust people.
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Literally any C-D class NZ celeb would be better. Name worse. Go on.
Fuck this stupid game
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How the hell do the Top Twins fit with promoting the vibrant sport that is Football???
New Zealand has been plagued by very unfunny comics/comedy shows for years now. From the Top Twins and Billy T to that good awful 7 days, Bro town (f*cking awful, eye-gouging material).
So yeah we are not awash with talent but christ there are some bright lights, our own Mr Moore, Flight of the Conchords, etc. I would rather they had looked at Joseph or some of his peers, (think he might still be in Scotland though), then trawling out the horribly dated Top Twins.
How to make us look like and even worst bunch of friggin yokels.
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I guess Gareth thinks he is entertaining the Phoenix pathetic and unsophisticated yokel fans.
Allegedly
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I can't believe that someone somewhere went 'Thats a great idea!' and then others got onboard with it.
It's a cunning plan. Have them "perform" between games and they will sell a lot more food and beverages as everyone makes their way to New World and then home..
fixed
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Literally any C-D class NZ celeb would be better. Name worse. Go on.
Kim Dotcom.
Yellow Fever - Misery loves company
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Just in case any tourists from the UK or the West Island are in any doubt that NZ is stuck in the 70's, we're gonna roll out the Topp Twins just to ram the point home.
What's the problem? Not a huge fan of their work, but New Zealand football has a big gay woman contingent, like whatsername who just got the country's first gay divorce.
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Just in case any tourists from the UK or the West Island are in any doubt that NZ is stuck in the 70's, we're gonna roll out the Topp Twins just to ram the point home.
What's the problem? Not a huge fan of their work, but New Zealand football has a big gay woman contingent, like whatsername who just got the country's first gay divorce.
I think Doloras was being sarky.
Jeez how bad is this? Sort of puts the whole Active Supporters Zone into some sort of perspective....
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Anyone > Topp Twins. And it could even be nufc showing us his school uniform collection for all I care.
Could we have dhall2511 telling us the next 20 years of fixtures that the All Whites should arrange?
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Just in case any tourists from the UK or the West Island are in any doubt that NZ is stuck in the 70's, we're gonna roll out the Topp Twins just to ram the point home.
What's the problem? Not a huge fan of their work, but New Zealand football has a big gay woman contingent, like whatsername who just got the country's first gay divorce.
Apparently I'm apathetic, but I couldn't care less.
"Being a Partick Thistle fan sets you apart. It means youre a free thinker. It also means your team has no money." Tim Luckhurst, The Independent, 4th December 2003
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