To be fair I only read the top part of the post given the story was fairly obvious and just hit quote.
Kiwis are particularly prone to being conned by farcical "foreign experts" and local charlatans.
I'm originally from Nelson and a decade ago even the supposedly highly qualified American woman who was Chief Psychiatrist for the Nelson region was exposed as a male Polish illegal immigrant to the US who'd had a sex change who'd faked all his/her psychiatric qualifications and got away with it in NZ for years (also so bizarre it was hilarious in my book...)
People are taking the Serepisos situation a bit too seriously, so thought a humorous true story from a similar but strange parallel universe of failed football backers might be good...
Big Pete 65, Christchurch