This won't last long, but quality work from someone. Read the
last few paragraphs.
Wikipedia wrote:
Joel Griffiths (born August 21, 1979) is an Australian football
(soccer) player. A right sided attacking midfielder, he currently
plays for Newcastle United Jets in his native Australia. He made
this transfer on July 31st 2006 for an undisclosed fee after a
brief spell in England with Leeds United, having signed from Swiss
club Neuchatel Xamax on January 17, 2006. He only managed two
substitute appearances for Leeds, it is rumored that he did not
have a good relationship with the manager at Leeds.[citation
needed]
His previous clubs were Sydney United, Parramatta Power and
Newcastle United in the now defunct NSL. He represented Australia
at the FIFA World Youth Championship in Nigeria in 1999. Griffiths
made his debut for the full national team on October 9, 2005
against Jamaica, scoring a goal before celebrating by hopping up
and down like a Kangaroo. This was Australia's final warm up match
before their World Cup qualifier playoff match against Uruguay.
Many suggest that Joel would have played in this famous match had
it not been for his falling out with the Leeds manager, which cost
him match time.[citation needed] This also impacted on his chances
of playing in the 2006 FIFA World Cup, which Australia qualified
for after beating Uruguay on penalties.[citation needed]
His twin brother Adam also plays for the Newcastle Jets.
In a recent derby against the Central Coast Mariners, this oxygen
thieving piece of sh*t proved what a low life scummer he really is
by punching an assistant referee in the groin, after a decision did
not go his way. No further action was taken by Uncle Frank and the
spineless dicks at the FFA.
Joel Griffiths continued existence in this Universe serves to prove
the fact that there is no justice in the world.
Griffiths will be punched in the balls by many people in the
future, so that they may have an opportunity to get off scot free,
whilst at the same time yelling "like that, bitch?" in his
face.
Joel Griffiths currently resides in Dickheadville, Scumtown. He
breathes coal dust on a daily basis, which has clearly already
addled his feeble brain and his possession of a Squadron scarf only
continues to serve as proof, that he is a dickhead.