Wellington Phoenix Men

sh*t team, sh*t pitch, sh*t crowd

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almost 13 years ago

Win and they will come



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almost 13 years ago

Jeff Vader wrote:

NZ are one of those populations where they only turn up or give a shit if the team is winning. Warriors crowd, Vector Arena crowds for the Breakers, 2002 Tall Blacks.

 

Get the results and the rest will follow. That's pretty much a given.

This isn't specifically about the crowd size, more the atmosphere

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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almost 13 years ago

terminator_x wrote:

Mad photoshop skillz


I cannot take all the creditz, I just found the picture on the Internetz

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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almost 13 years ago

Frankie Mac wrote:

fuck it - compulsory 3 turbo shandies each half for everyone in the fever zone.

 


 


Hahaha brilliant, I'm in! May just have to do 6 before the game instead.
#warmupofchampions
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almost 13 years ago

Frankie Mac wrote:

Jeff Vader wrote:

NZ are one of those populations where they only turn up or give a shit if the team is winning. Warriors crowd, Vector Arena crowds for the Breakers, 2002 Tall Blacks.

 

Get the results and the rest will follow. That's pretty much a given.

This isn't specifically about the crowd size, more the atmosphere

No I agree with you. As Lisa Simpson said (and Patrick indirectly) correlation does not equal causation. I.e allow me to sell you this tiger repelling rock. I can tell you that it works, because you don't see any tigers around do you.

Grumpy old bastard alert

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almost 13 years ago

 Quality scene.

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almost 13 years ago

Frankie Mac wrote:

terminator_x wrote:

Mad photoshop skillz


I cannot take all the creditz, I just found the picture on the Internetz


That's awesome. What the fuck did you search to get that in the results?

There probably is a strong correlation between getting boozed and a good atmosphere. Do we need more night games?


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almost 13 years ago

Joint development of Newtown Park here we come!


Yellow Fever - Misery loves company

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almost 13 years ago

patrick478 wrote:

Joint development of Newtown Park here we come!

Hutt Park would be easier to get too for more people, I'm sure.
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over 12 years ago

Last day at the ROF today after five years of shit pitches!

Fuck this stupid game

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over 12 years ago
TopLeft07 wrote:

Last day at the ROF today after five years of shit pitches!

don't forget to take your sticky grass with you!

(PS the ground always looks immaculate, the ground staff always do a great job)
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over 12 years ago
TopLeft07 wrote:

Last day at the ROF today after five years of shit pitches!

Best of luck up nth TL - luv ya work!
E + R + O

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over 12 years ago
TopLeft07 wrote:

Last day at the ROF today after five years of shit pitches!

don't forget to take your sticky grass with you!

(PS the ground always looks immaculate, the ground staff always do a great job)

Agreed. If it was in a rectangular stadium, would be perfect.

a.haak

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over 12 years ago

What you going to do now TopLeft? Dream job? Lords? Fenway Park?

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over 12 years ago

Eden Park.

Best wishes for your move oop North TL. 

Remember your roots and try not to wear blue!


 

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion. 

Genuine opinion: FTFFA

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over 12 years ago

Cheers guys.

Yep up to The Garden for a new challenge. Gonna miss the Nix season but on the bright side I got given a signed stripey for a leaving gift.

Fuck this stupid game

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over 12 years ago

Well done sir, enjoy the new job


Must say I'm rather gutted, you've been a great inside info source - I hope logging into YF was included in the job description for any prospective replacement...

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over 12 years ago

Yeah gonna miss being involved with Nix/Westpac stuff but hopefully I can still contribute in some way on here.

Fuck this stupid game

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over 12 years ago

Will miss your insider's info and updates on the goings-on at the RoF TopLeft07.It's been invaluable over the last few seasons

 All the best up north. Hope you come down for the odd pitch inspection occasionally when the Nix are at the RoF  ;-)



  Improving,,on the up, a work in progress from Italiano and the Nix. Bring on the bathroom bling in '24! COYN!

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over 12 years ago · edited over 12 years ago · History
TopLeft07 wrote:

Yeah gonna miss being involved with Nix/Westpac stuff but hopefully I can still contribute in some way on here.


Sorry, now you have no inside-info you are barred from posting on this forum. :(


Seriously, always did a great job on the pitch. Good luck up in Aucks.

a.haak

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over 12 years ago


Drop in pitch

Oi Oi Edgecumbe... lets have a clean sheet

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over 12 years ago

All the best mate.

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about 12 years ago


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about 12 years ago

Yet again. Ridiculous given some of the pitches we've seen at certain grounds this season. 


Allegedly

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about 12 years ago

How on earth are we a whole point behind Heart? Need more flares and king-hit punches I think.


Yellow Fever - Misery loves company

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about 12 years ago

They have a better stadium to work with.

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about 12 years ago · edited about 12 years ago · History

Didn't we talk about this issue like what, a year ago? We're stuck with Westpac Stadium, and constant views during broadcasts of empty swathes of seats. Obviously we can't get a smaller ground developed for the Nix, even if Newton Park was discussed.

Gold Coast used to have the same problem, till Clive Palmer started shutting down half of the ground.

Actually, getting outplayed quite a bit these days

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about 12 years ago

Rubbish pitch. Totally gone down hill since last season.

Fuck this stupid game

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about 12 years ago · edited about 12 years ago · History
TopLeft07 wrote:

Rubbish pitch. Totally gone down hill since last season.

Ha !  So the Nix won't know themselves on that top notch pitch you've got sorted for them next month, right TopLeft07?   ;-)


  Improving,,on the up, a work in progress from Italiano and the Nix. Bring on the bathroom bling in '24! COYN!

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about 12 years ago

who do they ask for these ratings? the players? coaches? fans? I honestly cannot see how the ground at the stadium consistantly rats lower than any of the others - our deck is never overly dry, rarely flooded.....atmosphere I can kind of understand.

Queenslander 3x a year.

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about 12 years ago

team captains i think

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion. 

Genuine opinion: FTFFA

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about 12 years ago

RG they will almost be playing on a cricket field up here minus the drop in wicket which won't be the end of the world but we don't really get the chance to try produce a 'perfect' football pitch for our once-a-year game. But that's stadium scheduling for you. At least it's not a concert two days before

Fuck this stupid game

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about 12 years ago
theprof wrote:

who do they ask for these ratings? the players? coaches? fans? I honestly cannot see how the ground at the stadium consistantly rats lower than any of the others - our deck is never overly dry, rarely flooded.....atmosphere I can kind of understand.

Well its actually rated better than suncorp and newcastle this season. I got the impression that a lot of the Australian teams want to play on really, really short grass.
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about 12 years ago

Suncorp has been declining in quality since the floods.

By nature the australian pitches are quicker - couch and rye grass combo + firmer. The 'sticky' comments made recently are probably reference to the dense rye grass cover at westpac (good for rugby). Its funny that they are watering it now though - in the past he told the nix it was impossible but fifa flexed their muscles for the mexico game and now the nix are benefitting from that.

Fuck this stupid game

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about 12 years ago

TopLeft07, can you please explain why the pitch sprinklers are put on about half an hour before kickoff. What is the purpose of that?

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about 12 years ago

Captain of the away team gets to vote AFAIK. This always plays into the hands of the cities with a derby and/or multiple teams.

Am I HardNews in disguise?

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about 12 years ago

G4L it's to speed up the surface. It actually has quite a significant effect on the pace of the game. The same process is done all over the world. Westpac has a slower surface than the australian pitches when its dry

Fuck this stupid game

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about 12 years ago

I reckon it's to maximise the effects of the wind as well, to fool oppo keepers and defenders .... swirl, skid, goal

Oi Oi Edgecumbe... lets have a clean sheet

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