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Transfer Conjecture (was Durante + Phillips)

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The FC in Newcastle Jets FC stands for Fisting Club!

"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

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Stevo wrote:
Porter.  Talk about a name that conveys many meanings.
 
Jag wrote:
Greek-Boi wrote:
but are they? hopefully porter isnt another brownlie
 
...another Elrich maybe
 
So what are you saying?  Injury baggage?  Will the team have to carry him?
 
Personally, I hope he'll give the boys a lift.
 
As long as he doesn't upset the apple cart.
 
And I hope it doesn't all end with being shown the door.
 
FFS.
 
'Spose you're right. In cases like these, you just have to wait and see.

Apparently I'm apathetic, but I couldn't care less.

"Being a Partick Thistle fan sets you apart. It means youre a free thinker. It also means your team has no money." Tim Luckhurst, The Independent, 4th December 2003

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Stevo wrote:
Porter.  Talk about a name that conveys many meanings.
 
Jag wrote:
Greek-Boi wrote:
but are they? hopefully porter isnt another brownlie
 
...another Elrich maybe
 
So what are you saying?  Injury baggage?  Will the team have to carry him?
 
Personally, I hope he'll give the boys a lift.
 
As long as he doesn't upset the apple cart.
 
And I hope it doesn't all end with being shown the door.
 
FFS.
 
He's a bit of a Journeyman.
 
Would be great for Away Matches though

"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

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Dino Djulbic and Danny Allsopp trial new Hands Free Surf Rescue techniques!

"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

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"Shock at first ever Australian Siamese twins to play in the A league"

Apparently I'm apathetic, but I couldn't care less.

"Being a Partick Thistle fan sets you apart. It means youre a free thinker. It also means your team has no money." Tim Luckhurst, The Independent, 4th December 2003

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Any while we're on the topic of "Footballers with Disabilities"...

"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

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Is being fat and useless a disability? I might score a parking space at work then!

Apparently I'm apathetic, but I couldn't care less.

"Being a Partick Thistle fan sets you apart. It means youre a free thinker. It also means your team has no money." Tim Luckhurst, The Independent, 4th December 2003

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A rare piece of Gareth Ainsworth Memorabilia on eBay.
 
(When he had two arms!)
 

"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

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I'm disappointed. Thouight it was going to be a signed hand.

Apparently I'm apathetic, but I couldn't care less.

"Being a Partick Thistle fan sets you apart. It means youre a free thinker. It also means your team has no money." Tim Luckhurst, The Independent, 4th December 2003

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News Flash:
 
"QPR send Ainsworth home from Pre-Season Tour of Australia"

"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

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Aaaargh! Almost choked on my coffee.  That's the best one yet

Apparently I'm apathetic, but I couldn't care less.

"Being a Partick Thistle fan sets you apart. It means youre a free thinker. It also means your team has no money." Tim Luckhurst, The Independent, 4th December 2003

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News Flash:
 
"Woman Disapointed with eBay purchase"

"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

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That e-bay listing.  Comedy gold!!!!  Ainsworth - looks a right f**king character.   
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C-Diddy wrote:
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
News Flash:
 
"QPR send Ainsworth home from Pre-Season Tour of Australia"
 
Don't believe this story people, it's a Croc!
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Jag wrote:
 
 
Can't believe we've managed to stretch this thread out over 21 pages...

"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

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C-Diddy wrote:
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
News Flash:
 
"QPR send Ainsworth home from Pre-Season Tour of Australia"
 
Get me to a hospital, and make it snappy
 
p.s. Wanna buy a watch?

Apparently I'm apathetic, but I couldn't care less.

"Being a Partick Thistle fan sets you apart. It means youre a free thinker. It also means your team has no money." Tim Luckhurst, The Independent, 4th December 2003

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G. Ainsworth wrote:
C-Diddy wrote:
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
News Flash:
 
"QPR send Ainsworth home from Pre-Season Tour of Australia"
 
Don't believe this story people, it's a Croc!
 
Yeah it looks like it might be a bit of a stich up job
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Jag wrote:
C-Diddy wrote:
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
News Flash:
 
"QPR send Ainsworth home from Pre-Season Tour of Australia"
 
Get me to a hospital, and make it snappy
 
p.s. Wanna buy a watch?
 
It was only a matter of time  before someone asked that...
C-Diddy2008-01-15 14:55:20

"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

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C-Diddy wrote:
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
News Flash:
 
"QPR send Ainsworth home from Pre-Season Tour of Australia"
 
Sign up the Croc. He looks like he would make some crunching tackles
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This thread is getting toothless... DKP222008-01-15 15:06:28
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Maggot wrote:
C-Diddy wrote:
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
News Flash:
 
"QPR send Ainsworth home from Pre-Season Tour of Australia"
 
Sign up the Croc. He looks like he would make some crunching tackles


We'll have to be quick - rumour has it Newcastle are trying to snap him up themselves!

Imagine, a Crocodile playing football in the Hunter Valley. I don't like the sound of that one bit.
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Oh dear robb...
 
Lacking a little bit of bite there.
DKP222008-01-15 15:06:48
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robbwatson wrote:
Maggot wrote:
C-Diddy wrote:
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
News Flash:
 
"QPR send Ainsworth home from Pre-Season Tour of Australia"
 
Sign up the Croc. He looks like he would make some crunching tackles


We'll have to be quick - rumour has it Newcastle are trying to snap him up themselves!

Imagine, a Crocodile playing football in the Hunter Valley. I don't like the sound of that one bit.
 
You're right. Most Novocastrians are are a little detached from society. Quite a few are still living off severence payouts from the closure of BHP. You should always approach Novocastrians with caution. Better still keep them at Arms Length!

"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

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Whoever the croc plays for, I bet he's chomping at the bit to get on the field.
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DKP22 wrote:
Whoever the croc plays for, I bet he's chomping at the bit to get on the field.
 
Yes, even though he is quite long in the tooth he would certainly sharpen up the defence of most teams.
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All this is very snappy, but it's bringing a tear to my eye.  Can we try and get a grip on the point here and stop trying to take this thread for a death roll.

How's my driving? - Whine here

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I reckon this thread is swimming along nicely.
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there is always one or two sharks out there trying to steal the show.

Queenslander 3x a year.

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DKP22 You'd better take some advice from Lonegunmen and grab your vest! C-Diddy2008-01-15 15:32:06

"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

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I wonder how many people are pained by this thread?
 
No one has clamped down on it though.
 
It looks like they've loosened up.
 
But when will they adhere to the rules and lock this thread?
Stevo2008-01-15 15:40:29
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I'm really surprised that the mods haven't boned this thread yet! C-Diddy2008-01-15 15:33:44

"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

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Stevo wrote:
 But when will they adhere to the rules and lock this thread?
 
You ask some key questions there Stevo.
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you've been warned 

there's certainly a bit of summer leniency being displayed by News i reckon
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Have we all travelled a Bridge too far?

"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

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We've certainly crossed the line here. DKP222008-01-15 15:36:23
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Hopefully we haven't bitten off more than we can chew...
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Indeed.   /thread, I win.
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Nestling wrote:
Indeed.   /thread, I win.
 
...?
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If ever this thread needed a bridge over troubled waters.  It's now. 
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Now fellas, no crocodile tears. I always knew this thread would have a sting in the tail....

Apparently I'm apathetic, but I couldn't care less.

"Being a Partick Thistle fan sets you apart. It means youre a free thinker. It also means your team has no money." Tim Luckhurst, The Independent, 4th December 2003

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