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What would you do??????

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about 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Doloras wrote:
Cosimo wrote:

Seriously though, just let his GF go to town on you and he can watch.


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Cosimo wrote:
Doloras wrote:
Cosimo wrote:

Not really, I just like giving guys handjobs
We want you as a new recruit.


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I take offence to that�bizarre insinuation


I'M NOT HEARING A NO

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Cosimo wrote:
Jag wrote:
Doloras wrote:
Cosimo wrote:
Doloras wrote:
Maybe we should get a marcorojaspleasestaywiththenix.com website, all pretty, where we can post our anguished pleas and perhaps melt the hearts of both Rodi Rojas and whoever's doing the negotiating on the Nix's side.


 

 

I wonder if he likes handjobs...


I am almost old enough to be Marco's mum. That would be wrong on every level. Also he has a hot gf who might take exception.

I'll give him a cupcake and a head-rub, how's that.   
 
***Waits patiently for Cosimo's response***
 
QUIET PLEASE
 
Ahem...I thought you, ah, didn't , um want to give *scratches back of neck* him a ah *blushes* handjob
 
*golf clap* 
 
Seriously though, just let his GF go to town on you and he can watch.

PAX 34,567
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Tegal wrote:
He probably has bigger sights than moving to a team that has a better chance of winning the A league though.
 
It'd be all about whats best for his development
 
Agreed.
 
The Blackburn/Man Utd analogy is not really valid since the A-League & ACL and EPL & Champions League are world's apart.
 
Plus the fact Man Utd would be paying rather more than Blackburn whereas I doubt Brisbane would be paying SO much more than us.
 
Rojas should be sensible, stay one more season, and leave as a hero.
 
Or, he can go now, be disliked and barely remembered.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qe_B5CzbTJo - Caceres winning penalty v Perth - footage from the Fever Zone

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about 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
AJ13 wrote:
Cosimo wrote:
Jag wrote:
Doloras wrote:
Cosimo wrote:
Doloras wrote:
Maybe we should get a marcorojaspleasestaywiththenix.com website, all pretty, where we can post our anguished pleas and perhaps melt the hearts of both Rodi Rojas and whoever's doing the negotiating on the Nix's side.


 

 

I wonder if he likes handjobs...


I am almost old enough to be Marco's mum. That would be wrong on every level. Also he has a hot gf who might take exception.

I'll give him a cupcake and a head-rub, how's that.   
 
***Waits patiently for Cosimo's response***
 
QUIET PLEASE
 
Ahem...I thought you, ah, didn't , um want to give *scratches back of neck* him a ah *blushes* handjob
 
*golf clap* 
 
Seriously though, just let his GF go to town on you and he can watch.

PAX 34,567
 

Apparently I'm apathetic, but I couldn't care less.

"Being a Partick Thistle fan sets you apart. It means youre a free thinker. It also means your team has no money." Tim Luckhurst, The Independent, 4th December 2003

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about 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
AJ13 wrote:
Cosimo wrote:
Jag wrote:
Doloras wrote:
Cosimo wrote:
Doloras wrote:
Maybe we should get a marcorojaspleasestaywiththenix.com website, all pretty, where we can post our anguished pleas and perhaps melt the hearts of both Rodi Rojas and whoever's doing the negotiating on the Nix's side.


 

 

I wonder if he likes handjobs...


I am almost old enough to be Marco's mum. That would be wrong on every level. Also he has a hot gf who might take exception.

I'll give him a cupcake and a head-rub, how's that.   
 
***Waits patiently for Cosimo's response***
 
QUIET PLEASE
 
Ahem...I thought you, ah, didn't , um want to give *scratches back of neck* him a ah *blushes* handjob
 
*golf clap* 
 
Seriously though, just let his GF go to town on you and he can watch.

PAX 34,567
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about 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
So many laughs in one day.
Good work.
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about 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
And here was I thinking I would need to make an apology for derailing threads with saucy banter...

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about 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
getting back on topic,
 
personally if I was a 19 year old with Marco's obvious talent - I'd seriously considering staying....I've tried age group stuff and not made a huge impression on larger clubs, the nix have given me my chance and I've had success. The crowd loves me, the club wants me and really needs me, so I get the chance to be the star. I think nI'd sign for 2 years, I'll be 21, hopefully I've made a huge impression and we've made the finals in that time.....then I start asking for some big money or I'll go to a bigger club.

Queenslander 3x a year.

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about 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Doloras wrote:
And here was I thinking I would need to make an apology for derailing threads with saucy banter...

Erm, ok... once we've all picked ourselves up off the floor and wiped away the drool

PAX: 34,567... priceless
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about 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
theprof wrote:
getting back on topic,
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personally if I was a 19 year old with Marco's obvious talent - I'd seriously considering staying....I've tried age group stuff and not made a huge impression on larger clubs, the nix have given me my chance and I've had success. The crowd loves me, the club wants me and really needs me, so I get the chance to be the star. I think nI'd sign for 2 years, I'll be 21, hopefully I've made a huge impression and we've made the finals in that time.....then I start asking for some big money or I'll go to a bigger club.


As I said earlier, there are good points for staying and also for going.
You have given you side and it is a good reason to stay.

If you are old and wise you were probably young and stupid

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I-I-Iffy wrote:
Doloras wrote:
And here was I thinking I would need to make an apology for derailing threads with saucy banter... [/QUOTE]
Erm, ok... once we've all picked ourselves up off the floor and wiped away the drool

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[Quote=Radio Commentary from Radio Sport...]
 
Chotey: "Piney, i'm gonna lie down. You talk us through it" 
Jason Pine: "Rojas...Shoots...SCORES! Wetpatch Stadium erupts with ecstacy! He runs straight to the Yellow Fever to Celebrate before having a little nap."
Chotey: "Piney! Piney! This place is packed with drama!" Are we gonna call another stunner? C'mon Marco!"
 
 
C-Diddy2011-02-15 19:48:32

"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

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about 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
If I was Marco I'd be staying (after reading this thread).


"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion. 

Genuine opinion: FTFFA

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If I was Marco I would sit my Dad down, look him in the eye and say "you know I love you Dad, and I appreciate everything you've done for me, but all I really want to do is... dance".


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terminator_x wrote:
If I was Marco I would sit my Dad down, look him in the eye and say "you know I love you Dad, and I appreciate everything you've done for me, but all I really want to do is... dance".


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about 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
If I were marco reading this, I would be getting excited about the prospect of both my hot girlfriend and Doloras going at with me 'tagging along'...
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about 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
tpmyhill wrote:
If I were marco reading this, I would be getting excited about the prospect of both my hot girlfriend and Doloras going at with me 'tagging along'...
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Well, let's not get over-excited. I could be very ugly, for all you know. (That's not me in the avatar, it's Hope Solo.)

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about 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Doloras wrote:
tpmyhill wrote:
If I were marco reading this, I would be getting excited about the prospect of both my hot girlfriend and Doloras going at with me 'tagging along'...
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Well, let's not get over-excited. I could be very ugly, for all you know. (That's not me in the avatar, it's Hope Solo.)
 
No, that's you in the avatar, what's ejaculated cannot be unejaculated
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about 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Cosimo wrote:
Doloras wrote:
tpmyhill wrote:
If I were marco reading this, I would be getting excited about the prospect of both my hot girlfriend and Doloras going at with me 'tagging along'...
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Well, let's not get over-excited. I could be very ugly, for all you know. (That's not me in the avatar, it's Hope Solo.)
 
No, that's you in the avatar, what's ejaculated cannot be unejaculated
 
 
I had to login just to express my actual LOL at that.
 
This place has been Loltastic lately.
Fruglo on 15.01.2013 wrote:

Fuck this stupid game

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about 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Steve-O wrote:
Tegal wrote:
He probably has bigger sights than moving to a team that has a better chance of winning the A league though.
 
It'd be all about whats best for his development
 
Agreed.
 
The Blackburn/Man Utd analogy is not really valid since the A-League & ACL and EPL & Champions League are world's apart.
 
Plus the fact Man Utd would be paying rather more than Blackburn whereas I doubt Brisbane would be paying SO much more than us.
 
Rojas should be sensible, stay one more season, and leave as a hero.
 
Or, he can go now, be disliked and barely remembered.
 
Zero chance.
 
Whether he stays or goes he'll be remembered and loved.  After all, he was Fever's boy before he was the Phoenix's hero!

Incredible stamina. No shame. Yellow Fever.

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about 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
^ This.
 
Why should he be hated?  For doing what he, and his advisors, think is the best for his career. He hasn't pissed us about, he hasn't made any stupid statements about how we're the only club for him etc. Give the boy a break, ffs

Apparently I'm apathetic, but I couldn't care less.

"Being a Partick Thistle fan sets you apart. It means youre a free thinker. It also means your team has no money." Tim Luckhurst, The Independent, 4th December 2003

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No.  He's n-n-n-n-n-n-nineteen.
 
We should really f&ck him up emotionally for the rest of his career.
 

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion. 

Genuine opinion: FTFFA

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Junior82 wrote:
No.  He's n-n-n-n-n-n-nineteen.
 
We should really f&ck him up emotionally for the rest of his career.
 
 
Actually, you're right, we should. It's not about what's best for him, it's about us.

Apparently I'm apathetic, but I couldn't care less.

"Being a Partick Thistle fan sets you apart. It means youre a free thinker. It also means your team has no money." Tim Luckhurst, The Independent, 4th December 2003

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Smithy wrote:
Steve-O wrote:
 
Rojas should be sensible, stay one more season, and leave as a hero.
 
Or, he can go now, be disliked and barely remembered.
 
Zero chance.
 
Whether he stays or goes he'll be remembered and loved.  After all, he was Fever's boy before he was the Phoenix's hero!
 
Actually if he goes over to Sydney, Tardistan or Roar because he thinks there are better Smiggle shops there I'll be spewing.
 
 
Junior822011-02-16 12:58:02

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion. 

Genuine opinion: FTFFA

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about 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
There's a great Smiggle shop in Sylvia Park if he wants me to send him some stuff (I have a 5 year old niece who I mistakenly took shopping last weekend).

Its no longer a problem.

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What's a Smiggle?

Apparently I'm apathetic, but I couldn't care less.

"Being a Partick Thistle fan sets you apart. It means youre a free thinker. It also means your team has no money." Tim Luckhurst, The Independent, 4th December 2003

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about 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
You're old. Its a young people thing

Its no longer a problem.

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It's a great shop in Queensgate, Lower Hutt - a great shopping mall.
 
No need to look elsewhere.
 
Plus if he has a musical bent we have Country AND Western.
 
 
Case closed - he's staying.
 

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion. 

Genuine opinion: FTFFA

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Junior82 wrote:
It's a great shop in Queensgate, Lower Hutt - a great shopping mall.
 
No need to look elsewhere.
 
Plus if he has a musical bent we have Country AND Western.
 
 
Case closed - he's staying.
 
 
You do know I lived in Upper Hutt for nearly 10 years, don't you?

Apparently I'm apathetic, but I couldn't care less.

"Being a Partick Thistle fan sets you apart. It means youre a free thinker. It also means your team has no money." Tim Luckhurst, The Independent, 4th December 2003

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Toffeeman wrote:
You're old. Its a young people thing
 
Ah, fair enough. Good point.

Apparently I'm apathetic, but I couldn't care less.

"Being a Partick Thistle fan sets you apart. It means youre a free thinker. It also means your team has no money." Tim Luckhurst, The Independent, 4th December 2003

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Queensgate>>>Maidstone Mall
 
(But H20 extreme is rather oarsum)
 

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion. 

Genuine opinion: FTFFA

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about 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
hmmm its gonna be interesting if we do retain marco and wardy.

As saide earlier, ricki does have allegiences to Leo, so i guessmaybe this could happen:

Leo    Ifill    Marco
        Ward
Muscat Brown


I dont especially want that though, would rather have DMac or another central, with Ifill on a flank.


SHOCK BRAINWAVE

Leos one of Ricki's faves, and we need a new RB, so our RB for next year will surely be unveiled as: Leo Bertos!

Would fit all the pieces into the puzzle!!!!!!!!!!


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playwithFire wrote:
As saide earlier, ricki does have allegiences to Leo, so i guessmaybe this could happen:

Leo    Ifill    Marco
        Ward
Muscat Brown


I dont especially want that though, would rather have DMac or another central, with Ifill on a flank.




Ifill and Marco on the park at the same time? Risky move, think Smithy agrees with me on this too...
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Hard News wrote:
...and the other thing.
 
Too many sausages spoil the oven?
Cosimo2011-02-16 14:56:36
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Hard News wrote:
Potentially less game time.
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Broich - Solorzano - Kosta aren't going to be magically dropped for him.� Same with the Archie - Allsopp - Kruse line-up.

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Then on the balance side do Leo and Ifill walk straight back in at his expense here?

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Lots�to consider.


Why would Ifill or Leo start over Rojas? He creates a lot more then both of these players. If Leo starts for All Whites or Nix over Rojas it will confirm to me that Rikki has no idea!
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TopLeft07 wrote:
Cosimo wrote:
Doloras wrote:
tpmyhill wrote:
If I were marco reading this, I would be getting excited about the prospect of both my hot girlfriend and Doloras going at with me 'tagging along'...
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Well, let's not get over-excited. I could be very ugly, for all you know. (That's not me in the avatar, it's Hope Solo.)
 
No, that's you in the avatar, what's ejaculated cannot be unejaculated
 
 
I had to login just to express my actual LOL at that.
 
This place has been Loltastic lately.


I hope the kids are all in bed?
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Doloras wrote:


Well, let's not get over-excited. I could be very ugly, for all you know. (That's not me in the avatar, it's Hope Solo.)


Is she any relation to Hand Solo?
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