rofl I love the stuff Blue Kipper posts -
Lucas Leiva was over by the Bullens Road, when some
fella stands up and yell's: "f**k off Leiva your the worst Brazilian
I've seen since David Blunkett shaved his missus". Absolute quality
rant. Cheers Mike.
* At analfield in the kop, Everton fans
were singing: "An if yer know yer history.." Some redsh*te says: "What
history? You ain't got none." An Evertonian comes back with: "What you
on about? We won the league on this ground before you existed." Even
kopites were laughing. Toffeenose80.
* With his redsh*te brother in law, my
Dad sees Ian St John and asks him: "Could you sign this 4 times?" St
John duly signs four times. Then asks: "Why four times?" My Dad says:
Well, I need four of yours to get one of Alex Young's." His brother in
law was mortified, but St John burst out in hysterics. Paul, Bootle.
* The Kanchelskis Derby was beamed back
to Goodison on the big screen. When the redsh*te went down 2-0 some
disaffected redsh*te stood up and shouted: "Can't you change the f**kin
channel on that thing? Baywatch is on the other side." To which a Blue
replied without missing a beat: "Yeah, more tits in red." There is us
and there is them. Willow.
* Back in '93 - Sitting in the Gwladys
Street, when the sh*te took the lead. Three redsh*tes stood up and
started singing and turning to the rest of the stands. Minutes later, Mo
Johnson and then Beardo scored that cracking winner. After the Blue
hoards had slightly quietened down, me 'arl fella shouts: "Where've the
Beverly Sisters gone?" Cue general laughter and the slumped shoulders
and further depressed air of the redsh*tes. "Oh, I never felt more like
singing the Blues, when Everton win and Liverpool lose.." BlueForEver
* When Sky TV was relatively new. You
may remember the 'Sky Strikers' and the fireworks at full time. Well at
half-time they had inflatable Everton and Liverpool sumo wrestlers in
the semi-circle. Cue some fella: "Aye, aye, they're bringing on Jan
Molby." Duncan Disorderly.
* Derby game at Goodison, half-time,
massive queue for the gents, one RS pipes up: "You don't have to queue
up for a piss at Anfield." Fella next to me replies in a flash: "Yeah,
but you all sit down to piss over there." HM.
* Many years ago when we were on the
kop, a redsh*te was waving a big brass bell, A blue shouted to him: "Eh,
mate, sell your pies and f**k off home." David Evans.
* Derby at Anfield, another 0-0. Babb
gets booked and my mate shouts: "The refs writing BABB and you know it's
not his A-Level results." Jeff Hanlon.
* At the Carsley 1-0 win at Goodison, a
fella stood up in the middle of the Gwladys and shouted: "Oh Liver,
Liver!" At this point everyone was ready to jump him. He continued:
"Liver, Liver, Liver, Liver sausage and mash." and sat down. The whole
section erupted in laughter. Great day! Big Admhez.
* Picture the scene at Anfield in 95/96
When Kanchelskis scored 2, three of us were sitting in the kop, singin'
and dancin' away a few minutes after we went 2-0 up. One kopite turned
around and said: "f**k off, you bitter Blues. When was the last time you
scored two at Anfield?" Me mate replied straightaway: "About 5 minutes
ago, you twat!" Classic. Michael Berrill