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Tottenham thread

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15 Jan 23:37 · edited 09 Sep 05:18
Nah. f**k em paul. We are better than you. In fact, here's a graph in case you can't read properly.


Three for me, and two for them.

15 Jan 23:56 · edited 09 Sep 05:18
Dougie Rydal wrote:
Buffon II wrote:
Dougie Rydal wrote:
You guys get quite precious when you come on to our thread and make smart comments about harry's alleged tax dealings, and then complain when we have a go back??

Fair enough if i'd posted it on your thread...




We didn't make smart comments though. Arsenal just posted a link about a story on Harry's Tax Evasions. You were the ones getting precious and calling our manager a paedophile, which is a horrible insult, almost as bad as racism.

So yeah i am complaining. f**king yid.


Sorry, i thought there was a comment about brown bags??

And hey, where's there's smoke there's fire!

be grateful for the fire mate, it'll warm up the shadow you lot live in
16 Jan 00:10 · edited 09 Sep 05:18
francsernal wrote:
Dougie Rydal wrote:
Buffon II wrote:
Dougie Rydal wrote:
You guys get quite precious when you come on to our thread and make smart comments about harry's alleged tax dealings, and then complain when we have a go back??

Fair enough if i'd posted it on your thread...




We didn't make smart comments though. Arsenal just posted a link about a story on Harry's Tax Evasions. You were the ones getting precious and calling our manager a paedophile, which is a horrible insult, almost as bad as racism.

So yeah i am complaining. f**king yid.


Sorry, i thought there was a comment about brown bags??

And hey, where's there's smoke there's fire!

be grateful for the fire mate, it'll warm up the shadow you lot live in
 
 Fantastic!
16 Jan 00:45 · edited 09 Sep 05:18
"be grateful for the fire mate, it'll warm up the shadow you lot live in "

Always seems to be warm around here since it seems to be the Scum's 2nd thread for inflammatory posts.

As someone who can read it's called "Tottenham thread"

T O T T E N H A M not "Terry F@ckwit and the gooner tribe"




"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion. 

Genuine opinion: FTFFA

16 Jan 01:06 · edited 09 Sep 05:18
Junior82 wrote:
"be grateful for the fire mate, it'll warm up the shadow you lot live in "

Always seems to be warm around here since it seems to be the Scum's 2nd thread for inflammatory posts.

As someone who can read it's called "Tottenham thread"

T O T T E N H A M not "Terry F@ckwit and the gooner tribe"


Well after keeping you in the darkness for oh so many years, I'm glad that our clever puns and witty humour brighten up your thread
16 Jan 02:22 · edited 09 Sep 05:18
surely Honest Harry getting charged is newsworthy Junior?
are football fans supposed to ignore this because, well, it might hurt someones feelings?
what would happen to the Perennial strugglers Liverpool thread if this were the case?

I'd expect a fair barrage of abuse, should say, a lower league team , like say Newcastle, knocked us out of the FA Cup or we had been closing in on 50 years since winning the #1 prize in domestic football.


E's Flat Ah's Flat Too

16 Jan 04:49 · edited 09 Sep 05:18
francsernal wrote:

Well after keeping you in the darkness for oh so many years, I'm glad that our clever�puns and witty humour brighten up your thread


The adjectives "clever" and "witty" and the noun @rsenal are mutually exclusive.
Junior822010-01-16 17:49:45

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion. 

Genuine opinion: FTFFA

16 Jan 04:51 · edited 09 Sep 05:18
Junior82 wrote:
francsernal wrote:

Well after keeping you in the darkness for oh so many years, I'm glad that our clever puns and witty humour brighten up your thread


The adjectives "clever" and "witty" and the noun @rsenal are mutually exclusive.


Says the bloke who supports Tottenham AND Newcastle

Three for me, and two for them.

16 Jan 05:03 · edited 09 Sep 05:18
Away with you little men. You are an unwelcome annoyance.

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion. 

Genuine opinion: FTFFA

16 Jan 05:07 · edited 09 Sep 05:18
It's funny cause usually when a plastic decides to support two teams in the same league one of them actually wins trophies 

Three for me, and two for them.

16 Jan 05:08 · edited 09 Sep 05:18
Can't indulge in this "witty" banter as I have to make dinner. Will just go and get me can opener and spend 30 mins figuring it out.

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion. 

Genuine opinion: FTFFA

16 Jan 06:34 · edited 09 Sep 05:18
Junior82 wrote:
francsernal wrote:

Well after keeping you in the darkness for oh so many years, I'm glad that our clever puns and witty humour brighten up your thread


The adjectives "clever" and "witty" and the noun @rsenal are mutually exclusive.
I never said the noun "arsenal"
16 Jan 16:24 · edited 09 Sep 05:18
Junior82 wrote:
Can't indulge in this "witty" banter as I have to make dinner. Will just go and get me can opener and spend 30 mins figuring it out.
16 Jan 16:48 · edited 09 Sep 05:18
Buffon II wrote:
Nah. f**k em paul. We are better than you. In fact, here's a graph in case you can't read properly.




Err.  The team glories give your miserable life a little joy is better than Spurs, yes.  But nobody ever doubted that.

Whether you Gunners fanciers are a better sort than the Tottenham fans is much more controversial.
16 Jan 20:38 · edited 09 Sep 05:18
Hull - seems like they clawed their way to a draw.

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion. 

Genuine opinion: FTFFA

16 Jan 20:45 · edited 09 Sep 05:18
Number of points dropped at home by Tottenham against bottom half sides: 8

And you think you can crash the 'Big Four'

Three for me, and two for them.

16 Jan 20:49 · edited 09 Sep 05:18
francsernal wrote:
Junior82 wrote:
francsernal wrote:

Well after keeping you in the darkness for oh so many years, I'm glad that our clever�puns and witty humour brighten up your thread
The adjectives "clever" and "witty" and the noun @rsenal are mutually exclusive.


I never said the noun "arsenal"


Quod erat demonstrandum

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion. 

Genuine opinion: FTFFA

16 Jan 21:56 · edited 09 Sep 05:18
Bloody frustrating.

Given how open 3rd-7th is this year it makes it all the more frustrating.

Still, hats of to Hull keeper.
16 Jan 22:00 · edited 09 Sep 05:18

Maybe there were some Hull ladies behind the Hull goal and that distracted the lads?

Still it seems like we had plenty of chances so I guess the Tigers must be feline lucky to get the point.

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion. 

Genuine opinion: FTFFA

16 Jan 22:06 · edited 09 Sep 05:18
blatant and continued time-wasting does the game no favors
very disappointing tactics.

apparently Harry found it very taxing. 

E's Flat Ah's Flat Too

16 Jan 22:08 · edited 09 Sep 05:18
If he did I'm sure he would have avoided it.

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion. 

Genuine opinion: FTFFA

16 Jan 22:11 · edited 09 Sep 05:18
lol junior and foal, cracked me up
 
and yes to find some common ground, we've all been f*cked off royally by timewasting sh*t teams... it sucks
16 Jan 22:12 · edited 09 Sep 05:18
that's more like it comrade

with a fit Modric you guys can certainly finish top 6
which is good, no shame in that.

E's Flat Ah's Flat Too

20 Jan 21:56 · edited 09 Sep 05:18
66 games without a win at top 4 club.


Three for me, and two for them.

20 Jan 22:55 · edited 09 Sep 05:18

Once I get some time, I'm returning to mock you all!

20 Jan 22:57 · edited 09 Sep 05:18
El-Ni�o wrote:

Once I get some time, I'm returning to mock you all!



Can I join you?

Three for me, and two for them.

20 Jan 23:02 · edited 09 Sep 05:18
still not quite at the top level huh
21 Jan 00:58 · edited 09 Sep 05:18
as usual, the yids MIA after another disappointing performance
 
im guessing this thread was fished from the second page today as per usual
21 Jan 00:59 · edited 09 Sep 05:18
I'd hardly put that Perennial strugglers Liverpool performance as top level either, but yes, really poor from Spurs.

Sorry lads, my fault: I'm on holiday and watched the game = instant curse.
21 Jan 03:26 · edited 09 Sep 05:18
Buffon II wrote:
El-Ni�o wrote:

Once I get some time, I'm returning to mock you all!



Can I join you?
 
 Of course!
21 Jan 03:27 · edited 09 Sep 05:18
HarryHotspur wrote:
I'd hardly put that Perennial strugglers Perennial strugglers Liverpool performance as top level either, but yes, really poor from Spurs.
 
Well, at least we've got some excuses for being a little bit off our game. Dunno what you lot can say...
21 Jan 03:42 · edited 09 Sep 05:18
El-Ni�o wrote:
HarryHotspur wrote:
I'd hardly put that Perennial strugglers Perennial strugglers Perennial strugglers Liverpool performance as top level either, but yes, really poor from Spurs.
 
Well, at least we've got some excuses for being a little bit off our game. Dunno what you lot can say...


They should have plenty. They've been off their game for about 100 years now.

Three for me, and two for them.

21 Jan 03:48 · edited 09 Sep 05:18
 Quality. Mind you, that Defoe... What a player!!!
21 Jan 04:31 · edited 09 Sep 05:18
HarryHotspur wrote:
I'd hardly put that Perennial strugglers Perennial strugglers Liverpool performance as top level either, but yes, really poor from Spurs.

Sorry lads, my fault: I'm on holiday and watched the game = instant curse.


Oh well. I suppose we can say we have had a clean sweep of the top four.

Was there any hint of lasagne?

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion. 

Genuine opinion: FTFFA

21 Jan 04:56 · edited 09 Sep 05:18
don't worry about it guys
keep trying hard for 6th

no shame in losing to Perennial strugglers Liverpool, they are a team in form, high on confidence , with their best players available, settled back room management and finances, and Dirk K has a prodigious strike rate in the EPL he's a genuine goal getter.

E's Flat Ah's Flat Too

21 Jan 19:44 · edited 09 Sep 05:18
foal30 wrote:
don't worry about it guys
keep trying hard for 6th

no shame in losing to Perennial strugglers Perennial strugglers Liverpool, they are a team in form, high on confidence , with their best players available, settled back room management and finances, and Dirk K has a prodigious strike rate in the EPL he's a genuine goal getter.
 
 Brilliant.
21 Jan 21:31 · edited 09 Sep 05:18

Buffon II2010-01-22 10:32:14

Three for me, and two for them.

21 Jan 21:59 · edited 09 Sep 05:18
foal30 wrote:
don't worry about it guyskeep trying hard for 6thno shame in losing to Perennial strugglers Perennial strugglers Liverpool, they are a team in form, high on confidence , with their best players available, settled back room management and finances, and Dirk K has a prodigious strike rate in the EPL he's a genuine goal getter.


23 Jan 09:26 · edited 09 Sep 05:18
foal30 wrote:
blatant and continued time-wasting does the game no favors
very disappointing tactics.

apparently Harry found it very taxing. 



And apparantly ARSEne monitors his "youth" squad very closely...too closely if the rumours are true...







"You can never get a bloody tradesman at Easter, it's a wonder Jesus got crucified" - Karl Pilkington

23 Jan 16:04 · edited 09 Sep 05:18

Spurs f*cked up again, dougie disappears as usual, then turns up for another quick snipe at the manager tottenham wishes it had...

you even had to fish that foal30 post off the previous page - what's the matter, couldn't think of anything funny or clever to say to any of the digs at tottenham on this page?
 
What you did write wasn't funny or clever anyways...pretty pathetic you sad little man
paulm2010-01-24 05:11:21