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22 Oct 03:31 · edited 22 Oct 03:32 · History

A very young Aretha.

From the article two lols (actually one lol and one snigger):


"You just can't prepare for Wellington unfortunately. There is no area in Australia where it's so windy, it's so cold and the grass is different," Vidosic said.


"The second half was all square. I think they dropped off. They were more tired. But unfortunately we just couldn't penetrate because they were so deep."


"Phoenix till they lose"

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Genuine opinion: FTFFA

10 Nov 23:45

Compliments to YF "editorial bureau"..(yeah right!) ....the standard of image punnery has been consistently high of late, that latest "wee mac" one, very tasty!


  Improving,,on the up, a work in progress from Italiano and the Nix. Bring on the bathroom bling in '24! COYN!

11 Nov 00:57

RedGed wrote:

Compliments to YF "editorial bureau"..(yeah right!) ....the standard of image punnery has been consistently high of late, that latest "wee mac" one, very tasty!


Isn't it just a giant hand?

We're the WELLINGTON Phoenix

And this is our Home

19 Nov 10:19 · edited 19 Nov 10:21 · History

 A-League riches - loving the Scrooge McDuck, hopefully doesn't turn all Pea Tear Griffin on us...

19 Nov 10:20

Bono?


Yellow Fever - Misery loves company

29 Nov 00:44

I saw the article in the "Capital Day" of the DP and wondered if there was an online version.


This made me smile: "The initiative started in Auckland earlier this month, and Mr Mateu has had applications from more than 50 schools."


"Phoenix till they lose"

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29 Nov 06:56

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AT THE SPANISH PHOTO

14 Dec 20:51

Intensely dislike the Falcons one. News, you?

16 Dec 10:36

That photo of Bono for Declan Edge ... U2's guitarist "The Edge" looks quite different to their singer Bono ...

16 Dec 21:12

 Yes he does, but Declan Edge looks nothing like 'The Edge' whereas he looks alot like Bono.

How's my driving? - Whine here

16 Dec 21:17

Needs more Billy Bowden.


Yellow Fever - Misery loves company

16 Dec 22:48

Hard News wrote:

 Yes he does, but Declan Edge looks nothing like 'The Edge' whereas he looks alot like Bono.


Similar ego too 


Allegedly

28 Dec 01:55

Mark Sanchez, I love it

02 Jan 03:07


03 Jan 02:12

Proud?

A fan is a fan.

04 Jan 00:16 · edited 04 Jan 00:31 · History


From what I've gathered the 442 website people have not a lot of faith in.

 

 

A symbol?

A fan is a fan.

05 Jan 23:03

Hard News wrote:

Bono 

 

Looks more like a skinny Ricky Tomlinson

"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

06 Jan 00:21

I usually get them in under 3 seconds.....took me about 46 seconds to get "Judas" Priest....Im slipping.

07 Jan 23:07

I like that dig at Stu..

Grumpy old bastard alert

13 Jan 21:29 · edited 19 Jan 23:50 · History

Trainwreck.


Yellow Fever - Misery loves company

13 Jan 21:30 · edited 19 Jan 23:50 · History
I think there is a subtle message there, just can't quite put my finger on it.
14 Jan 07:01 · edited 19 Jan 23:50 · History


14 Jan 09:15 · edited 19 Jan 23:50 · History

Perfect.

We will never fully decide who has won the football.

18 Jan 01:42 · edited 19 Jan 23:51 · History

It's not a pun, but it's amazing.

You know what I'm talking about.

End of an era.  Vinnie - It's over.

If anyone cares for my inane babbling follow @iluvnix17 on the Twitter.

18 Jan 01:51 · edited 19 Jan 23:51 · History

I <3 Nix wrote:

It's not a pun, but it's amazing.

You know what I'm talking about.

I did that one with you in mind.

Yellow Fever - Misery loves company

18 Jan 01:53 · edited 19 Jan 23:51 · History

I <3 Nix wrote:

It's not a pun, but it's amazing.

You know what I'm talking about.

This?
 

18 Jan 02:08 · edited 19 Jan 23:51 · History

aitkenmike wrote:

I <3 Nix wrote:

It's not a pun, but it's amazing.

You know what I'm talking about.

This?
 

Uhhhhmmm....No.

End of an era.  Vinnie - It's over.

If anyone cares for my inane babbling follow @iluvnix17 on the Twitter.

19 Jan 05:34 · edited 19 Jan 23:51 · History

Basketball!


21 Jan 04:21 · edited 21 Jan 04:36 · History



08 Feb 01:49 · edited 08 Feb 06:17 · History



09 Feb 01:34


09 Feb 09:31


"Phoenix till they lose"

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09 Feb 16:38


05 Mar 05:55

Is that City Fitness deal a hint that we're too fat?

We will never fully decide who has won the football.

05 Mar 09:51

Friendship is love.

We will never fully decide who has won the football.