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Tyler Boyd - USA (Los Angeles FC | USA)

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about 11 years ago

I think that is the real crux of all of this. Boyd should be hung out to dry because he went to a chick flick. I'm not prepared to make a final judgement until I know whether or not he was with a girl or with a bunch of blokes or just on his own. One of those scenarios is sad but acceptable, 1 is pretty dodgy and the other is simply unacceptable.

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about 11 years ago

the real question is: did he get a stiffy?

I like tautologies because I like them.
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about 11 years ago

Cosimo wrote:

the real question is: did he get a stiffy?

And if he did, what does that say for his sexual tendencies?

Grumpy old bastard alert

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about 11 years ago

hepatitis wrote:

Jeff Vader wrote:

And he could not have gone to a later or earlier screening? Or was it that much of a "must see" that he had to go at the same time as his team were playing on TV...

I wonder how this would have gone down if he was playing for Declan still..........

Dont think Declan's teams play in Melbourne at 7 on a Sunday. Good dig at your usual tho :-)

The point I was making is that if he was playing under Declan, his mentor, and knowing how Declan demands professionalism (almost old school) that the younger millennials seems to lack, would he have tolerated him skipping watching the team to go to a SFW porn flick. I bet you not.

Grumpy old bastard alert

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about 11 years ago

Ryan54 wrote:

 I have heard Barton referred to on here as a cock but at least Barton gives more honest and insightful opinions than basically anyone else in English football.

Honest maybe, but insightful definitely not...

Barton is not very smart at all. 

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about 11 years ago

paulm wrote:

Ryan54 wrote:

 I have heard Barton referred to on here as a cock but at least Barton gives more honest and insightful opinions than basically anyone else in English football.

Honest maybe, but insightful definitely not...

Barton is not very smart at all. 

Thats not the impression I have of him, I mean he learnt french pretty quickly.
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about 11 years ago

Jeff Vader wrote:

And he could not have gone to a later or earlier screening? Or was it that much of a "must see" that he had to go at the same time as his team were playing on TV...

I wonder how this would have gone down if he was playing for Declan still..........

Maybe he checked his fridge magnet and got the kickoff times wrong

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about 11 years ago

Jeff Vader wrote:

hepatitis wrote:

Jeff Vader wrote:

And he could not have gone to a later or earlier screening? Or was it that much of a "must see" that he had to go at the same time as his team were playing on TV...

I wonder how this would have gone down if he was playing for Declan still..........

Dont think Declan's teams play in Melbourne at 7 on a Sunday. Good dig at your usual tho :-)

The point I was making is that if he was playing under Declan, his mentor, and knowing how Declan demands professionalism (almost old school) that the younger millennials seems to lack, would he have tolerated him skipping watching the team to go to a SFW porn flick. I bet you not.

Declan would have okayed him going if he'd made lots of passes in the dark without scoring.

"At the end of the drive the lawmen arrive...

I'll take my chance because luck is on my side or something...

Her name is Rio, she don't need to understand...

Oh Rio, Rio, hear them shout across the land..."

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about 11 years ago

Is it the off season again?

E + R + O

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about 11 years ago · edited about 11 years ago · History

Buffon II wrote:

Bullion wrote:

The saddest thing about Boyd's Phoenix career is he will now be remembered by the hardcore supporters as the guy who watched a girls flick.

 I just hope he gets some game time in Portugel and develops into a fine player for the All Whites.

*rolls eyes*

It is though. "Porn for women" apparently, what a laugh.

They call these movies 'Bean flicks'

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about 11 years ago

Jerzy Merino wrote:

Jeff Vader wrote:

hepatitis wrote:

Jeff Vader wrote:

And he could not have gone to a later or earlier screening? Or was it that much of a "must see" that he had to go at the same time as his team were playing on TV...

I wonder how this would have gone down if he was playing for Declan still..........

Dont think Declan's teams play in Melbourne at 7 on a Sunday. Good dig at your usual tho :-)

The point I was making is that if he was playing under Declan, his mentor, and knowing how Declan demands professionalism (almost old school) that the younger millennials seems to lack, would he have tolerated him skipping watching the team to go to a SFW porn flick. I bet you not.

Declan would have okayed him going if he'd made lots of passes in the dark without scoring.

Declan does not let his boys play football. So now ask yourself, with this training before joining a pro team. Could this affect someones attitude?

Be obscure clearly
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about 11 years ago

EXALDEAR wrote:

Jerzy Merino wrote:

Jeff Vader wrote:

hepatitis wrote:

Jeff Vader wrote:

And he could not have gone to a later or earlier screening? Or was it that much of a "must see" that he had to go at the same time as his team were playing on TV...

I wonder how this would have gone down if he was playing for Declan still..........

Dont think Declan's teams play in Melbourne at 7 on a Sunday. Good dig at your usual tho :-)

The point I was making is that if he was playing under Declan, his mentor, and knowing how Declan demands professionalism (almost old school) that the younger millennials seems to lack, would he have tolerated him skipping watching the team to go to a SFW porn flick. I bet you not.

Declan would have okayed him going if he'd made lots of passes in the dark without scoring.

Declan does not let his boys play football. So now ask yourself, with this training before joining a pro team. Could this affect someones attitude?

??? Ask Ryan T better.

"At the end of the drive the lawmen arrive...

I'll take my chance because luck is on my side or something...

Her name is Rio, she don't need to understand...

Oh Rio, Rio, hear them shout across the land..."

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about 11 years ago

EXALDEAR wrote:

Jerzy Merino wrote:

Jeff Vader wrote:

hepatitis wrote:

Jeff Vader wrote:

And he could not have gone to a later or earlier screening? Or was it that much of a "must see" that he had to go at the same time as his team were playing on TV...

I wonder how this would have gone down if he was playing for Declan still..........

Dont think Declan's teams play in Melbourne at 7 on a Sunday. Good dig at your usual tho :-)

The point I was making is that if he was playing under Declan, his mentor, and knowing how Declan demands professionalism (almost old school) that the younger millennials seems to lack, would he have tolerated him skipping watching the team to go to a SFW porn flick. I bet you not.

Declan would have okayed him going if he'd made lots of passes in the dark without scoring.

Declan does not let his boys play football. So now ask yourself, with this training before joining a pro team. Could this affect someones attitude?

Ernie picking up what Declan put down with Boyd?

Grumpy old bastard alert

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about 11 years ago

valeo wrote:

Bullion wrote:

The saddest thing about Boyd's Phoenix career is he will now be remembered by the hardcore supporters as the guy who watched a girls flick.

 I just hope he gets some game time in Portugel and develops into a fine player for the All Whites.

*rolls eyes*

I dont normally agree with the 'chick flick ' tag; but in this case I agree with Bullion. There is nothing redeeming about that movie.

Actually was making "I dont normally agree with the 'chick flick ' tag" point

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about 11 years ago

SurgeQld wrote:

Is it the off season again?

Your not kidding what load of shark over nothing.Is a really good indicator of why so many have left the forums. 

GET YOUR SHIRTS OFF FOR THE BOYS

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about 11 years ago

I cant believe this thread still has any life in it. You might be right Steve.

Proud to have attended the first 175 Consecutive "Home" Wellington Phoenix "A League" Games !!

The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!

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about 11 years ago

ballane wrote:

SurgeQld wrote:

Is it the off season again?

Your not kidding what load of shark over nothing.Is a really good indicator of why so many have left the forums. 

I like this one better than most

I like tautologies because I like them.
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about 11 years ago

the real question is: did he get a stiffy?

I like tautologies because I like them.
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about 11 years ago

valeo wrote:

Bullion wrote:

The saddest thing about Boyd's Phoenix career is he will now be remembered by the hardcore supporters as the guy who watched a girls flick.

 I just hope he gets some game time in Portugel and develops into a fine player for the All Whites.

*rolls eyes*

I dont normally agree with the 'chick flick ' tag; but in this case I agree with Bullion. There is nothing redeeming about that movie.

but, f- I love boobs though...

Getting into Tim Minchin a bit, watching his back catalogue....



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about 11 years ago

-naz- wrote:

paulm wrote:

Ryan54 wrote:

 I have heard Barton referred to on here as a cock but at least Barton gives more honest and insightful opinions than basically anyone else in English football.

Honest maybe, but insightful definitely not...

Barton is not very smart at all. 

Thats not the impression I have of him, I mean he learnt french pretty quickly.

How hard can that be? the French speak it...
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about 11 years ago

Word has it Tyler was seen at BK on Manners yesterday while the announcement of Merrick and Greenacre's coaching future was made. 

Make of that what you will

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about 11 years ago

AJ13 wrote:

Word has it Tyler was seen at BK on Manners yesterday while the announcement of Merrick and Greenacre's coaching future was made. 

Make of that what you will

lol :)

Kotahitanga. We are one.

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about 11 years ago

AJ13 wrote:

Word has it Tyler was seen at BK on Manners yesterday while the announcement of Merrick and Greenacre's coaching future was made. 

Make of that what you will

For Christ's sake, that is indefensible. What kind of professional is he?  All of those rumours that he is a cock are true. And shame on you too AJ13, where is the client confidentiality? 
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about 11 years ago
The only issue I have is that it was BK he was spotted at. It should have been Subway.
Be obscure clearly
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about 11 years ago

The saddest thing about Boyd's Phoenix career is he will now be remembered by the hardcore supporters as the guy who watched a girls flick.

A girl's flick? That flick's a jerk-off fantasy for insecure boys who can't handle women when they're not tied up.

</soapbox>


Ramming liberal dribble down your throat since 2009
This forum needs less angst and more Kate Bush threads



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about 11 years ago

Doloras wrote:

The saddest thing about Boyd's Phoenix career is he will now be remembered by the hardcore supporters as the guy who watched a girls flick.

A girl's flick? That flick's a jerk-off fantasy for insecure boys who can't handle women when they're not tied up.

</soapbox>

This just increases my dilemma for tomorrow @2:20 pm.

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion. 

Genuine opinion: FTFFA

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about 11 years ago

Doloras wrote:

The saddest thing about Boyd's Phoenix career is he will now be remembered by the hardcore supporters as the guy who watched a girls flick.

A girl's flick? That flick's a jerk-off fantasy for insecure boys who can't handle women they're "tied" to.

</soapbox>

Fixed!

Proud to have attended the first 175 Consecutive "Home" Wellington Phoenix "A League" Games !!

The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!

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about 11 years ago

Doloras wrote:

The saddest thing about Boyd's Phoenix career is he will now be remembered by the hardcore supporters as the guy who watched a girls flick.

A girl's flick? That flick's a jerk-off fantasy for insecure boys who can't handle women when they're not tied up.

</soapbox>

Then why is it 99% women going to it, and 1% men dragged along to it by their partners? 


Allegedly

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about 11 years ago

Tegal wrote:

Doloras wrote:

The saddest thing about Boyd's Phoenix career is he will now be remembered by the hardcore supporters as the guy who watched a girls flick.

A girl's flick? That flick's a jerk-off fantasy for insecure boys who can't handle women when they're not tied up.

</soapbox>

Then why is it 99% women going to it, and 1% men handcuffed & dragged along to it by their partners? 

Fixed. On fire tonight!

Proud to have attended the first 175 Consecutive "Home" Wellington Phoenix "A League" Games !!

The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!

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about 11 years ago

Doloras wrote:

The saddest thing about Boyd's Phoenix career is he will now be remembered by the hardcore supporters as the guy who watched a girls flick.

A girl's flick? That flick's a jerk-off fantasy for insecure boys who can't handle women when they're not tied up.

</soapbox>

Ok, I stand corrected. I haven't seen it. It actually sounds kind of ok now you put it like that


Auckland will rise once more

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about 11 years ago · edited about 11 years ago · History

Doloras wrote:

The saddest thing about Boyd's Phoenix career is he will now be remembered by the hardcore supporters as the guy who watched a girls flick.

A girl's flick? That flick's a jerk-off fantasy for insecure boys who can't handle women when they're not tied up.

</soapbox>

..written by a women and almost solely read by women, mind you.

a.haak

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about 11 years ago

Doloras full of shark again as per usual.

Three for me, and two for them.

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about 11 years ago

Most of the US movie goers are from the Bible Belt.

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about 11 years ago

Bible Belt? I hope they don't whip each other with the belt. Tada Booosh!!

What was that old poem? "Sticks and stone may break my bones but whips and chains excite me."

Not my cup of tea but others might be into it. reminds me of back in the 80's and an Aussie movie called Center Spread starring Sigrid Thornton. Everyone was expecting some smut but it dragged on and on for so long, so guy in the theatre shouted out "FFS hurray up and shoot ya bolt" to which everyone else cracked up laughing.

Proud to have attended the first 175 Consecutive "Home" Wellington Phoenix "A League" Games !!

The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!

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about 11 years ago
So with Durante passing the fitness test, it means Fenton on for Muscat is only change and Boyd doesn't see the bench again.
I'm an optimistic pessimist. 
I'm positive things will go wrong.
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about 11 years ago

He's passed the test? Yay!

Oi Oi Edgecumbe... lets have a clean sheet

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about 11 years ago

He's passed the test? Yay!

Oh sorry Tyler, I'd be quite happy for you to get game time too, but not in defence.

Oi Oi Edgecumbe... lets have a clean sheet

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about 11 years ago

I wonder if he is back at  the movies watching it again right now?

Tegal, can you confirm or have you been fired?


Auckland will rise once more

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about 11 years ago

Not in either team today it seems.

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