Its Summer! - the Fever Cricket Thread. (Part 1)

 

dear oh dear.

FFS.

We're a bit sh*t.

I'd rather watch the netball.

Useless. Winning run rate has hardly gone up at all but we've lost 3 wickets...

Time for bed. Read about it tomorrow, if you really want to know the result. I don't think I do.

can we make this the temporary netball thread? NZ just taken the lead 34-32 near the end of the 3rd 1/4...COYSFs!!

Come on Silver Ferns!

we got dis

Top Left curses it...

um, i was talking about the cricket. honest

it makes it so much harder to watch when you don't know the rules. this is intense

If this was true, there would have been nothing to curse.

weight is off my shoulders now...learnt me lesson though.

what a cracking game. goes without saying but, I f**kIN LOVE BEATING AUSSIE.

Smart thinking Colvinator.

Back to the cricket, and.....

we're so shit it's unbelievable.

He is also a massive, massive cunt.

In the case of the black caps, it's so believable.

Kane doing well with an injury though.

Getting whitewashed by Bangladesh in a series though?

Good from Williamson but seriously this is awful.

Game and series. Good knock from Kane, rubbish from some of the senior players.

Embarrassing much? Worst thing is, this probably is our best(ish) team. All the big names (except maybe Guptill?) are there.

i see ND have signed gibbs, hodge and that c**ty little prick david warner

their availability all depends on other commitments 
Downey262010-10-15 11:59:17

Final ODI between Slack Caps and Bangladesh today, on SS3 from 4pm.
I reckon we'll win this one.

Only cause it doesn't matter now!

Bangladesh looking like they just don't care, which is probably true. 174 all out is an easy target, but we'll make it hard on ourselves and only win by a wicket or two.

Yep, we'll smash the bangers in the dead rubber and all will be well. We'll forget that Redmond and Stewart are average at best, we'll forget that Elliottt is poor man's Franklin, we'll forget that Southee has gone backwards, we'll forget that Tuffy is past it and finally we'll forget that the Vettori control era has seen us spanked at our best form of cricket by the minnows of world cricket. Well done you've justified your big pay increases!
My kids will still love their cricket in spite of these under-performers.

12-2. What was that about winning?

15/3. Lulz.

It's a mixture of us being sh*t on the sub continent and the bangas improving. They're only going to get better but we need to learn how to win over there.

16-4. Jesus wept.

20-5, even the Phoenix can do better than this lot. We won't win this.

20-5. Will we make 50?

We are a sorry excuse for a cricket team.

wow.

I think I'm having a better time getting stood up at a bar than watching this pathetic excuse for a cricket match.

Fuck me.