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over 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Lol @ 'indecision' as Taylor never once looked to play it.
Lol @ 'gets away with it' as it hits him in the back thigh.

Bloody Aussie commentators.
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over 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
AAAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHHHH!!!!
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Pathetic. 

Bring back Martin Crowe.
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over 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Dear Lord.
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over 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
f**k this I'm going back out to watch wellington v otago.
Fruglo on 15.01.2013 wrote:

Fuck this stupid game

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over 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Last i saw the score was 30-0. Then i come back to this sh*t. 
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How dark can it be at midday in Brisbane!?
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over 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Can we at least get to a 100 please?
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over 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
FFS. Five down now.
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Why do we do this to ourselves every f**king year?! Honestly, why do we put ourselves through it?

www.kiwifromthecouch.blogspot.com

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over 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
5-96?

f**k off. Just f**k right off.

I don't think i'll ever see us win a test against these c**ts.

Three for me, and two for them.

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Buffon II wrote:
5-96?

f**k off. Just f**k right off.

I don't think i'll ever see us win a test against these c**ts.


I think the last time was before you were born.

If you are old and wise you were probably young and stupid

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over 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Ryder you are a f**king muppet
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over 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Classic comment on Cric Info
 
 
"Starc to Ryder,OUT, didn't Jesse have enough for lunch? He's already on his way back for more. The very epitome of a hare-brained shot. Short, miles wide outside off and he doesn't bother getting across for the cut. Just reaches out and smashes it in the air, the balance all awry, straight to gully. We have seen some poor shots today, and by the looks of it there's more to come.  "
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Farking hopeless the whole top order.

Come on Vettori show the top order how to bat ffs
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giddyup wrote:
Come on Vettori show the top order how to bat�ffs


For the billionth time in the past 6 years. Vettori should seek compo when he retires for emotional damages.

Three for me, and two for them.

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Buffon II wrote:
5-96?

f**k off. Just f**k right off.

I don't think i'll ever see us win a test against these c**ts.
 
1993 was the last time.  Remember it well.
 
As for these c**ts.
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over 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Are our batsmen having a comp for who can play the worst shot?

Took great pleasure in watching Clarke drop that, good captain's example.

Yes I'll take what I can get.
Fruglo on 15.01.2013 wrote:

Fuck this stupid game

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My word. I just don't know what to say anymore. Why am i surprised. Oh being a NZ cricket fan is hard work.
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Trying to get my head around us getting rolled by Mitchell f**king Starc.

Three for me, and two for them.

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over 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
I definitely should have stuck with cricket.  I've honestly got more talent than these c**ts.  Excellent square of the wicket.  THe most solid of defenses.  Not too good off the pads though.  But still, better than these c**ts. 
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over 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
It just shows that it doesn't matter who's bowling at us buffy, we can't bat for sh*t in test matches.
Fruglo on 15.01.2013 wrote:

Fuck this stupid game

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Stevo wrote:
I definitely should have stuck with cricket.� I've honestly got more talent than these c**ts.� Excellent square of the wicket.� THe most solid of defenses.� Not too good off the pads though.� But still, better than these c**ts.�


YF should get an XI together and challenge these wasters. 1 to 11, if you better your opposite number you replace them.

Three for me, and two for them.

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over 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
90 minutes to tea, anyone think we can hold on and not get bowled out by then?
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Ian Chappell "I don't think Alastair Cook got enough credit for what he did in that Ashes Series last summer"

He got plenty of f**king credit you stupid f**k.

Three for me, and two for them.

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over 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
aitkenmike wrote:
How dark can it be at midday in Brisbane!?


Very, when there are thunderstorms around-like now.

If you are old and wise you were probably young and stupid

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over 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
very disappointing.
 
the black caps talked themselves up, the media sold it to us, and for some reason a few of us bought it.
 
unfortunately the plunket shield will never be an adequate stepping stone....
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sir les wrote:
very disappointing.
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the black caps talked themselves up, the media sold it to us, and for some reason a few of us bought it.

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unfortunately the plunket shield will never be an adequate stepping stone....


Exactly. Have be reading the Herald and watching Prime in the evenings-even saw Chris Cairns saying that we would win. Don't think some people realise how strong Oz cricket is, right through the grades.

If you are old and wise you were probably young and stupid

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Let me guess no chance of rain over the 5 days huh, still Vettori and Brownlie doing well to steady the ship a bit at the mo
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giddyup wrote:
Let me guess no chance of rain over the 5 days huh, still Vettori and Brownlie doing well to steady the ship a bit at the mo
 
And extra's chiming in with reasonable effort!
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giddyup wrote:
Let me guess no chance of rain over the 5 days huh, still Vettori and Brownlie doing well to steady the ship a bit�at the mo


Brisbane weather.
Today.     Thundery rain this afternoon.
Fri        Fine, gusty winds.
Sat        Fine,gusty winds.
Sun        Mostly fine.
Mon        A little rain.

If you are old and wise you were probably young and stupid

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LOL.  Greatbatch's classic catch.  He drop everthing else that series though.  THe New Zealand cricket team 1993/94.  What a shower they were.  Certainly couldn't bat, hopeless bowlers.  And as for the "catching" - words fail me.  And the infighting too.  ROTFL.

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over 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
We are seriously fucked once Vettori retires.
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over 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
I think we'd have been better off if it hadn't rained, Vettori And Brownlie were just starting to get on top of them i reckon. it'll be hard tomorrow to kick on early hopefully they can stick around though
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over 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
I love how people get all worked up over Ryder and Guptill - guys who have never scored runs v good teams. Brownlie got very lucky but hopefully takes his chance. Our batting is always crap, needed 4 bowlers
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N-Bomb wrote:
I love how people get all worked up over Ryder and Guptill - guys who have never scored runs v good teams. Brownlie got very lucky but hopefully takes his chance. Our batting is always crap, needed 4 bowlers




Ryder v. India

201
103
102
70
59
and some lower scores.

Not great v. Aus

No games against SA or England. Can't think of anyone else 'good'.

Guptill averages 35.5, which although isn't great, is pretty good for for an NZ opener.aitkenmike2011-12-02 10:41:53
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over 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Yeah, Ryder got all his test 100s against India - pretty harsh to say he never got runs against any good teams.
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over 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
what gets me with Ryder, is he has the skills, just the attitude lets him down
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