After starting drinking this morning at 9am (thanks to Feverish) I have gone for the following:
* Cardiff to beat Wigan
* Bristol City to beat Tranmere
* Wolves to beat Notts County
Paying £6.06
After starting drinking this morning at 9am (thanks to Feverish) I have gone for the following:
* Cardiff to beat Wigan
* Bristol City to beat Tranmere
* Wolves to beat Notts County
Paying £6.06
All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight
Not had a lot of luck lately (Hull not being able to beat Brighton last night hit especially hard) but champions league is back tonight, and that is enough of a reason to get anyone a bit giggly. Tonight I am going for 2 single bets:
* Man City to beat Barcelona with both teams scoring - £5
* PSG to beat Leverkusen - £2.20
All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight
went larger on the PSG bet last night which meant that I ended up about square on the pair of them. Tonight I am going for:
* Arsenal vs Bayern Munich - BTTS
* Milan vs Athletico Madrid - AM to win
* Notts Forest vs Leicester - draw
Paying £11.01 (although I am doing a Trixie where I have 3 double bets, and 1 triple bet, so only need a minimum of 2 of them to come in)
All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight
might as well make this double post useful - fuck you Ozil.
All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight
2 out of the three on Wednesday night, so lucky I went the trixie route.
My bets for Saturday are all individuals:
* Jovetic to score 2 or more for Man City (vs Stoke) @ £5.50
* Chelsea and Everton to draw 1-1@ £8
* Cardiff vs Hull under 1.5 goals @ £2.75
* Arsenal vs Sunderland combination - over 2.5 goals, 10-12 corners, 4-6 cards @ £15.00
Giddy up!
All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight
oh, what the hell. I have also added a scorecast of Kostas Mitroglou to score first, and Fulham to win 1-0 @ £56
All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight
Let us know how you got on. Following your gambling career with interest.
Let us know how you got on. Following your gambling career with interest.
If you are old and wise you were probably young and stupid
Let us know how you got on. Following your gambling career with interest.
All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight
I won a 115/1 acca on FA Cup weekend, pity I only had $3 on it but a nice profit all the same.
There's a Facebook page called longshot accumulators (or similar) that had a 583/1 ten teamer come in yesterday. Definitely worth a 'like'.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qe_B5CzbTJo - Caceres winning penalty v Perth - footage from the Fever Zone
Let us know how you got on. Following your gambling career with interest.
So is being a grumpy old cunt on an Internet forum
If you are old and wise you were probably young and stupid
yawn.
Not a great day yesterday, with the highlight being Jovetic playing for about 3 minutes (and not scoring 2 goals) before going off injured. Was close with the Arsenal vs Sunderland bet, where there was 5 goals (good), 10 corners (good) but only 1 card (bad), but a million miles away in the Cardiff vs Hull game which finished 4-0 (a lot more goals than the maximum of 1 I had bet on).
Back in the saddle, and all that though, and today I will be betting on the following:
* Liverpool (-2) to beat Swansea @ 2.80
* Aston Villa to beat Newcastle @ 3.60
* Adebayor to score and Spurs to beat Norwich @ 3.50
All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight
Well you got the Liverpool result but u believably the other two results defied belief.
nope, I got none of them right as I had Liverpool with a 2 goal handicap (which meant that they needed to win by 3 clear goals or more).
What a terrible weekend for betting. From now on I think I will give up gambling and try to get my thrills from having danger-wanks.
All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight
Your betting is like my choice of Lotto tickets. I wish we had the football pools out bre as such, I miss them. I know you can bet on the EPL but its not the same as filling out a pools coupon.
champions league tonight, so I am going for the following:
All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight
half time in the games and we have 30 booking points in the Barca v City game (good), 2 goals in total (good) and Lescott has not been sent off and won one header in the Barcelona box (pretty good). Fingers crossed.
All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight
whew. 6 goals and 65 bookings points was decent, but the wrong fucking City center back scored.
All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight
Well done. 2 out of 3 aint bad.
I have been reading today about how bad it has been for Timmy Sherwood to criticise his players in public (as he has done a couple of times since the weekend). Personally, I don't have a problem with it (I used to abuse Greenie a lot when playing with him and it made him a bett.....bad example) but apparently this is the biggest cardinal sin in football, and will result in all of his players refusing to try for him. For that reason, I am putting my money tonight on Benfica to beat them @£3.00
All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight
hmmmmm, maybe I should have not shouted at Greenie so much.
Continuing my "players not playing for the manager + games of football = losses" theme, this weekend I will be betting on Arsenal to beat Spurs (@£2.40), Swansea to beat WBA (@£1.95) and Liverpool to beat Man Utd (@£3.00).
This is the very definition of "easy money".
All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight
Not paying much though Frankie unless you stuck a monkey on each.
last thing i need is the RSPCA on my back. My accie for today is as follows:
15 Mar 2014 - Everton v Cardiff - Match Betting
Everton @ 1.33
15 Mar 2014 - Southampton v Norwich - Match Betting
Southampton @ 1.60
15 Mar 2014 - Nottingham Forest v Doncaster - Match Betting
Nottingham Forest @ 1.44
15 Mar 2014 - Leicester v Blackpool - Match Betting
Leicester @ 1.33
15 Mar 2014 - Burnley v Leeds - Match Betting
Burnley @ 1.75
15 Mar 2014 - Bolton v Brighton - Match Betting
Bolton @ 2.50
All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight
Forest and Bolton let you down. Perhaps the hint was Brighton's jammy win against the Hoops last week. Still nearly isn't a collect but good choices. Saints are on fire at the mo.
Surprised by the WBA result, but the other 2 wins made it a decent weekend for me.
Tonight I have gone for a double of Real Madrid (-2) and Chelsea (-1) which is paying £5
All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight
treble tonight is money for jam:
Arsenal, Man City and Everton - paying £7.74
All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight
selfie taking cunts
All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight
Again 2 out of 3. Very unlucky.
I have no idea who will win this game, and I have a sneaky suspicion that it is going to be very boring, but I have gone for over 3.5 goals in the Man Utd vs Villa game. Also gone for Bentecke and Fellani to score at anytime.
All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight
29 Mar 2014 - Crystal Palace v Chelsea - Total Match Goals Under/Over
Under 2.5 @ 1.70
29 Mar 2014 - Stoke v Hull - Match Betting
Stoke @ 2.50
29 Mar 2014 - Swansea v Norwich - Match Betting
Swansea @ 1.73
29 Mar 2014 - West Brom v Cardiff - Match Betting
West Brom @ 1.95
yankee bet so 6 x doubles, 4 x trebles and 1 x four-fold
All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight
PSG to beat Chelsea tonight, paying £2.05. Also chucking a couple of quid on Zlatan to score 2 or more (paying £5). I know he has a terrible record against English clubs, but I love him and am dying to see him smash Terry to pieces (my head is telling me that Cavani to score at anytime at £2.50 is a far more sensible bet, but what does it know?)
DARE TO ZLATAN
Other bet is Real Madrid and Dortmand - both teams to score and RM to win paying only £2.62. It is a bit shorter than I thought it would be, but think it will happen.
All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight
PSG looked bloody good.
| 1< | Standard | Chelsea v Stoke – Match Betting | Chelsea @ 1/5 | Won | |||
| 2< | Standard | Norwich v West Brom – Match Betting | West Brom @ 2/1 | Won | |||
| 3< | Standard | Wigan v Leeds – Match Betting | Wigan @ 11/20 | Won | |||
| 4< | Standard | Atletico Madrid v Villarreal – Match Betting | Atletico Madrid @ 4/9 | Won | |||
| 5< | Standard | Barcelona v Real Betis – Match Betting | Barcelona @ 1/20 | Won | |||
| 6< | Standard | Real Sociedad v Real Madrid – Match Betting | Real Madrid @ 4/7 | Won | |||
| 7< | Standard | Paris Saint-Germain v Reims – Match Betting | Paris Saint-Germain @ 1/4 | Won | |||
| 8< | Standard | Man City v Southampton – Match Betting | Man City @ 1/3 | Won | |||
| 9< | Standard | Bournemouth v QPR – Match Betting | QPR @ 15/8 | Lost |
Curse you QPR.
Blame Redknapp. Still insisting on playing his buddies from Spurs and not his better players. Also likes to play 32 year old crocks.
this afternoon I have lumped (a couple of quid) each way on Thorbjorn Olesen to win the Masters. He is paying £81 and has a very cool name. Like a superhero who is in Abba.
All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight
So after a series of unfortunate events, I ended up with £0.03 in my betting account. From small acorns grow large investments, so I decided I will let it ride until I get to £1m. I put it on Burnley to win the other day, which came in giving me £0.08. I have now put it all on Athletico Madrid tonight which will give me £0.14.
This could be the greatest thread ever
All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight
So after a series of unfortunate events, I ended up with £0.03 in my betting account. From small acorns grow large investments, so I decided I will let it ride until I get to £1m. I put it on Burnley to win the other day, which came in giving me £0.08. I have now put it all on Athletico Madrid tonight which will give me £0.14.
This could be the greatest thread ever

it all turned to cock anyway
All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight
Have been watching your betting with much interest. Some you got right anx some hou didnt, still interesting Frankie.