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The free-for-all Pundemonium Thread

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These puns are turning out to be quite a tropical subject.
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Some new ideas spring to mind, Have all our summers come at once?
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The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!

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So who is rumored to be leaving/coming to Phoenix next season?

Couldn't help myself
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Hopefully we get some seasoned defenders, who can weather the storm of other sides attacking.
WillyB2008-01-18 17:32:13
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DKP22 wrote:
So who is rumored to be leaving/coming to Phoenix next season?

Couldn't help myself
 
BANSTICK!!!

"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

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Banstick or just a change in the climate on here? Should be a breeze!
Proud to have attended the first 175 Consecutive "Home" Wellington Phoenix "A League" Games !!

The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!

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C-Diddy wrote:
DKP22 wrote:
So who is rumored to be leaving/coming to Phoenix next season? Couldn't help myself

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<FONT size=7>BANSTICK!!!


Hahaha
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Lonegunmen wrote:
Banstick or just a change in the climate on here? Should be a breeze!


I'm certainly warming to the idea.

Talking of seasoning, I think it's great the way these puns have spiced up the forum.
Jag2008-01-18 22:01:37

Apparently I'm apathetic, but I couldn't care less.

"Being a Partick Thistle fan sets you apart. It means youre a free thinker. It also means your team has no money." Tim Luckhurst, The Independent, 4th December 2003

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Yes, many have risen to the challenge. Better than some of the other half baked posts on the forum
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Gotta love those mid-late 90s shirts that were four sizes too big - but he's fooling no-one. 
 
f**k.  Caught our man man red-handed again...
 
Sorry to break the cycle of gags.  But I know you guys won't be too iron-handed about it.
Stevo2008-01-18 22:34:32
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DKP22 wrote:
So who is rumored to be leaving/coming to Phoenix next season?

Couldn't help myself
 
What about Winter Rufen
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s2art wrote:
DKP22 wrote:
So who is rumored to be leaving/coming to Phoenix next season? Couldn't help myself

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What about Winter Rufen


About as likely as Steve Summer
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You're right, they're getting on a bit now. They'd probably fall at the first hurdle.

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Definitely wont have the spring in the step they used to have
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Summer the current players will be lucky to keep their jobs, I think s2art2008-01-18 23:38:39
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Depends weather or not they've impressed Ricki over the season, I s'pose. Might be a few who'll get the cold shoulder, and a frosty reception, when it comes to re-signing talks..

Apparently I'm apathetic, but I couldn't care less.

"Being a Partick Thistle fan sets you apart. It means youre a free thinker. It also means your team has no money." Tim Luckhurst, The Independent, 4th December 2003

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Stevo wrote:

Gotta love those mid-late 90s shirts that were four sizes too big - but he's fooling no-one. 
 
f**k.  Caught our man man red-handed again...
 
Sorry to break the cycle of gags.  But I know you guys won't be too iron-handed about it.
 
You beat me to the Punch! I was going to chance my arm and continue along the arm theme even though we've already made a good fist of it!

"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

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Seems an armless enough idea, as long as you shoulder the blame.
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I can see his right arm. What a cool shirt. The best design in the league. As for new signings some will be whisked in like a Tornado, Others will leave like a gentle Zephyr.
Proud to have attended the first 175 Consecutive "Home" Wellington Phoenix "A League" Games !!

The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!

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Good man, LG. You're attacking this thread with gusto. Just what we need to stop this whole thing blowing up in our faces. I've had a bit of a rest and I'm getting my second wind now.

I see Gareth has made an appearance again. We'll all have to knuckle down and think of some more puns based on our favourite one armed QPR player. Have to be a joint effort though.

Apparently I'm apathetic, but I couldn't care less.

"Being a Partick Thistle fan sets you apart. It means youre a free thinker. It also means your team has no money." Tim Luckhurst, The Independent, 4th December 2003

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So it's silly season is it?
 
You probably know already but Gareth's favourite season is spring.
 
The season new stems appear.
 
 
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The seed was planted long ago and we're finally able to reap the rewards!!!

"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

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No tall poppy syndrome on here. 



BTW C-D, I'm struggling to get anything for your musical puns thread. I'll keep racking my brains tho

Apparently I'm apathetic, but I couldn't care less.

"Being a Partick Thistle fan sets you apart. It means youre a free thinker. It also means your team has no money." Tim Luckhurst, The Independent, 4th December 2003

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That's a shame Jag, I assumed music was in your roots! I was hoping that you would be on song in that thread!
 
 

"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

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I was going to say that we should have rocked on over to the musical pundemonium thread , thinking that was the soul for music-based threads, but after seeing it was actually the matching game thingy I had to rap myself on the knuckles for not checking sooner! Good thing I didn't, I would have looked like such a dumb punk if I did. But what do you expect, I'm from a different country!
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I wonder when the mods are going to give us a rap on the knuckles for all these pun threads
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I think the mods will rap this thread up as soon as they see it. They'll be down on us like a ton of rocks.


*Poor puns I know but at least I tried*
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Good work Loyalgunner.

Nah, hopefully they won't touch this thread, now that we've gone legit. It's not like we come on here and rave about this that and the next thing. We're not rocking the boat. This thread may not bring the house down, but it showing the classical symptoms of being around for a while yet.

..and I'd like to thank everybody who's been instrumental in keeping this going.
Jag2008-01-20 21:29:08

Apparently I'm apathetic, but I couldn't care less.

"Being a Partick Thistle fan sets you apart. It means youre a free thinker. It also means your team has no money." Tim Luckhurst, The Independent, 4th December 2003

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Yes, if everybody plays their part we can keep this thread humming along nicely.
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As I've said before, as long as we're all singing from the same hymn sheet we'll be alright. Might have to trumpet our achievements a bit more as a way of drumming up more support. As long as we keep on conducting ourselves correctly, no-one will be orchestrating any plans to shut us down..

Apparently I'm apathetic, but I couldn't care less.

"Being a Partick Thistle fan sets you apart. It means youre a free thinker. It also means your team has no money." Tim Luckhurst, The Independent, 4th December 2003

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Thought I'd better Face the Music.  Great early 90s TV show that one.  Simon Barnett.  What a dag.
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You guys were whistling through those puns,  then it seems all of a sudden you were unplugged.
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Back in the old days, we had a song and dance about one certain individual.  Gareth Ainsworth!!!!!!!  What comedy!  He was like putty in our hands!!!!!
 
But is this thread playing second fiddle? 
 
I hope not.
 
 
 
Stevo2008-01-21 23:46:51
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I hope hard news can lock this thread single handedly without having to sing for help...

ive got a song that wont take long, Adelaide are rubbish.. the second verse is same as the first.. ADELAIDE ARE RUBBISH

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What's up SB, you seem to be always trying to beat up on our little thread. What's the score? I'm hoping you'll change your tune. All we're trying to do is stave off boredom. Why don't you join in and compose a pun or two yourself.. 

Apparently I'm apathetic, but I couldn't care less.

"Being a Partick Thistle fan sets you apart. It means youre a free thinker. It also means your team has no money." Tim Luckhurst, The Independent, 4th December 2003

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Hard News would never shut this thread down.
 
If he does though i'll have no problem spreading the rumour about him working the streets and offering "Cheap Tricks" to all the punters on a Friday and Saturday night!!!

"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

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Too tired to pun, couldn't even pick up a cheap street whore with the energy i have at the moment

Queenslander 3x a year.

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Is she quicker going down than a $2 hooker?
Proud to have attended the first 175 Consecutive "Home" Wellington Phoenix "A League" Games !!

The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!

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Haven't posted in here for a couple of days, been a bit tired, but I've got my arse in gear, put the wheels in motion and it's time to get this thread back on the road again.

Apparently I'm apathetic, but I couldn't care less.

"Being a Partick Thistle fan sets you apart. It means youre a free thinker. It also means your team has no money." Tim Luckhurst, The Independent, 4th December 2003

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Yes, with speed must we get this thread going again, otherwise it'll be just another roadkill in the off-topic section.loyalgunner2008-01-23 13:24:23
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