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Things that piss you off... (Part 1)

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Lonegunmen wrote:
I saw it on a news clip, you know how they go around the various centers, judging by the standard of dress  and clothes types, they were not homeless, destitutes or "lower class" If i can find that clip I'll link it.
You been to an Op Shop lately mate? Because that is an idiotic thing to say, because someone wears a shirt it means they have money. ohhh my god, absolutle lunacy

www.kiwifromthecouch.blogspot.com

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Lawyers.

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Racist Taxi drivers.  I pay good money for you to take me somewhere. I do not want to hear your racial slurs and soforth
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The Fact that there is a gay pornstar named cade so when i google myself i do not like what i see
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It is your punnishment for being narcissistic.
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HK_Keeper wrote:
The Fact that there is a gay pornstar named cade so when i google myself i do not like what i see


There is a female pornstar called Tory....
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Torne wrote:
HK_Keeper wrote:
The Fact that there is a gay pornstar named cade so when i google myself i do not like what i see


There is a female pornstar called Tory....



Lucky you
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Not remembering the first two hours of 2009
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HK_Keeper wrote:
The Fact that there is a gay pornstar named cade so when i google myself i do not like what i see


When i google my full name in images search it comes up with a model (a femaleeee too)

https://www.billybbeauty.com/port/f/f_54.jpg

The female version of me?
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Stefan and i being chased down the road by some drunken 'phoenix fan' because we didnt join in a chant that started like this 'o when the saints'
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What a faggot.
"Do you think your tough?"
For not joining in on a stupid song!?
Sorry for running off dale.. He was too big for me to take on.

He got me pretty good with his slap though..
Fat sh*t.
It sounded like his mates said petey.

Ive pulled my achillies tendon pretty badly too.
f**kStefan2009-01-05 00:55:09
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haha all good.  He was bigger than hard news so i backed my chances of out sprinting him.  What a muppet.
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Makes for a good story though.
I can barely walk now..
I love adrenaline
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where did this happen i though i saw a couple of guys as i walking up pass the bencher after wards having an argument over something
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it was after 12 along courtney place.
He was pissed off because we didnt join in with his singing.

When did we become melbourne fans?
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I get the feeling he wasnt really a fan. a tag along perhaps.  A proper fan would realise that 'o when the saints' is not a chant we use.
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Drunks.
Profile pic. Should you be interested. Lakhsen, on the right, lost touch with him.
Mohammed, on the left, I'm still in touch with. He's now living in Agadez, Niger. More focused on his animals now as tourism has dried up. Is active with a co-op promoting local goods, leather work and bijouterie, into Europe. 
20/5/20

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why dont you eat a glass of concrete and harden the **** up

bobboltontawa22009-01-05 11:37:54
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Becuase unlike you  i don't try solve my problems with violence.  Plus he was built like a brick sh*thouse
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bobboltontawa2 wrote:

eat a glass of concrete



Something doesn't quite add up here...
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Should've stabbed him.
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the moss v paston arguement!

Queenslander 3x a year.

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People who claim Moss is a rubbish keeper directly after making several world class saves to keep us in the game last night!

Allegedly

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Tegal wrote:
People who claim Moss is a rubbish keeper directly after making several world class saves to keep us in the game last night!
I never said he was rubbish just that I thought Paston was better.
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People who always have to have the last word.
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i know exactly what you mean Sanday 
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Having computer after computer give up and die.
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Football commentators who use sporting analogies that I do not understand.  It's a football match stick to football jargon...  
Profile pic. Should you be interested. Lakhsen, on the right, lost touch with him.
Mohammed, on the left, I'm still in touch with. He's now living in Agadez, Niger. More focused on his animals now as tourism has dried up. Is active with a co-op promoting local goods, leather work and bijouterie, into Europe. 
20/5/20

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theprof wrote:
the moss v paston arguement!


The everybody v Paston argument

Apparently I'm apathetic, but I couldn't care less.

"Being a Partick Thistle fan sets you apart. It means youre a free thinker. It also means your team has no money." Tim Luckhurst, The Independent, 4th December 2003

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dairyflat wrote:
Football commentators who use sporting analogies that I do not understand.  It's a football match stick to football jargon...  


Are you refering to Dewhurst's tennis analogy for Smeltz's first goal on Sunday?

Three for me, and two for them.

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Jag wrote:
theprof wrote:
the moss v paston arguement!


Everybody


Depressingly Fixed
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Stefan wrote:
Jag wrote:
theprof wrote:
the moss v paston arguement!


Everybody


Depressingly Fixed


It's a Scottish thing!

Apparently I'm apathetic, but I couldn't care less.

"Being a Partick Thistle fan sets you apart. It means youre a free thinker. It also means your team has no money." Tim Luckhurst, The Independent, 4th December 2003

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The Anti-Paston campaign half of the forums has decided to take up.
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Buffon II wrote:

Are you refering to Dewhurst's tennis analogy for Smeltz's first goal on Sunday?


No I'm not...   To be honest I am a one sport sort of character. I was watching a YouTube clip of a Champions League match and the  commentator used a golfing analogy. I had NO IDEA what he was on about.


 ( but I know what you mean. That was in another topic where he'd used a cricket line and I had to ask "who was Hussey?" StopOut put me right.)
dairyflat2009-01-06 20:05:22
Profile pic. Should you be interested. Lakhsen, on the right, lost touch with him.
Mohammed, on the left, I'm still in touch with. He's now living in Agadez, Niger. More focused on his animals now as tourism has dried up. Is active with a co-op promoting local goods, leather work and bijouterie, into Europe. 
20/5/20

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Ken Bates 
The way he ruins my Football club
So glad we have Terry here.
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...football "experts" who over analyse everything, ad nauseam, and steal all the joy out of the game....
Profile pic. Should you be interested. Lakhsen, on the right, lost touch with him.
Mohammed, on the left, I'm still in touch with. He's now living in Agadez, Niger. More focused on his animals now as tourism has dried up. Is active with a co-op promoting local goods, leather work and bijouterie, into Europe. 
20/5/20

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American's comentating real football. The accent is just wrong for a start. Then this one time (not at band-camp) I was not within sight of the telly and heard a guy talking about someone "posting up" and had to check what sport it was... it was football.  Cringe.
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s2art wrote:
American's comentating real football. The accent is just wrong for a start. Then this one time (not at band-camp) I was not within sight of the telly and heard a guy talking about someone "posting up" and had to check what sport it was... it was football.  Cringe.


Made me laugh anyway...

Three for me, and two for them.

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On FM when your keeper is retarded and twice decides he will roll the ball straight to the opposition strikers feet so he can score....
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liverpoolfan1 wrote:
Poeple who call Karl Dodd, "Dodds".� It's Dodd.� No "s".� Just Dodd.


people who put an s onto the end of anyones name, eg john keys? he's the prime minister what the f**k is wrong with you?!
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