Things that piss you off...

apostrophe's ?

missing the first game of the season because work didn't process my leave...

Hah. Work and leave. Don't get me started.

How was the U20's Box?

You're not looking too well, a bit peeky, you gotta temp?

You know what to do son and it has the full backing of every man,woman & child in the YF.

COYN

Isnt that what sick leave is for? life threatening illness and Nix matches, at least that's what I think the legislation says.

#cumonyournix

Burn my workplace to the ground?

Take a gun in and shoot them all.

Too soon.

Football Funds.

Outstanding.

the smugness of Junior82's avatat

Benny! (man swoon)

Blame 2B for posting the gif up after the WC.

Hey I don't write the advertising campaigns.

Otago uni thinks its too soon

Trying to get hold of Die Antwoord's Ten$ion album. I can get the other albums np.

OK googling it it says its available on itunes and google play. Also as an MP3 on Amazon UK and US. 

My itunes here doesn't show it. Neither does the google play on my android phone. Both Amazon's won't let me download the MP3 as it says my address is wrong.

Is it a regional thing??? It says it was a US release even though they are South African, but I can download it in the uk if I'm presumably living there???

The only way I can get it is as a CD, how retarded is that and what happens when CD's are finally phased out???

Prob still available on a cassette tape!

watching the weather change from shark to a beaituful looking day and having hope for my walk home.  then watchign it turn back to shark, clear up you stupid f**king sky.

Ha try living in Dunedin

Nah I'm good.  If I lived in the Dunny then Id be posting every day in this thread that I live in Dunedin.

People who refer to Twins as "Double Trouble". Do these same people walk up to parents with one child and say "ooh single trouble"?

I think fudgeing not. And if they feel that caring for one child is actually trouble then maybe they need to take a fudgeing long hard look at their own lack of parenting skills before suggesting that my life will be somehow more trouble due to having twins.

Cods

If two is double trouble, wtf is triplets?

FFS Coops they are probably talking about you.

They would not refer to a single child as single trouble because that doesn't rhyme.  

And clearly in this context the implication is not of continuous trouble but rather that parenthood involves a number of problems that would not be encountered in non-parenting situations.  Therefore having two children of the same age the parents will experience twice the number of problems that usually exist - hence the the epithet "double trouble" which intends to convey the situation in a light-hearted manner using the grammatical construction of rhyming.

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Of course I could be wrong.

Triple predicaments?

Well stop being so bloody fertile/double-egger  you crazy person then!

 FFS some would say you are blessed. Just because some random old dears have mentioned something there's no need to go off in the deep end. 

Having to catch a train to the game . Upper Hutt Station. WTF

Not converting penalties ffs

Triple dipple 

End-of-the-world merchants appearing after 1 bad result

Going to work on a Monday after that.

Exams/Tests/Assessments/Essays take your pick

Is this a Test/Assessment/Exam/Essay?

I cant help having Super Sperm

Hatter forgetting to bring his melodica to the game yesterday.

I've decided that is the reason the tifo broke.

Melodica!!!!!!!

Ooohhh! Kazoos not good enough anymore eh?

You've changed Hatter...